Chapter 56: Tricky
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On the weekend, Wu Xiaolang's family planned to go to the city center to play together, but after breakfast, his father suddenly received a notice of an emergency meeting from the unit, so he couldn't go.
Wu Xiaolang had no choice but to go with his mother, secretly complaining in his heart, his father was not there, and now it was his turn to be his mother's coolie to buy things.
"Xiao Yu, I'll go to the mall and buy you a few clothes first."
Mom drove Wu Xiaolang in the car, but after arriving in the city center, she first thought about buying some clothes for Wu Xiaolang, but Wu Xiaolang was very calm.
Because his mother bought his clothes for him since he was a child, he didn't have the right to choose at all, and his mother explained to him that he was too young and immature, and it was easy to kill Matt if he picked out his own clothes......
In order to prevent her son from going to the non-mainstream point of no return, the mother will be like this.
Therefore, the colors of the clothes that my mother bought for Wu Xiaolang are very monotonous, the styles are all fresh and concise, most of the short sleeves are collared, most of the shirts are checked, and the pants are all casual......
Of course, the price of clothes is not cheap.
When Wu Xiaolang was in junior high school, he didn't like to wear the clothes his mother bought, so he loved those colorful and individualistic ...... But after high school, he gradually found that the clothes his mother bought for him were really comfortable and good-looking, and they were not earthy at all.
When I arrived at the mall, I had just bought a dress for Wu Xiaolang, and my mother received a call from my father and asked my mother to go to the unit, so my mother told Wu Xiaolang a few words and left.
Wu Xiaolang has long been surprised by this, his parents are subordinate and subordinate in the same department, his mother is basically equivalent to his father's secretary at work, and it is difficult for his mother to be idle when his father is busy with work.
After his mother left, Wu Xiaolang wandered around the mall alone, and unknowingly came to the door of an open bookstore.
"Let's go in and have a look."
There is nothing to do in the mall, Wu Xiaolang plans to go into the bookstore to kill some time, and wait until noon to find a fast food restaurant near this neighborhood and go home after eating.
There are many types of books in bookstores, but the best-selling books in the most prominent places are those success books that fool people, and some love books with disease-free moaning and empty content.
Wu Xiaolang shook his head and walked straight to the novel area.
"Huh?"
After arriving at the novel area, Wu Xiaolang casually glanced outside the bookstore, but at this glance, he saw a familiar face.
"Head teacher?"
I saw that in the corridor facing the bookstore not far ahead, Zhao Ling, who was wearing curly hair parted sideways, was walking side by side with a young man in a suit and leather shoes.
The man turned his head to talk to Zhao Ling from time to time, and his eyes were a little greedy, while Zhao Ling had a dull face, and nodded kindly from time to time.
Seeing the head teacher and the man dating, Wu Xiaolang couldn't help but feel a little strange in his heart, but seeing that the head teacher was about to walk to the door of the bookstore, Wu Xiaolang still silently picked up a book, wanting to cover his face.
But as soon as he took out the book, Zhao Ling outside the bookstore had already seen Wu Xiaolang, and after seeing Wu Xiaolang, his eyes lit up.
Wu Xiaolang silently avoided Zhao Ling's strange eyes and began to open the book.
But from the corner of his eye, Wu Xiaolang found that Zhao Ling stopped at the door of the bookstore and said a few words to the man in the suit, and the man in the suit left with a fart.
After the man in the suit left, Zhao Ling paused for a while, then strode into the bookstore and walked directly towards Wu Xiaolang.
"Hey, Meng Yu!"
Although Wu Xiaolang had been paying attention to Zhao Ling with his spare eyes and knew that she was coming by herself, when Zhao Ling approached him, he was still startled by the sudden pat on the shoulder.
Wu Xiaolang turned his face and said embarrassedly: "Head teacher, hello ......"
"Stinky boy! When I saw the head teacher, I didn't go over to say hello. β
Although Zhao Ling was strict at school, he was quite familiar with his students outside the school, and he didn't care about Wu Xiaolang's cold expression at all.
"I'm not afraid of interrupting your date!"
Wu Xiaolang closed the book and secretly looked at Zhao Ling, who was wearing a loose dark blue spotted shirt with two buttons loosened at the neck, and a very thin and delicate necklace hanging around his white neck.
She wears a black tunic pleated over-the-knee skirt with high heels and red nail polish on her tiny toenails.
The dress of a light royal sister, coupled with the still tall breasts, made Wu Xiaolang's heart beat faster.
"What a date~"
Zhao Ling sneered and said, "This person was introduced by my family, I don't like him at all, but his family is very close to my family, so it's not good for me to drive him directly......."
Saying that, Zhao Ling looked behind him worriedly, and then said to Wu Xiaolang with a gloomy face: "Meng Yu, can you help the teacher?" β
Wu Xiaolang looked at Zhao Ling vigilantly, took two steps back, and said, "What can I help you ......?"
"Look at your cowardly ......"
Zhao Ling glanced at Wu Xiaolang, and then said: "I instructed him to buy milk tea, you can go to me later, just find a reason as long as you can let me get out!" β
Seeing Wu Xiaolang's hesitation, Zhao Ling said with a smile: "You help the teacher solve the siege, and I will reward you when you go to school!" β
"Your rewards are all homework, I don't want ......" Wu Xiaolang quickly shook his head.
"Meng Yu!"
Zhao Ling instantly threatened Wu Xiaolang: "If you dare not help the teacher, I will go back to school and give you ten times more homework......"
"I'll help!" Wu Xiaolang immediately agreed to Zhao Ling: "The head teacher is in trouble, and it is incumbent on us to help as students...... It's too much to see if you still assign homework! β
"Count your acquaintances ......"
