"Next!"

Li Mad's fluttering tone echoed in the room.

It's like just killing a chicken and then preparing to slaughter the next one.

The eyelids of all the brothers jumped, you look at me, I look at you, it is difficult to hide the waves in your heart.

Ning Que squatted at the door of the cave, happily watching Chen Pipi being flicked to the foot of the mountain with one finger, and his heart instantly became much more balanced.

Wang Zhi, who was ranked eleventh, walked out indifferently, saluted respectfully, and said, "What's the point of fighting, killing, and killing, why don't you think about it?" ”

Li laughed wildly: "Yes, then how to calculate the winner or loser?" ”

Wang Zhi said: "Of course, if you argue the other party until you are speechless, you will win!" ”

Li coughed twice and said, "Please." ”

What kind of bullshit speculation, isn't it just a quarrel? It's no different from the scolding war of the street aunt.

Speculation without swearing, quarrels can be sprinkled with swearing, this is the difference.

Wang Zhi took out a delicate flower from his sleeve robe, pointed to the flower and said, "Let me ask you, if there is nothing outside the heart, nothing outside the heart, but before the master entered the back mountain, this flower opened on its own in the mountain for thousands of years, what does it have to do with your and my hearts?" If no one enters the back mountain, if no one looks at this flower, this flower does not exist? ”

Rao is Li Mad was mentally prepared in advance, and he couldn't help but sigh for a moment?

What?

What's that?

How can you speak human language?

What are you talking about?

If it weren't for the Chinese language from primary school, I would have thought you were speaking Martian!

Li Mad took a deep breath, resisted the urge to slap him with a palm in his heart, and told himself to be restrained, to be reserved, and to convince people with reason!

"Do you want to ask for advice?" Wang Zhi asked a serious question, and it could be seen that he was really thinking about these marginal questions.

Li Mad opened his eyes, his heart was weak and calm, and then he spoke: "If the heart is there, the flowers are there, the heart is not there, the flowers are not there." ”

As soon as he opened his mouth, invisible ripples rippled out, sweeping over Wang Zhi's body in circles.

Wang Zhi was startled, his body shook slightly, and he wanted to say something when he grew up, but his throat seemed to be blocked by something, and he couldn't speak.

The eyelids of the senior brothers jumped again, and they smacked their tongues secretly, thinking to themselves, this gentleman is really shameless.

Li Mad didn't care about those contemptuous eyes, and continued to smile: "Seeing your excited appearance, you must agree with my statement, if there is any objection, please correct it." ”

Wang Zhi grew his mouth, covered his throat, stuck out his tongue, and had a very uncomfortable expression.

Li said wildly: "This brother, if you don't speak, then I will acquiesce to your defeat?" ”

After a while, Wang's anxious fangs and claws went mad desperately in place, but he couldn't make a sound in his throat, and finally, with a sigh, he saluted Li Mad and pulled his head and retreated.

Li laughed wildly and said, "Accept, accept!" ”

Mr. Ten Ximen patted Wang Zhi's shoulder and comforted: "I said a long time ago that all your things are things that can't be put on the table, only the way of music and rhythm is the most beautiful thing in the world."

The king glanced at Simon with resentment, sullen.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't open his mouth, he would definitely refute it.

Mr. Ten Ximen Bufu and Mr. Nine Beigong Weiyang walked to the venue, one holding the piano and the other holding Xiao.

"My brother and sister asked Mr. for advice on the way of music and rhythm, and I hope to give him advice." Mr. Nine Beigong Weiyang held a handful of Dong Xiao and said.

Li Mad said enthusiastically: "It can be seen that both of them are music and rhythm masters, and their artistic attainments must be breathtaking, and I am most likely to lose this game." ”

Ximen Bufu and Beigong Weiyang were slapped by this sycophancy, and they were a little floating, although they love music, but in this deep mountain and wilderness, it is also a kind of loneliness to listen to their performances without knowing them.

"Mr. has won the award, not as good as you say."

"Yes, with Mr.'s qualifications, if you can practice music with the two of me, I am afraid that your future attainments will only be above the two of us."

