Xiao Jun stared at the black bird that the black cork had turned into in a daze, looking in the mirror on his own, and ignoring himself.

"What are you?" Xiao Jun swallowed his saliva and asked out loud. Even he could sense the tremor in his voice.

Although the black bird looked like it was less than the size of a fist, it didn't hurt when it fanned itself a few times just now.

But what happened tonight was so incredible that he couldn't help but be afraid.

"Hula~"

When the black bird heard Xiaojun's question, he flew in front of Xiaojun's eyes.

The fast ones all drew an afterimage in the air.

"You're the thing! Your whole family is stuff! Lao Tzu is the eighth master, not a thing!! Ahh Lao Tzu is not 'not a thing', Lao Tzu is a thing! Ahhh......h

Xiaojun: "......" this bird is brainless? Dysplasia?

As if he could hear Xiao Jun's heart, the black bird, who was struggling with whether he was a thing or not, suddenly became angry again.

"That's you! It's you! If it weren't for your cheap hands!! Eighth Master, how could I only grow so small!! I want to ...... Eighth Master, I am also the master who covers the sky and the earth when his wings are opened!! ”

Xiaojun: Could it be that the "......" was pulled out too early?

"Pluck your sister's pluck!! Let your hands poke the eighth master's balls!! ”

The black bird, who claimed to be the eighth master, was even angrier, and suddenly jumped to the door of Xiao Jun's head, and once again opened the fan left and right.

"Let you poke your balls! Make your hands cheap!! ”

Xiao Jun is not too scared now, he has already seen that this black bird actually has no attack power, except for the fact that it will turn into smoke is a bit weird.

Cover his forehead with his hand again, but this time, Xiaojun didn't use his hand to pinch the eighth master.

After all, he doesn't have any special hobbies for hand-popping birds.

While still softly persuading him:

"Eighth master, say it well, say it well......"

At the foot of the mountain, the courtyard of the Su family.

In Xiaoya's bedroom, the orange cat who seemed to be sleeping soundly in her own cat nest and was actually making trouble was smiling secretly.

Lost to the system of the small army, Su Guo is a "sub-base" that is ready to be established here.

Because he was a little far away from the "headquarters", Su Guo endured the pain and made a system intelligence with emotions.

And the character of this system intelligence...... Su Guo playfully copied a certain-mouthed starling......

emmm…… Anyway, a host is quite lonely when he squats on the mountain, and it's not bad to have a cheap starling to accompany him......

Anyway...... I've been single for a long time, and I will look at any bird!

Seeing that the host had been successfully connected with the system intelligence, Su Guo didn't bother to monitor it anymore, closed his eyes, and really fell into a deep sleep.

On the mountain, Xiaojun can't sleep.

Under his series of "rhetoric", the little black bird, who called himself "Eighth Master", was finally willing to "flirt" with himself quietly.

"So, what the hell are you?" Xiao Jun didn't dare to mention the word "thing" anymore.

"I'm the spirit of this bottle, ah! In your words, it's the intelligent core of this system! The little blackbird stood on the bedside table, brushing the feathers from his wings with the tip of his beak.

Xiaojun: "......" How do you talk while grooming?

All right...... Don't bother with such details!

"Smart core? A crow? Xiao Jun didn't say this, but obviously, this black bird can "read minds"!

"You're a crow! The eighth master is a starling! Not a crow! Have you ever seen such a handsome crow as Lao Tzu??? "The eighth master has entered the violent form again.

"Starling?" Xiao Jun looked at the black bird in surprise. He has always lived in the mountains, even if he is not a study of animals, but he can still distinguish starlings from crows.

Have you ever seen a starling in pitch black? This is so black that the feathers reflect the blue-black metallic light...... It's only crows! Moreover, the reason why starlings are called starlings is also because of the white feathers on the flying feathers.

So...... What about white feathers?

"That's Lao Tzu is still young!! It's not well developed yet!! It hasn't grown yet!! It's not that you're cheap!! Poke Lao Tzu Dandan!! The eighth master stood on the bedside table, with one hand ...... One wing crossed his waist, and the other wing pointed at Xiaojun, acting like a shrew scolding the street, jumping and spraying at Xiaojun.

"Eighth Master, I really didn't poke your balls...... I didn't even find where your balls were......" Xiaojun had to defend himself.

"And say no! As soon as my balls were formed, they were pierced by your fingers! I've only grown so much! Do you dare to say that you didn't poke !! The little black bird was angry, and Xiao Jun saw that white foam began to come out of this guy's mouth.

"Oh...... What a ball! Xiao Jun thought of the light egg that was scattered by his finger, and suddenly regretted a little in his heart, if it was pierced later, let this bird grow longer......

Wouldn't it be easier to communicate?

"How long is that egg actually supposed to grow?" Xiaojun asked, wondering how much damage he had caused by his reckless behavior.

“emmm…… How can it be 180 years! The eighth master said with a deep groan.

Xiaojun: "......" is better to poke it now! One hundred and eighty years later, what is still going on with you?

"Will you grow then?"

"Yes! If you continue to absorb the capacity, it will be much, much slower than in the egg...... "The eighth master spread his wings and made a gesture...... This "many" range is indicated.

"Well...... "It takes a hundred and eighty years in the egg, and now it's much, much slower on the outside...... It seems that I want to communicate harmoniously with each other...... It's basically hopeless in this life!

"And what's the difference between you now and when you're older?"

"When you grow up, you'll be handsome!! Good looks!! Handsome and powerful!! Where is it like this!! Even if you pick up a bird girl paper, no bird will take a fancy to it!! ”

The eighth master lay flat on the bedside table all of a sudden, and his whole body exuded an atmosphere of lovelessness.

"That doesn't affect your strength, does it?" Xiao Jun keenly got the point in the little black bird's words.

"Why didn't it matter? Why didn't it matter? The eighth master got up excitedly, "In this world, appearance is king!" doesn't even have good looks, what can I do to tease my sister? Not to mention saving the world!! ”

Xiaojun: "......" is so tired...... Am I really old?

"I mean, to the system...... It doesn't make a difference, right? Xiao Jun glanced at the small stone bottle that was placed on the bedside table at the same time, although he didn't know what kind of system it was, but he felt that he could still understand the word "system".

"The operation of the system is related to the bound host, what does it have to do with me?" The little blackbird began to comb his feathers again, "I'm just a customer service who goes to work to answer questions and go home from work to pick up my sister......"

Xiaojun: "......" whose customer service is your temper! I'm afraid it's not that the grass on the company's grave is half a foot high!