Chapter 269: Waste of National Toilet Paper
After Chen Xiaoxue closed the forum, while listening to the conversation between He Xiaoyi and Xia Yu, she took a selfie with a scissor hand and a pouting on her mobile phone.
Hearing He Xiaoyi's words, she chuckled, and her mobile phone fell under the taxi seat.
"Defeated by your brain circuits...... Hahaha......" Chen Xiaoxue picked up the phone and smiled back and forth.
"Stealing someone's daughter-in-law won't be blocked in the game.,Generally speaking, it's okay to be locked in the cabinet and thrown down from the teens floor.。 Besides, you don't know who I am......" Xia Yu rolled his eyes and said.
"Quite experienced, have you ever been locked in a closet?" He Xiaoyi smiled, just kidding.
"Then I'm still alive." Xia Yu continued: "It's my sister, who was bullied by the people of "Red Face" again."
When He Xiaoyi heard this, her brows furrowed, "Is that red-faced romance again?" Shame on the face! The last time I warned him, it seems that he didn't take it seriously at all, did he? I'm going to call my dad and ask him to give Uncle Zhu a heads-up! After speaking, He Xiaoyi picked up the phone to unlock it, ready to dial her father's phone.
"You wait...... Wait a minute......" Xia Yu held her hand, "It's not a red face, that thing seems to have become a little more honest, this time it's a red face flying eagle......"
"Hey, Wenwen is always bullied like this, it's not a way, the union she joined is not good at all, a group of girls, on a whim to make a pure MM guild, where can you gain a foothold in Seven Star City, it can't be a big deal at all. If I have the opportunity, I persuaded Lin Wenwen to just let her come to "Listening to Yuxuan...... At least follow us, and you won't be bullied when the guild is active......" Li Shisan said in front.
"Hey, what's wrong with the girl, the girl can hold up half the sky, okay?" Chen Xiaoxue was not happy and retorted.
"Uh......" Li Shisan was speechless.
"Li Shisan, you guy, your thinking is a little backward, it's not that my sister said you, what era is it, you are still engaged in patriarchy!" Chen Xiaoxue said unrelentingly, "Women, are they much more reliable than men, do you know?" ”
Li Shisan said quietly: "Why don't I believe it."
"Hey, you're still with me." Chen Xiaoxue continued, and before she could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Li Shisan.
"Okay, okay, don't argue about this, not every girl is as strong, powerful, beautiful, and generous as Xiaoxue, and the game operation is good, righteous and empathetic...... Li Shisan said with a smile.
Xia Yu's eyes widened suddenly, ", when did Li Shisan become so shameless?" ”
He Xiaoyi also covered her mouth and smiled, "I was defeated by you, this sycophant shot, Xiaoxue is uncomfortable?" Unhappy? ”
"Count you as acquaintances! Well, I think you're much more honest than Xia Yu...... I can't see that your emotional intelligence is quite high, my sister likes your personality! Hehe, praise me more, a few more words. Chen Xiaoxue grinned.
"Xiaoxue, can you finish your merits in one or two sentences? Let's not talk about this, let's continue to discuss Lin Wenwen and "Red Face". ”
"Well, my sister is appreciating you more and more, I will take you out another day and introduce a little sister to you. Hey, no wonder you used to have a girlfriend, and someone, who has been a bachelor for 25 years, is still a boy. ”
As soon as Chen Xiaoxue let go, she said anything, Li Shisan smiled and said nothing, Xia Yu stopped doing it, and suddenly choked: "Idiot, what's wrong with my boy chicken, I'm proud, I'm the country and the province."
"Cut, you shame on you, you waste state toilet paper." Chen Xiaoxue rolled her eyes.
He Xiaoyi: "......"
Li Shisan: "......"
Even the taxi driver was defeated by Chen Xiaoxue's words, and he almost rear-ended.
……
After paying for the car, several people bought tickets, and followed the dense crowd into the scenic spot.
A vast group of people, and seven beautiful women like flowers and jade, each with their own merits, attracted almost all the attention of men, including the armed police brother who was on duty.
"His eyes are like knives, stabbing me in my heart one by one......" Xia Yu said quietly, and then, hanging back, he didn't want to be killed by the jealous eyes of many men.
Li Shisan saw through this early, and ran behind with a camera and smoked leisurely.
"Lin Wenwen's matter, do you think the method I said will work? You tell her or I tell her. Seeing that Xia Yu also broke away from the flower girl's team and came to his side, Li Shisan said with a smile.
"Huh? Are you trying to persuade her to come to "Listening to the Rain"? Xia Yu asked, and then, he took out the Yellow Crane Tower from Li Shisan's pants pocket and put one in his mouth.
"Yes, it's not a way for her to do this, how can she be bullied all the time in the game...... She's not a Xiaoqiang like you who can't be killed, she's a girl's ......," Li Shisan sighed.
"I don't think it's reliable." Xia Yu thought for a while and said.
"What do you think is unreliable?"
"I don't think she'll come." Xia Yu said, "She will definitely not leave the founder of "Funeral Flowers", the MM called the Dance of the Light Spirit." Wenwen will never leave "Funeral Flowers" alone, this matter is a bit troublesome. ”
"If there's any trouble, then dig up the entire "Funeral Flowers" together!" Li Shisan smiled.
"You have to have this ability, dig so many MMs with good skills, the boss is absolutely happy......" Xia Yu rolled his eyes and said.
"The technology is not bad...... What kind of technology are you talking about...... I don't understand. Li Shisan smiled, that expression, Xia Yu really wanted to press the cigarette butt on his face.
"You're bad at learning, I'm wondering if you're playing games in your room every day, you won't be doing that, right......?" said Xia Yu.
"Which one?"
"The kind of paper waster that Xiaoxue said......"
"You're ...... out"
Xia Yu smiled, sometimes joking with his brother like this, chatting about meat jokes, is quite leisurely.
"Seriously, if "Listening to Yuxuan" comes in dozens of MMs at once, that group of people will go crazy hahaha......" Li Shisan said suddenly, with a smug and expectant expression on his face, as if he had already dug up all the MMs of "Funeral Flowers" to "Listening to Yuxuan".
"Wait until you pull the MMs over, cut." Summer Rain Road.
"Hey, why are you two walking so slowly, we're going to go there and take pictures, you two are ready, if we don't like the shots, you just wait to be beaten!" He Xiaoyi suddenly turned around and shouted.
She put her left hand to her mouth like a trumpet, and pointed with her right hand to a reef on the beach not far away. It seems that they are planning to go up there, and then let Xia Yu and Li Shisan take pictures.
"Got it, got it......," Xia Yu said with a smile.
When they arrived at the beach, they were almost wet with water, and the women took off their shoes and jumped around with their bare white feet.
Watching them run to the reef one by one, scissor hands, hugging, pouting sideways, each posing POS, Li Shisan had no choice but to press the camera shutter quickly.
(End of chapter)