Li said wildly: "Where, where, I don't know anything about the rhythm of music, let me learn, I'm afraid it's a cow chewing peonies, monkeys fishing for the moon, it just so happens that I have a sheet music here, but I picked it up by chance, I can't understand the notes, and I want to ask the two to taste one or two on my behalf." ”

As he spoke, he took out a sheet music sheet and handed it over.

As soon as the two music nerds mentioned the rhythm, their eyes lit up, and they still remembered what the competition was.

took the sheet music, and when I looked at it, the two of them shouted at the same time: "Laughing at the rivers and lakes!" ”

"What kind of music is this, how come I've never heard it!"

"It's strange, it's really strange, just by listening to the name of this score, you know it's not ordinary, senior brother, open it and take a look."

"Senior brother, don't worry, this kind of peerless music score should be treated with caution."

said that they were not in a hurry, but the two couldn't wait to open the score on the spot, and when they saw it, they fell into it completely, and the more they watched, the more excited they became, and their hands were trembling slightly.

"Seconds, seconds! This ensemble of piano and flute is perfectly matched, and it is simply the best that is rare in 10,000 years! ”

"This rhythm is subdued and frustrated, full of bohemianism, the chic meaning of walking the rivers and lakes, beyond the world, wandering between the forms and bones, the Divine Comedy! What a divine comedy! ”

The two of them were full of praise and loved it, and looked carefully at it note by note, for fear of missing every subtle place, and they couldn't wait to get into the music of this score and swim in it, and taste the elegance of art.

Li coughed wildly twice, and said in a loud voice: "If the two gentlemen like it, even if they take it, this kind of peerless music score will be buried in me." ”

Beigong Weiyang grabbed the cover of the score, looked up and said in surprise: "What's so embarrassing?" ”

Simon was not confused and said: "Yes, we are ashamed of such a valuable thing." ”

Li Mad couldn't help but be stunned, since I'm embarrassed, then you guys should give it back to me, what does it mean to hold on to the score?

said: "If you two are embarrassed to accept it, you can take it for a few days, and then return it to me." ”

The eyes of the two lit up, yes, take it back and transcribe a few backups, won't this score be in hand?

"Then the two of us might as well be respectful!"

"Thank you, sir, for borrowing it, I can't thank you enough!"

The two of them were overjoyed and hurriedly thanked them.

Li Mad said with a look of embarrassment on his face: "Then ······ this competition?"

Beigong Weiyang and Ximen Bufu exchanged glances at the same time, and immediately reached an agreement.

It's a fart to try it, with this score, it's important to hurry up and practice the true meaning of the music, as for the outcome of the competition? What's the matter?

Beigong Weiyang said solemnly: "Mr. can come up with such a shocking score, presumably the music and rhythm attainments are above the two of me, I admit defeat, junior brother, what about you?" ”

Simon was not confused and said, "I also admit defeat." ”

The two arched their hands and said, "Farewell." ”

"Teacher, I still have something to do with my junior brother, so I left first." Beigong Weiyang shouted to the master.

The master was drinking tea, and when he heard this, he didn't raise his head, but said, "Get out!" ”

The two of them had free time, and hurriedly went into the mountains and fields with the score in hand to study in detail.

The senior brother felt that it was inappropriate, so he stepped forward and whispered to the master: "Is it ····· to give bribes so blatantly?"

The master waved his hand and said, "It's not bad to change to a new song once in a while." ”

The senior brother is the roundworm of the master, and he immediately understood.

Every time there is a festival or something, Houshan relies on those two blowers and pianos to help the fun, but after so many years, I have listened to it again and again, and it is still those tunes, and the master is tired of listening to them, and it just so happens that Li Mad's score solves this problem.

Of course, the master was pleased, so he simply opened one eye and closed the other.

Mr. Nine and Mr. Ten were defeated without a fight,

Then, two more gentlemen came up.

Mr. Five is holding a chessboard, and Mr. Eight is holding two boxes of sandalwood chess pieces.

The two of them set up the chess sets and motioned to Li Mad and said, "The two of us can only play chess, and we will compete with Mr. respectively." ”

Li said wildly: "A game of chess is fast for half an hour, long for a few days, it's too much of a waste of time, it's better for me to play an endgame, if you can solve it, how about you win?" ”

Mr. Five's eyes lit up and Mr. Eight lit up, and they said, "Yes! ”