Zhao Ling looked at Wu Xiaolang proudly.
"Head teacher, I see that you just hide here, I can hide it from you!" Wu Xiaolang proposed.
"How to hide? Such? β
As he spoke, Zhao Ling walked up to Wu Xiaolang, bowed slightly, and tried to block the door of the bookstore with Wu Xiaolang's body.
At this time, Zhao Ling was almost close to Wu Xiaolang, and a warm fragrance hit, and Wu Xiaolang was dizzy, because he felt that the fragrance seemed to come from the neckline of the head teacher......
"No, you're too short to stop me ......"
After Zhao Ling's experiment, a faint sentence suddenly made Wu Xiaolang's head full of black lines.
Zhao Ling's height of more than seven meters, coupled with seven or eight centimeters of high heels, is naturally taller than Wu Xiaolang, who is still in the development period, plus Wu Xiaolang is just a sunny otaku in high school, and his physique is not very strong.
Wu Xiaolang glanced at Zhao Ling's big breasts helplessly, and really wanted to die on it.
"By the way, if the head teacher waits, you can hide here first, and I'll go out and get rid of that man in a suit for you."
Wu Xiaolang suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and a wicked smile hung on the corner of his mouth.
"How did you get rid of him? Don't look at the politeness he wears, in fact, he is not a good person! Zhao Ling said worriedly.
Wu Xiaolang took out a bottle of eye drops in his pocket, shook it at Zhao Ling and said, "My bottle of potion can make people expose their true nature for a short time, and I will secretly spray the man later, and wait for him to .........."
As he spoke, Wu Xiaolang stood on tiptoe and approached Zhao Ling's ear, and Zhao Ling, who listened to it, laughed again and again.
"I didn't expect your kid to have a bad stomach, but this medicine doesn't work? Does it hurt? β
"Don't worry, this medicine is 100% effective and harmless!"
Wu Xiaolang pouted proudly, in fact, the potion is just a disguise, he can control other people's consciousness, even if the man in the suit is an honest man, he can instantly turn him into a nymphomaniac.
"He's here, Xiao Yu, the teacher's happiness is up to you!"
As he was talking, the man in the suit outside the bookstore had already come over with two cups of milk tea, and Zhao Ling hurriedly hid behind the bookshelf.
And Wu Xiaolang nodded slightly, and walked towards the man in the suit like a passerby.
When the man in the suit arrived at the door of the bookstore and couldn't see Zhao Ling, he immediately looked around and searched.
Zhao Ling peeked in the bookstore, Wu Xiaolang silently walked behind the man in the suit, took out eye drops and sprayed symbolically, and then!
"Control!"
Wu Xiaolang urged the Tai Chi air flow in the Mud Pill Palace, and instantly controlled the man in the suit.
Coincidentally, at this time, a fat and strong girl passed in front of the man in a suit.
Wu Xiaolang smiled evilly, and then controlled the man in the suit to slap the fat girl's ass hard!
"Smack!"
A crisp sound echoed through the mall.
The fat girl looked back suddenly, and then looked at the man in the suit for a moment...... But it's a pity that fat girls are also dignified and ethical!
"Ahh
An ear-piercing scream.
"Hooligan! Someone is a hooligan! β
Then the fat girl grabbed the suit man's clothes with angry eyes, and swore to stand with the hooligans and wanted to be brought to justice!
"You let go of me!"
"I don't have ......"
The man in the suit had already woken up at this time, but his heart was obviously empty, because he clearly remembered that he was indeed extremely eager for this fat girl just now, and then he couldn't help but slap someone's buttocks, and pinched it shamelessly......
"Stinky rascals! Do you still want to deny it? β
The fat girl roared, there were already many onlookers at this time, everyone looked at the fat girl's resolute demeanor, and the face of the man in the suit, and instantly understood the truth!
Wu Xiaolang was also watching, and by the way, he winked sinisterly at Zhao Ling, who had already come out of the bookstore.
Zhao Ling smiled and secretly gave Wu Xiaolang a thumbs up, and then immediately changed to a tragic expression and pushed away the crowd.
"Okay!"
"Good day! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person! β
"Perverted!"
Zhao Ling appeared in front of the man in the suit and scolded him bitterly.
"Zhao Ling, listen to me, things are not as ...... as you think"
The man in the suit was pulled by the fat girl's arm, and he wanted to explain to Zhao Ling.
"No need to explain! I've seen it all! β
After Zhao Ling said this, the man in the suit was speechless.
"I have a deep affection for you, and I can't extricate myself! I didn't expect you to do such a perverted thing in front of me, are you worthy of Uncle Ye? Are you worthy of the people who love you? I was blind before, don't contact me again! β
Zhao Ling finished speaking indignantly, then went over and patted the fat girl's stocky shoulder, and said, "You must not let go of this kind of big pervert who harasses women in public!" I'm sticking with you! β
"Hmmm! The old lady won't let him go! The fat girl gritted her teeth.
"Hey~"
Looking at Zhao Ling's exaggerated acting skills, Wu Xiaolang on the side shrugged his shoulders slightly, then put his hands in his pockets and went away.
Neither a wave of the sleeve nor a cloud is taken away.
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Zhao Ling saw Wu Xiaolang walking away, so he glared at the man in the suit angrily, exited the crowd and chased after Wu Xiaolang with a snicker.
The man in the suit who was pulled by the fat girl in the crowd was already anxious, and the milk tea was spilled by the fat girl, after this, I am afraid that he will no longer have the face to appear in front of Zhao Ling.
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