Chapter 10: Such a Frank Insult
Although Wu Yun's temper is not bad, the face of the Huang Mao, who looked not polite at all, began to look ugly.
"He'll just talk nonsense." The girl slapped the yellow hairy on the head, and his hairstyle suddenly looked like an exploding bird's nest." ”
"Why don't you apologize?" The yellow hair immediately dropped a little shorter. Hurriedly bowed his head to Wu Yun.
The girl looked at Wu Yun and smiled sweetly: "But for the sake of him being your savior, don't worry about it." ”
Although Wu Yun knew a little about language now, he still couldn't keep up with the speed of speech, he turned his head to look at the old man, and the old man explained it in a slow tone.
When Wu Yun heard this, he hurriedly held the hands of this young man called Xiao Lei, and thanked him repeatedly. This must be regarded as a life-saving grace, and in front of this, a sentence similar to scolding the street is completely negligible.
Seeing his move, Xiao Lei was taken aback, and even smirked, unable to say a word.
"A few of you will take him with you in the future, so that he can familiarize himself with the environment and life here." "Tell him about the possible dangers, in particular. Take care of him as if he were a child. ”
Because Solu deliberately slowed down the speed of speaking, Wu Yun didn't understand this sentence at all, but looking at the appearance of several people on the other side covering their mouths and snickering, he faintly felt that it was not a good word.
"Okay, grandpa" Kashan was very smart, and she could see the problem of Wu Yun's comprehension at once. She deliberately slowed down her speech. "My name is Kassan, this chubby guy on the side, we all call him fat."
Wu Yun nodded, "Thank you for taking care of me." Kasan thanked you for feeding me water when I was very sick, and fat man for saving me in the woods. Both of them blushed, and said in unison, "It's okay, it's okay, it's a trivial matter." ”
For a while, everyone was a little embarrassed. I didn't know what to say, but in the end it was the fat man who broke the silence. "Why don't we eat first? I couldn't stand it anymore. ”
"Come, Wu Yun, I'll teach you to clean up the food." Kasan shouted at a few people, "You two light the fire. Everyone agreed in unison, and they divided their labor, and Soru watched the group of lively young people from a distance. A relieved smile was revealed.
Since the hall was very empty, the fat man and Little Ray did not know where to find a pile of wood. In a few moments, a bonfire was lit in the middle of the hall. Wu Yun was startled, it was actually an indoor bonfire... It's all curtains here, and you dare to play like this, it's really immortal.
Before he could finish his sigh, Kashan pulled him into a small suite. On a flat stone platform. There was a pile of shredded glass. Wu Yun took a closer look, and it was estimated that it was the remains of the green monster from last night. A machete slashed diagonally at it. Seeing a flash of figure, Kashan didn't know when she put on the previous burqa, and with a copy of it, the machete fell into her hand, and she saw the knife in one hand. A lunge. Snorted. At the same time, the small room was swordsman, and Wu Yun was scared. This is where to cook. It's just violence.
"Wu Yun, there are two bottles on the countertop outside, and inside are sugar and salt, can you go and bring me the salt?" Under such crazy sword skills, he was able to speak in such a soothing tone, Wu Yun didn't know whether to admire her or avoid her. In the end, he decided to choose the latter.
He hurriedly took this opportunity to walk out. Sure enough, there was an identical stone platform outside, and there were two glass bottles in the corner of the stone platform. It's all white powder inside. Wu Yun glanced at it, picked one up and planned to send it in. A voice stopped him.
"Wait, Wu Yun, what are you doing?" He turned his head to see Xiao Lei and the fat man standing behind him. The two looked at him in surprise, "Kasan told me to get her salt. Wu Yun was afraid that the other party would not hear clearly, so he deliberately bit the word salt heavier.
"Then why don't you taste it and take it in?" Xiao Lei was a little puzzled. Asked with a glare.
"Aren't you afraid of taking the wrong one?" The fat man also asked suspiciously.
Wu Yun was startled, hurriedly unscrewed the lid, dipped his finger in the edge and licked it, yes, it was salt. Wait, didn't Kasan say that the two bottles each contained salt and sugar, how could she take the wrong one? He turned around and picked up another bottle, and sure enough, it contained the usual white sugar.
I was a little dizzy. Asked the two in confusion. "Why do you want to try it?"
"For insurance, of course." Xiao Lei said proudly, "The fat man took the wrong one time, and all the dishes on our table were wasted." ”
"Cut, hasn't this happened to Kasan too? By the way, Uncle Kanu made the same mistake last year," the fat man retorted solemnly.
