At 9 o'clock in the morning of September 1, the opening ceremony of Chuzhou University freshmen was held in the Dangui playground, and 8,000 freshmen almost filled the entire playground. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The fox in "The Little Prince" says, "Ritual makes me feel different at a certain moment of the day...... which accurately sums up the importance of ritual.

For example, at this moment, the students are in the team, and they may still insist on humor and ridicule on their faces and mouths, but the sense of awe in their hearts is also quietly growing.

It seems that it is only after this ceremony that the university is officially opened.

Of course, the process of the ceremony is still nothing new, and it is still a recipe and taste familiar to the students, which can be summed up as the president's speech, the speech of the faculty and staff representatives, the speech of the student representative and the award ......

Originally, the students thought that the opening ceremony would be successfully concluded in this stylized process, but unexpectedly, the speech of the student representative from Jianghan University was amazing and pointed to the hearts of the people, setting off the first real climax of the opening ceremony. Among the freshmen here, no, many of the new students in the station knew the student representative.

Guo Dalu!

Chu University is newly promoted to the school red.

Be brave and brave and outsmart the baby theft case.

Desperate to save the little prince who fell from the sky.

As soon as he took the stage, there was actually a large cheer below.

"Thank you!"

Guo Dalu bowed to everyone sincerely, and then said with a smile: "I also heard the cheers of the classmates in the headquarters just now, which made me feel very moved, and at the same time I was relieved, Chu Da is still Chu Da ...... after all."

This sentence made the school leaders, faculty and staff on the rostrum and the students in the audience all puzzled, and then listened to Guo Dalu continue: "Maybe you don't know where the allusion of my words is, I will share a small story with you, I believe you will understand what I am talking about......"

Then Guo Dalu stated his experience of asking for directions on the first day of registration, his tone was casual and natural, but his words were sharp: "Our Chu University campus is very vast, and there are many campuses, as a freshman, the first time I came here, it can be said that it is a very common thing to admit the wrong way, but the party member senior actually thinks that this is a touching performance of IQ, and his words are even more disrespectful to our college, which makes me feel very dissatisfied."

In order to run for the president of the student union, it is understandable that you pretend to participate in this kind of activity to brush up on your resume, but as a party member, student union cadre and senior, you have two sets of standards in your heart, and it is very regrettable that your strength is narrow and the pattern is small. ”

After Guo Dalu finished speaking, there was silence on and off the stage, and the principal turned sideways and asked the secretary of the school's Youth League Committee with an unhappy face: "Who is this classmate talking about?"

The secretary of the Youth League Committee of the school had a worse face and replied: "I will go back and check, there are several candidates for the president of the student union, and I can find out the ...... at once."

"If it is found to be true, we must severely criticize education, how can such a student with poor moral character enter the student union? ”

The secretary of the Youth League Committee of the school felt a tightness in his heart, sweat on his forehead, and said: "Don't worry, the principal, I will definitely investigate it strictly when I turn back." ”

The students who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement immediately applauded, and such a unique speech came out of the same routine speech, which made everyone feel quite refreshing and clear.

After Guo Dalu finished stating this "little thing", he talked about saving the baby and catching the cat with his bare hands, and then bowed and stepped down.

Today's speech and the content of the speech discussed with Mei Ying can be said to be not at all, he is not sure whether such a speech will anger the dean who is close to the people, and whether it will invisibly offend some people with deep backgrounds, but he still insists on doing so, in addition to the appeal of grievances, but also because he doesn't care about whether he will offend anyone at all.

In the face of the two senior sisters, there is no problem in pretending to be stupid and selling cuteness, but if he is really allowed to go against his will, be manipulated by others, and be a repeater, he will never comply.

"Guo Dalu, are you hyping yourself?"

After the opening ceremony, Guo Dalu's criticism of the unknown senior quickly spread throughout the school, and Luo Yichen talked to him on the phone as soon as possible.

"What do you mean by hype?"

"What do you mean, what's going on with your speech today, I heard that I didn't follow the script at all......"

"Yes, I played a little bit in the forest farm. Guo Dalu heard the concern in Senior Sister Camel's tone and replied honestly.

"You ......" Luo Yichen didn't know what to say for a while, and finally gave up education, "Forget it, let's see what the hospital says first." ”

"Hmm. ”

The decision of the academy came out quickly, but it was not a public version, just an internal message circulating among the cadres of the student union of the academy.

"No department of the student union is allowed to recruit Guo Dalu. ”

In fact, there is no need for the leaders of the academy to ventilate, and the student cadres also have this kind of cognition, this kind of player who runs the train with his mouth full of mouths is about a time bomb, and it is too dangerous to recruit into the department.

"Now none of us have to fight. After getting the news, Mei Ying complained to Ariel Luo, "He strangled this potential competition in the cradle." ”

Luo Yichen didn't answer immediately, picked the corners of his mouth without knowing the meaning, and said lightly: "It's boring." ”

Guo Dalu naturally did not receive the news that he had been banned by the two student unions of the school and the college, of course, he didn't care about it, he was not ready to enter any student union, and his next plan was to open a grocery store in the university town.

At this time, his mobile phone rang, and someone sent him a WeChat message.

Guo Dalu clicked on WeChat, and it was actually sent by Ding Boya: "You still like to be in the limelight so much, sooner or later you will suffer a big loss." ”

Guo Dalu glanced at it, and then deleted Ding Boya, he didn't do it deliberately before, but now he was reminded by her to clear it easily.

From the moment when Dad and Ding Jiwen were absolutely righteous, the Ding family and the Guo family had no relationship, since they were already strangers, why waste time dealing with them?

was about to close WeChat, and the prompt sounded again, and Sun Wukong came with a message.

Sun Wukong: "Brother Dalu, the master has passed on my method of avoiding the three disasters, hahahaha, thanks to you for reminding me of my grandson!"

Guo Dalu: "That's great, I don't know what method the ancestor passed on to you?"

Sun Wukong: "A set of seventy-two techniques of earth evil, the master said, learn this technique, you can avoid the benefits of the three calamities." Lao Sun has now fulfilled the meaning of the middle, and he also feels something. ”

Guo Dalu secretly thought, this Monkey King's talent can be understood at one point, I don't know how many cultivators to envy, and replied: "That's really congratulations to Wukong, in the future, these three realms can be at your disposal." (Victory Gesture Emoticons)"

Sun Wukong: "(sunglasses expression) Thanks to the Dalu brothers this time, the red envelope is absolutely indispensable, Dalu, you can tell me, what kind of red envelope do you want?"

Guo Dalu: "I'm very curious about these seventy-two kinds of change techniques......

Guo Dalu knew in his heart that these seventy-two kinds of change techniques were the supreme exercises that took over the power of creation and transformation, and penetrated the heavens and the earth, and each general change would cost a lot of merit points.

He didn't ask for seventy-two red envelopes when he returned to Wukong like this, it was purely an involuntary outburst of curiosity that had accumulated over the years.

Sun Wukong: "Haha, I guessed that the Dalu Brotherhood would be curious, so I'll tell you about the seventy-two changes." ”