Chapter 157: A Story Made Up by an Orange Cat Hiding Behind the Scenes Drove Someone Crazy?
"Help?" The voice was silent for a moment before replying, "Okay! ”
The other party agreed to his request, but Mars hesitated. There will be no pie in the sky, and there will be no benefits for nothing, let alone this inexplicable voice of unknown origin. The request just now was just because he was anxious, but when the other party was silent, Mars also calmed down.
Just as he was about to ask something more, Mars's stomach suddenly cramped again, and he clutched his stomach and went into the bathroom again.
"You drink some warm water first, otherwise you will detoxify and drain it like this, and if the poison is not cleared, you will die of dehydration first." The voice prompted.
Mars himself realized this, and hurried to fetch some warm water, ready to replenish himself with some water.
"Gulp, drink it all in one go." The voice added, "Drinking water in large gulps promotes intestinal peristalsis, and drinking water in small sips is diuretic, and you need to drink water in large gulps now." ”
Mars listened to the command and drank water, and at the same time heard the voice muttering: "Backward, too backward, I don't know this kind of common sense!" ”
Mars didn't argue with the other party that he actually knew what he meant, but followed the other person's words and asked, "Who are you?" ”
"I'm an athletic trainer assistant system!" The voice replied, with a hint of pride in its tone, "From & ......%¥¥#星. ”
Mars, the name of the planet in the back, only heard one pronunciation and didn't understand it, but that didn't prevent him from understanding that it was an alien civilization's technology.
For the people of the current Alliance, extraterrestrial civilizations are no secret, and everyone knows that extraterrestrial civilizations are not just the ones who have reached cooperation with the Alliance.
"Then how did you get to Blue Star?" Mars asked curiously.
"I don't know...... I was in the original owner's body, and then it suddenly froze, and I finally restarted the boot, but I found that it was on you. The system itself seemed to be confused.
"Are you the red apple?" Mars asked.
"What red apple?" The system asked rhetorically.
"It's just a red apple! I had diarrhea after eating it! Mars said.
"You have diarrhea because of me, what does it have to do with Apple?" The system said unhappily, "I watched your training in the morning and found that you have a problem with your own physical condition, so after you finished your training, I used micro-electric energy to stimulate your stomach and intestines to help you detoxify." ”
"That's my credit! It took me a lot of energy! What does it have to do with Apple! ”
"That's it!" Mars didn't understand the professional knowledge, but he also understood that his diarrhea was the relationship between the system that stimulated his intestines, and it didn't match the red apple, but he misunderstood it because of the adjacent time.
But does it really matter? An orange cat hiding behind the curtain is covering its mouth and laughing.
The red apple is the sports coaching system made by Su Guo, and it will have an appearance, but it is Su Guo's hands and feet, and after adding biological energy to the system, it will be transformed.
Mars will have diarrhea, which is also caused by the system releasing that little bit of biological energy, but the effect is not lying, it is to help Mars eliminate impurities in his body and optimize his physical fitness.
Su Guo is a stingy guy, so the system doesn't have much biological energy, and basically it will be used up after helping Mars optimize his body, and he won't turn this product into a superman.
And the story that the system told Mars was naturally made up by Su Guo. Sports competition is a very subjective and active thing, and if Su Guo does not lose money, the system must be able to absorb feedback energy.
Where does the energy come from? Naturally, the emotions emanating from the crowd watching Mars's race and the fans who formed afterwards exuded it!
Therefore, the better Mars's results, the more energy the system can earn, on the contrary, if Mars himself does not seek to improve, the system will also give a loss-making deal.
Therefore, it is important to give the system a reasonable background that Mars can accept and obediently follow the system's arrangements for training in the future.
Look, no, Mars has already entered the pit, thinking that he has picked up a big bargain, and he is smiling from ear to ear.
"Don't be too happy!" The system said to Mars: "Don't think that if you get me, you can dominate the sports field, this does not exist, I am just a coaching assistant system, not the god you say!" ”
Mars: "I don't believe in God!" ”
System: "...... It's not your ...... Ahem...... How come there are so many faiths on your planet? ”
Mars grinned, Greater China has a long history, and there are indeed a lot of "immortals" or something in the legends, although basically no one believes it now, but it still exists in some ancient romances and legends.
Looks like even aliens can't figure this thing out.
That being said, Mars still understands the meaning of the system, which means that the system is just a "coach", and he can't turn himself into a very powerful person all of a sudden, and his results still depend on his own efforts.
But Mars doesn't mind this, what he minds is whether this set of extraterrestrial civilization gadgets can solve his current problems.
"You just said that you can solve the problem that I can't improve my grades now?" Mars asked the system.
"I can give a solution and give some assistance." The system said at a glance.
"It's good to have a plan! It's good to have a plan! Mars said happily that his current problem was something that the professors of the entire physical education department could not even come up with.
"However, your plan can be implemented on my current terms, right?" After a while, Mars suffered again, you know, this system is from a more advanced civilization, if the solution given is unattainable by the current Blue Star technology, that plan is useless!
"Of course! As a competent assistant coach system, it is natural to give plans that can be implemented, but the effect of implementation depends on your personal efforts. "The system seems to be unhappy that its professionalism has been questioned.
After lunch, Mars's roommates returned to the dormitory and were shocked when they saw Mars.
I saw Mars slumped on the sofa, his face pale, holding a sports water cup in his hand, and he was gulping water.
And every half hour or so, this guy will rush into the toilet, occupy the toilet for five minutes, and then come out with his hands on the wall.
The roommates anxiously want to take Mars to the school infirmary, but Mars happily refuses.
"This guy...... It can't be crazy, right? Knowing that the roommates who had been struggling with their athletic performance lately looked at each other and thought.