Chapter 30: A Windfall in Pee
Seeing the grass trembling, Chen Bo was a little panicked, and his hands shook, and it was inevitable that liquid would splash up.
It's hot.,This game of the special mother is too real.。
Fortunately, the water release project has entered the final stage, and there are still some remnants, Chen Bo didn't want to think about it, and hurriedly took his pants, it was obvious that he was in trouble!
I thought that the place I chose was hidden enough, after all, I was a civilized person, how could I defecate anywhere.
But now it's okay, peeing and peeing, I realized that something was wrong, there were people in the grove, and it was too.
The problem has already been scolded and told Chen Bo that this is not a joke.
Chen Bo has already made relevant psychological preparations, and if he really can't do it, he will apologize and destroy the disaster.
It's not easy to provoke people these days, not to mention that you are at fault first, and you can urinate on a person's head, which is already a great insult.
Comparing his heart to his heart, Chen Bo felt that he had encountered this kind of thing, and he really couldn't bear it, and it would be good if he didn't chop off the two taels of meat, although Chen Bo had more than two taels.
It's just that Chen Bo can't figure it out, is this a stupid comparison, and he doesn't do anything and drills into the grass in broad daylight.
Wait a minute, could it be that a man and a woman are doing great research on the human body, and it seems quite likely.
Chen Bo's face is a little unpleasant, and if you add a woman, it will be even more difficult to deal with.
The grass shook even more, and it was still a scolding voice, and then a big man came out.
There are water stains on his head, but what the situation of this water stain is, Chen Bo knows it well.
And after getting closer, there was a smell of urine, which made Chen Bo a little helpless, and kept reminding himself that he must hold back, this is a game, it's nothing.
To Chen Bo's surprise, there was a little deviation from his imagination, and there was no two people, just him, which made Chen Bo very puzzled.
A person can't explain it, what is he doing in the grass and waiting for the rabbit?
This guy is a big man, his clothes are not bad, he looks a little sloppy, but not very shabby, Chen Bo suddenly reacted, this guy is not a player.
No player will be dressed like this, this should be an NPC.
Sprinkled urine on the NPC's head.,If it's another player.,It's estimated that you will slap your thigh.,Secretly scolding it's going to be bad.,The NPCs in this game are too intelligent.。
More shrewd than real people, dealing with them, so that many players are miserable, but it's hard to serve, if you offend the NPC to death, in the future in the novice village, isn't it difficult to mix?
However, after Chen Bo realized it, he was not too worried, and said that the NPC saw him, so wouldn't he have to be polite?
Sure enough, in the next second, this unlucky NPC with a full face and beard looked at Chen Bo's eyes differently.
Chen Bo was always paying attention to his expression, and his heart said yes, it must be the koi qi on his body that emanated and made him feel it.
The unlucky guy sighed and said directly: "Forget it, seeing that you are handsome and have a lot of urine, I don't have the same knowledge as you." ”
Chen Bo: "............"
The first half of the sentence sounds like a boast of himself, but the second half of the sentence is a little wrong.
Of course, Chen Bo will not have the same knowledge as him because of this, as long as he is fine, he was still thinking about a lot of trouble just now.
I didn't expect it to be an NPC, and I urinated on my own head, although it was a little embarrassing, but it didn't cause an accident.
"I'm so embarrassed, I looked at the grass and was hidden enough, I didn't expect there to be people, I really didn't see your existence."
Chen Bo said a little apologetically, after all, this is his fault, people have suffered such a big loss, maybe they have drunk a little, and they still have to apologize.
In this game, there is a premise, Chen Bo was in the forum yesterday, and he also saw a master summarizing, and he thought it was still very good.
There is one thing to pay attention to in the process of getting along with NPCs, that is, don't treat others as mentally retarded, get along well, communicate normally, and treat them as a living character, so that you will have a better game experience.
Chen Bo also understands this truth, he can't do whatever he wants just because he is a koi.
Sure enough, the expression on the big man's face softened a little, but Chen Bo took a closer look and found that his face was a little haggard, and the dark circles under his eyes were even more seriously scary.
Chen Bo asked: "Dude, you said that you can't think about it in broad daylight, what are you hiding here, why don't you bring a woman with you." ”
"Alas, don't mention it!"
The unlucky man with a beard sighed, and his eyebrows, which were already as thick as twist flowers, were suddenly twisted together, which made people tangled to watch.
Chen Bo was happy all of a sudden, the development of the plot is a little wrong, looking at this way, there is a great possibility that he will pee out of an unexpected gain.
Generally, there are tasks and so on, and they are all in this tone.
If the NPC is too human, it will lead to the fact that it is impossible to be as rigid as some previous games, and come up and ask if you want to take on the mission.
Whether you can get the task or not depends on how well you communicate with the NPC, to put it bluntly, this is a step-by-step process.
It's like falling in love, you can't just roll the sheets when you meet.
Chen Bo followed his words and said quietly: "What's the matter, what is going on?" ”
"It's not that difficult, it's just that I've been suffering from insomnia lately, I can't sleep at all, and I'm in great pain at night." The unlucky man's expression is indeed beginning to show signs of pain.
“???”
Chen Bo was stunned, the plot is a little wrong, how can I cure your insomnia.
Let my high school Chinese teacher teach you a lesson, it will work, but the old man is probably retired, how can people play games.
"Every night, when I lay in bed, I closed my eyes and my head was filled with strange noises, which kept whispering in my ears. ”
"It's a nightmare, I can't sleep at all, I can't help it, I don't want to stay at home, so I ran out to see if I could fall asleep, find a quiet place, and I just lay down for a while, and you bumped into it."
When he spoke, this guy looked at Chen Bo with resentful eyes, and the expressions of the old men were similar to Lin Daiyu's.
Chen Bo was a little helpless, he could only laugh, he also figured out the point, and asked: "Where is the monster, I can help you destroy it." ”
It's an obvious routine.,The task is to destroy the monster.,It's just that you have to add a storyline.。
Sure enough, after Chen Bo finished speaking, the unlucky guy's body trembled twice, and he said excitedly: "Young warrior, are you really willing to help me?" ”