Chapter 352: Chong!
"Da Da Da!"
Someone came outside with high heels, Zhang Daoan felt extremely excited, holding the nameplate just now tightly in his hand, planning to tease her first.
"Click!"
Pushing open the door and coming in, where is the sexy nurse lady, it's a giant beast at all!
Zhang Daoan even saw that there were muscles in her hands, and they were the kind that had been trained, and the moment she came in, she directly unscrewed the doorknob due to excessive force.
"Damn, it's broken again! Waste handle, go!"
Okita Li scolded, and then directly threw the doorknob out of the way.
"What a thick voice!
This was Zhang Daoan's first reaction, so frightened that he hurriedly got into the quilt and didn't dare to say a word.
"Heh, can you sleep well?"
The nurse sneered scornfully, then walked over to put things away, and then yelled again.
"Hmm, where's my nameplate? Which bastard took it, and if I found out, screwed his head off!"
Hearing this, countless death images flashed in Zhang Daoan's mind, so he quickly stretched out his hand and threw the nameplate to the ground.
"Miss Nurse, do you think it's which?"
He said with a very weak look.
Okida Ri walked over, picked up the nameplate, and then gave an appreciative look.
"You, not bad!"
"How the is this fundamentally different from what I said, in those Sakura Country films I watched before, wasn't there a cute and sexy nurse to take care of even a sick child?
It's all fake!"
Zhang Daoan muttered a few words silently, and then the fat aunt came over and said in a very rough tone: "What are you muttering? Take off your pants!"
"Ahh
Zhang Dao'an was like a little lamb at the end of the road at this time, holding on to the quilt tightly, he didn't doubt at all that as long as he relaxed a little, this woman would definitely pounce on him and eat him as a prey.
The fat aunt glanced at him, then gave him a disdainful look.
"Little thing, I'm not interested in you. ”
Then, she took out a giant syringe from the side, and when the air in the syringe was squeezed out, a little potion was spilled, and Zhang Daoan could even see her hideous smile.
"Hurry up! Get down!"
"Hey, hey, wait a minute, what kind of needle is this? Why is it so big?"
Zhang Daoan has only seen such a big syringe in film and television dramas, which is too exaggerated.
"Sterilization and disinfection, you are already deeply poisoned, and you can also choose not to fight. ”
The fat aunt didn't care.
In order to recover quickly, Zhang Daoan had no choice but to give in.
After a while, I didn't seem to feel the sterilization or anything, but I felt that my butt hurt even more.
At this time, a tall officer walked in, asked the fat aunt some information, nodded, and walked towards Zhang Daoan.
"Xiao Zhang Daoan, you can take a day off today, but you will start on duty tomorrow. ”
His tone was very indifferent, and he didn't care about Zhang Daoan's injuries at all.
"What do you mean? I still have to go to work?"
Zhang Daoan was stunned, he picked so many meat mushrooms, he could have a month's vacation before, why did he have to go to work again, and his injury was not healed, this is too inhumanitarian, right?
"Why don't you use it? Who do you think you are? Being lazy all day at work doesn't help at all, Haneda has told me about it. ”
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Daoan was dissatisfied.
"What do you mean! Those mushrooms I picked, if not a hundred, have fifty, and that's how you treat your heroes?
Oh, I see, you want to take my credit! I'm going to complain to you! This is a despicable act, and the great Sakura people would not do such a thing!"
"Poof!"
The aunt and the officer laughed at the same time, and it seemed that Zhang Daoan didn't realize what a stupid thing he had done.
"Are you still dreaming there? Come on, show you, what the hell are you picking?"
Then, the officer took out a mobile phone, and the screen was Hikaru Matsui, who was wearing a gas mask at the moment, and appeared behind him in the background, which was the forest where Zhang Dao'an had just picked meat mushrooms.
"People, I repeat again today, when I am doing the task, I must not go out of the circle I have drawn, it is obvious that there was such a fool who didn't listen to me yesterday, and is still lying in the makeshift hospital. ”
Then, he broke a branch from a nearby tree and continued to walk forward.
Suddenly, he stopped, and the camera moved down, but what appeared in the frame was a bit disgusting, a pile of feces, shaped like a mushroom.
"Today, I'm going to give you this kind of dung, which was left behind by a demon beast in the forest called Phantom Fox.
This phantom fox is a mid-level demon beast, and although its fighting ability is not strong, it can emit a hallucinogenic gas all over its body.
Therefore, its excrement also has this property.
By the way, don't underestimate this thing, it has this peculiar smell that can automatically change into what you have been craving when people see it.
Remember, if I am confused again next time, I will not send someone to save me.
Listening to orders well is the first principle you should follow, and I hope you can take this sentence into your mind. ”
What does this mean?
Zhang Dao never thought that such a happy and sad thing would happen to him.
In other words, yesterday I didn't pick meat mushrooms for half a day at all, but kept picking them......
Suddenly, he realized an extremely terrible thing, yesterday he smelled this meat mushroom was so fragrant, at that time his stomach was a little evil, so he couldn't help but bite twice.
"Gross!"
His stomach suddenly churned, and then he vomited directly, and lay on the bed gasping for breath.
At this time, two people happened to pass by at the door, stretched out their heads to look in, and then whispered.
"Hey, he's the pervert who secretly eats S from everyone? Looking like this, he really doesn't look like a good person. ”
"That's not what I've heard, I heard that the people of their team abused him and didn't give him food, he was so hungry that he couldn't help it, who knows, these bad guys secretly poisoned S. ”
"Ahh ”
There are many versions circulating about this matter, but each version retains a key point very tacitly, that is, Zhang Daoan really ate it.
Zhang Daoan listened to the conversation between the two girls outside the door, and suddenly shed tears of indisputability.