Wu Yun, who understood the conversation between the two, couldn't help but feel sad. These guys. It's embarrassing to say that I'm an idiot, and the people here can't tell the difference between sugar and salt except by tasting it!!
He immediately understood last night's dish, something made by someone of this level. If you can eat it, you should thank God.
Wu Yun was about to tear tears of sympathy for his sad future. A thought crossed his mind. If there is no such thing as cooking in this world. Can you run rampant in the world?
The reason why he has this self-confidence is mainly because of the animation club he participated in in college, because there were many cattle at that time, and there were many branches of the club, two-dimensional costume production, two-dimensional scene layout, cos photography, etc., all had their own small groups, Wu Yun was out of a fun mentality at that time. Join a small team called Two-Dimensional Cuisine, as their name suggests. Their goal is to bring back the cuisine from games and anime. Wu Yun quickly became one of them because of his extensive involvement. It's not easy to mix here, basic cooking skills are a must. And to complete a two-dimensional work, there are no teaching materials and steps. Everything that is based on it is made up by the brain. They have to try again and again in the lab. Utilize all sorts of whimsical tricks and unexpected homemade tools to fit in the various holes in the process. In the end, the finished product needs to be improved in taste. That is, at least it doesn't make people feel unpleasant. It can be said that they are in a way a group of pioneers in the field of gastronomy. In the end, they successfully copied a series of works such as "Golden Fried Rice", "Dream Mapo Tofu", "Thang Long Dumplings" and so on. It caused quite a stir at the college cultural festival. It has become one of the few university memories of Wu Yun.
So from a formal point of view, Wu Yun can only be regarded as barely frying a few home-cooked dishes, but in terms of understanding the ingredients and the ability to dare to toss. He was definitely far ahead of a lot of people. Of course, the premise of this is that people like the open-minded people in their community are basically negligible in the total number of human beings.
"Haven't you got it yet?" Kassan's shout interrupted Wu Yun's thoughts, and he turned around, walked back and carefully handed the bottle to her, who was covered in stains.
"Have you tasted it?" She asked. "Don't make the wrong one, or you'll be in trouble."
Wu Yun nodded sadly, being insulted so calmly for the first time. So geography deserves. He couldn't help but feel the urge to find a piece of tofu and kill him.
After a while, Kashan walked out with a basin of unrecognizable "food", and the four of them came to the campfire. I saw a metal shelf shaped like a camp bed in the center of the campfire. Kasan walked over. Pour things on top. Several people began to spread out small pieces of meat. Wu Yun looked at this strange barbecue method, and his heart was extremely calm. In an instant, there was a realization that emptiness is color, and color is emptiness.
When it was time to eat, Wu Yun wanted to honestly chew the only breadfruit that could be eaten. But Kashan didn't speak for a long time. Thinking that he was a little restrained, he stuck a knife in a piece of half-charred meat with roast and handed it to him. Wu Yun looked at the remaining mucus on the back of the piece of meat. My stomach churned. But Wu Yun's family motto since he was a child is that for the food given by others, even if it is unpalatable and, he can't show it in front of others.
So he followed the family motto with a smile on his face, bit off the piece of meat, and then rushed out of the hall with lightning speed, leaving a sentence of "I'll go out for a while." Echoing all around.
"Looks like he still can't get used to the food here." Xiao Lei looked at Wu Yun's figure and said faintly.
"Well, not every place has the same level of cuisine as we have here." Kasan glanced at the gobbling fat man. He replied proudly. "He must have come from a remote place, and it's normal that he hasn't eaten."
Kassan's mouth, the man who had never seen the world, was vomiting in the corners of the river. I didn't swallow it, though. But the fishy smell and sticky taste still made him sick to his stomach for a long time.
"No, if you continue to indulge them like this, you will either starve to death or be disgusted to death." Wu Yun said to himself. It was hard for him to imagine why he was eating the way he did.
In fact, after the Great Destruction, many things were destroyed. Most of the human beings had to return to the way of life of drinking blood, and the main purpose of people was to maintain life. Naturally, the rest of the things are not much to worry about. Actually, as Kasan said. Due to the relatively large number of prey here, the people's diet is much better than in many places, but for a time-traveler like Wu Yun, it is not an exaggeration to say that this is hell.
Something must be done, otherwise it is estimated that it will not last a few days. Wu Yun secretly made up his mind.