Chapter 10 Huang Beifeng's Horror
Rhubarb has been in Dazhufeng for hundreds of years, and since it can remember, its owner has always been short and fat, which is said to be ugly.
The beauty and ugliness of human beings, rhubarb as a dog naturally does not understand, it has not really cultivated into refinement, but has been nourished by immortal qi for a long time, breaking through the limit of more than ten years of life of normal dogs, and becoming one of the oldest creatures in Dazhufeng.
Because the owner is the first seat of Dazhu Peak, the dog battle is very aptly reflected in the rhubarb, except for Su Ru, it is not afraid of anyone.
Speaking of the hostess Su Ru, Rhubarb couldn't help but clamp his tail, he still remembered that he was still a single dog that year, the male owner and the hostess didn't know why they quarreled, and finally the angry hostess carried a kitchen knife and said: "Tian Buyi, the old lady is going to slaughter your dog and stew the soup to drink, I Su Ru will do what she says!" ”
That time, Rhubarb felt a murderous aura, and it fled, wandering in the mountains behind Dazhu Peak for more than ten days before daring to go back.
It's still good for the male host, and he took a bath with himself that day, and he was afraid that he would be hungry those days, so he specially added a chicken leg.
It smells so good!
In fact, Rhubarb didn't say anything to anyone, well, it couldn't say either, it was the experience of wandering in the mountains behind Dazhu Peak that made it a complete dog.
The male owner is really a chicken shame!
Rhubarb is usually lonely because Dazhufeng doesn't have a second dog, but Rhubarb finds happiness in the back mountain.
It wanted to find the answer to why the hostess was so fierce, and there were many females in the back mountains, female monkeys, female wild boars, female roe deer, doe deer, and ewes......
It turns out that catching up with the female and then hehehehe~ is really happy.
The most mischievous are the female monkeys, who like to climb trees and shake their butts at the rhubarb. However, they have paid a huge price for underestimating the rhubarb, and of course the yellow dog of the immortal cultivator will climb the tree, hum!
The ones that satisfy the rhubarb the most are the doe, they are the most docile, and they are hot and moist.
What Rhubarb doesn't want to see is the ewes, they are always in groups, and every time they make the first dog of Dazhu Peak haggard.
It's another nice day today!
Rhubarb followed Zhang Xiaofan, the silly boy, and the little princess Tian Ling'er to the back mountain early in the morning.
You only need to wag your tail at Tian Ling'er's stupid girl on the road, and you can get a beautiful lunch at noon, and by the way, you can visit your harem in the back mountain of Dazhu Peak.
That's right, Rhubarb already has spiritual wisdom, but it's a pity that he hasn't cultivated the Dao transformation period yet.
The females in the back mountain have already changed for several generations, and the lifespan of ordinary animals is really short, and there is no one who can keep up with the footsteps of rhubarb!
However, today, Rhubarb feels like he's in love.
It was a small black cat with only four paws and a white tail tip, and the black and white coat color did not make her a miscellaneous cat, but added a bit of cuteness.
She is a little female cat, confirmed the eyes, this cat's amber eyes are full of agility and cunning, four pink paws interlaced, walking in the forest is full of grace and spirituality, not a fool without wisdom, what a beautiful girl!
"Woooo Rhubarb made a domineering declaration to her.
"Meow meow, meow (""") ~ →" Sadako of course understands dog barking, under the influence of unknown laws, cats and Wang Xingren do not need to learn a foreign language to communicate.
"Wang, Wang, Wang~!"
Obviously, Sadako's answer is not a good thing, don't say that when you see the big yellow dog, the irritability and unhappiness born from the bottom of your heart, what does that teaser say?
All the females of this mountain are it, so they are not among them?
Obis Rakhi!
Since becoming a cat, Sadako has lived happier than all the little public acts in the world.
The No. 1 hostess is the little lady of the Li family in the Kimchi Country Sanxin.
The second hostess is Xu Wanqing, the little prince of the Ahri Group.
The so-called people are not as good as the cat series, and the little black cat Sadako, the sports watch on her ankle is the famous Big Apple Apple ATCH ceramic version.
And the collar around her neck is a Patek Philippe custom model, special steel of the Daming Space Agency, carrying a Beidou positioning system, voice-controlled infrasonic VHF defense ring, only Sadako needs to call with a specific voice, with the little black cat as the center of the circle, within 10 meters of humans and animals vomiting blood, incapacitated, within 3 meters of the absolute killing circle, the brain is blown up by you!
This is the equipment that Shen Guang secretly gave Sadako, and since Alice Phil pointed out that she is Sadako, Shen Guang has not treated her as a cat. And then this thing began to worry that if Sadako was given by a certain male cat, hey, hey, would he be considered happy......
You must know that Sadako's upper body is just an ordinary Chinese pastoral cat, and when she encounters a lynx or something, wouldn't she have to kneel?
She still remembered how furious the Patek Philippe designer was when he heard that he was going to design a collar for the cat, and he almost didn't throw the wrench in Shen Guang's face.
Then Shen Guang wrote a check, 500,000 US dollars a piece, and when it was the tenth one, the designer had not agreed...... Just when Sadako admired the man a little and felt that she was too rich to be lewd, Shen Guang made a gesture to tear up the check, and then the blonde designer took the check and threw a flattering look at Shen Guang.
Bichi!
Shen Guang, who killed a thousand knives!
Sadako won't forget that when she was still a ghost, she was beaten into a silicone doll and ...... She was actually stuck by Yara!
This is simply an operation to extinguish the ghost's wisdom, and then Sadako will be completely sealed under the infusion of positive energy, and will be brought to the Ming plane.
This hatred has no end, if it weren't for the fact that she couldn't beat it, Miss Sadako would definitely scratch the face of that beast every day!
Today is a chrysanthemum, tomorrow is a pear blossom, every day without a duplicate!
Even if he feeds himself dried fish every day and eats cat food and biscuits, it is useless, I, Sadako, will never forgive him!
This time I was taken to Qingyunmen by Shen Guang, and I don't know for what reason, but Miss Sadako is too lazy to think about it, don't make trouble, it's all a cat, let me find a sunny place to lie down for a while.
I didn't expect today's good mood to be ruined by a dog (cat)!
Tian Ling'er heard the big yellow scream, and when she rushed over with the sound, she was originally majestic, even the big yellow dog that several disciples of Da Zhufeng didn't look at her, turned out to be like a bullied little daughter-in-law, holding her tail between her legs, screaming dirty, and seeing Tian Ling'er coming, holding the little master's legs and not letting go, trembling.
"Rhubarb, what's wrong with you? Has anyone bullied you? ”
Rhubarb's eyes were frightened and helpless, and when he looked up secretly, the terrible little female cat was licking her paws with her pink tongue, her eyes were full of pity and contempt, and she quickly arched her head into Tian Ling'er's feet, and a stinking smell spread......
"Stinky rhubarb, you're dead, you dare to and pee at my feet! Wait......" Tian Ling'er asked suspiciously at Zhang Xiaofan, who rushed over: "Little junior brother, you are from a farming family, come and see, rhubarb should be frightened, right?" Hey, it's you, thief! Do you still have the face to run to my big bamboo peak? ”
Shen Guang shrugged his shoulders and returned an innocent smile.