Chapter 191: Dog, brother, please go and take care of yourself
Taking Yang Yuchan back to his home, Chen Mo happily ran into the house and shouted, "Dad! Father! It's coming out! I'm bringing my girlfriend back to see you! ”
However, at this time, Liu Yanfen's face changed, and she hurriedly squeezed out a smile and explained: "What, silently, your father ...... Oh, he went to a distant relative's house to work on the wedding.
It may take three to five days to come back. ”
Chen Mo scratched his hair and wondered, "When will my dad be busy with the wedding?" ”
But he didn't think much of it.
Liu Yanfen took Yang Yuchan's hand and sat down very enthusiastically to pull the homely routine.
Ou Xiaoye's face was full of unhappiness, and he muttered: "Mom, people have come back so many times, and I have never seen you so enthusiastic." ”
"Hey, yes, Ono is also back, just right, Ono, go and buy some fruit drinks for your sister Yang to go to the village or something!
Don't stand here stupidly, hurry up and keep me busy when the guests come! Liu Yanfen said.
The corners of Ou Xiaoye's mouth twitched, and his face was full of black lines.
Okay, it's okay not to speak, as soon as you speak, the girl will become a maid directly!
Yang Yuchan took advantage of Liu Yanfen's face of Ou Xiaoye and ordered her to work, and made a victory gesture to her.
Hee-hee, 1-0 at the beginning, I got the buff blessing of my mother-in-law, I see how you fight me, a little wild monster!
Ou Xiaoye stomped his feet and went out with a 100 yuan bill.
Chen Mo was not idle.
He knew that at his neighbor Li Goudan's house, there was also a demon killer sent by the blood.
With this guy here, the safety of himself and his family is not guaranteed.
came to Li Goudan'er's house and knocked on his door.
The fake Li dog egg walked out with a sausage mouth on his head, and a pair of square eggs that could be seen clearly through his pants.
"You still have the face to come to me!!"
Li Goudan angrily said angrily at Chen Mo.
"Ann, brother, didn't you prank me like this before? How?
If you only prank me, I won't be allowed to prank you?
Then you're too unreasonable! Chen Mo smiled lightly.
"Uh......"
Li Goudan didn't know that Chen Mo was lying, so he could only say depressedly: "That's okay, our previous accounts have been written off." ”
"Brother, don't be discouraged. Don't you always want to go to big health care? Brother, how about you go to the bathhouse at the head of the village for a big health care now? Chen Mo said with a smile.
"Really?"
As soon as Qianmian Langjun heard about the great health care, he immediately became energetic.
First of all, he was holding back the fire in his belly today, and he was worried that he had nowhere to vent! Health care in this small village may be something special!
Second, it was a great place for assassination!
When you reach the peak of your little mongrel, Lao Tzu will stab you directly to ensure that you can't even react!
In this way, the two came to the bathhouse, first asked for the brand, and entered the bathhouse to take a bath.
Chen Mo finished washing first, and said with a smile: "I'll go out and help you 'order', I guarantee that it meets all your fantasies!" ”
When Thousand-faced Langjun heard this, he couldn't help but smile evilly and said: "Those who know me are silent!" ”
Hahaha, what a stupid beep!
I'm about to be killed by Lao Tzu, and please take care of me!
Qianmian Langjun arrogantly raised Erlang's legs in the big bath and hummed a small tune.
Wait for him to come out of the bath door and take a look.
This Chen Mo is lying on a bed, and there is a young woman on her back who looks like a beautiful woman, although she is not a big beauty, but she is also quite fresh in the countryside, wearing a swimsuit, with a petite and delicate figure, but her breasts are not small.
This little beauty was helping Chen Mo rub her back, and she was chatting with Chen Mo.
Thousands of faces Langjun took a look, it seems that this so-called big health care seems to be rubbing his back!
Although I am a little disappointed, it is not interesting to be able to rub the back of this fresh little beauty in this country.
Northerners love to rub in the bath, just as northern women like mink.
Regardless of winter or summer, the feeling of lying on the board and being slaughtered by others makes northerners want to stop.
Rubbing the bath pays attention to methods and techniques, too much strength is not good, it is easy to rub out the sha, and it is not cupping!
The strength is too small, as if scratching the back, and the whole body is stabbing after putting on the clothes.
In general, boys only rub on both sides, front and back. Girls are different, front and back, left and right, they have to be comprehensive.
Qianmian Langjun is a southerner, and he doesn't understand any of this.
In fact, he didn't know that most of the men in the bathhouse were male masters.
This beauty was invited by Chen Mo to act at a high price in advance.
And he invited the thousand-faced Langjun......
It's a bathing aunt!
That's right!
It's the kind of middle-aged and elderly bath worker who wears swimsuits and rain boots all year round, and although they mix and match, they are also highly respected!
When the old and ugly aunt invited by Chen Mo who didn't even wear a mask and was in her fifties came in, Qianmian Langjun's face turned green.
Seeing that this aunt is so old, her breasts are drooping and almost drooping on the ground, and she can throw it behind her backbone when she throws it back, and she looks scary!
Chen Mo smiled and said, "What's the matter, dog?" You kid, you like this kind of old aunt, brother I know! Make your dreams come true today! ”
Thousand-faced Langjun smiled on his face, and his mother sold batches in his heart.
I'll fuck your uncle!
Why do you like this kind of old aunt!
At that time, in order to assassinate Chen Mo, although Qianmian Langjun was angry, he still kept a smile on his face and said: "Thank you silently!" ”
"Broken! Break! ”
The old aunt spat on her hand and rubbed her hands again, with an expression of seeing that I don't rub you to death today, and seeing that the mouth of the sausage of Qianmian Langjun turned white.
She started to rub the neck of the thousand-faced Langjun, and immediately made the thousand-faced Langjun close his eyes.
Because the smell of this old aunt is really a bit big......
I endure!
When this bath is finished and you are comfortable, Lao Tzu will send you on your way!
"You who were casual at first, and I who were casual as a young man ......"
Chen Mo couldn't help but play music.
Why play such sad music?
Because he saw his aunt's cool Naiko, patting Li Goudan's face indiscriminately!
One dada, two dada......
Rhythm regularity! Be in apple-pie order!
Thousand-faced Langjun tried to open his eyes and resist, but he was slapped on the face by the old aunt and pressed down!
Thousand-faced Langjun doesn't know if there will really be hell after death, but he tasted purgatory today.
After that earthly transformation, there was a rain of milk!
The thousand-faced Langjun is like Lin Daiyu in "Dream of Red Mansions", pear blossoms are in tears, and she is very aggrieved!
Don't say it's bloody, there has never been a killer in this world who has been so humiliated, and he can only keep a smile on his face!
"Young man, are you so tired? Auntie, I didn't have any strength, so I cried you? The aunt said disdainfully.
At this time, the waiter brought some tea in.
Chen Mo smiled slightly, and a pill that had just been made in his hand was gently thrown into the water cup of Qianmian Langjun.