Visitors to their new home (ENDS)
Alas? Where did you hear this cute soft crispy voice? Kitahime tentatively asked, "Are you ......?"
"My tsundere and lovely author San, you guessed it right, it's us! I came to see you with this h Lori.,Didn't you say okay and wait for us with the door open? What's the fuss about shutting us out? Mars unceremoniously carried the one-man tall pot into the room, and glanced back and forth between the pot and Kitahime a few times as he passed by.
"Well, I was worried that this pot would be a little small, but now it looks like it might be a bit big......"
"The pot is a bit big? Why do you think of the concubine's body...... Wait, are you the one who threatens to ......" Kitahime seemed to think of something very terrifying, and took a few steps back in horror and let the door out.
"That's right, this self-proclaimed god of war is indeed planning to bring a pot to eat you, hmph, who made you cook our cute flying feather sauce within two days of the first two days of the novel? Retribution, right? Following the footsteps of Wars, a blonde Lori wearing a black and white gothic skirt and a certain small hat on her head walked in from outside the door, and at the same time said what Beihime was most worried about.
"Cut,Don't talk nonsense about your h Lori.,How can I be willing to cook such a cute author sauce?,At most, it's cooked with the cute flying feather sauce...... Ah, sorry for the slip of the tongue, it should be to let the author-chan and Xiao Feiyu wash it in the pot together, rest assured! Mars, not caring at all that the other person in the company had revealed the purpose of his trip, sat down on the sofa in the living room, picked up the tea on the table and drank it cleanly.
"Author-chan, anyway, I'm sorry for today~" Gothic Lori nodded politely to Kitahime after entering the room, then took off her hat and buckled it on the hanger at the door, walked slowly in front of Kitahime, came to the sofa and sat down.
Well...... Why did this Lori always feel like someone when she passed by me just now? Bei Ji looked at a noble and elegant Lori sitting on the sofa, frowned and thought for a moment, but he just didn't figure out who he was like.
Forget it, I guess it's my own delusion, right? Kitahime squeezed her shoulders and closed the door, setting up the answer to be true before entering the house.
"Then you wait a minute, I'll get some refreshments for you." Bei Ji, who met the reader's door-to-door visit for the first time, felt a little nervous in her heart, and of course she was a little worried that the big sister called the god of war suddenly broke up and pushed herself and Fei Yu, the two helpless good Lori to the ground, stripped off her clothes and threw them into the pot, and cooked herself alive in the name of helping to wash the white.
In order to alleviate this nervousness, Bei Ji hurriedly found an excuse to escape into the kitchen, and while escaping, she did not forget to take Fei Yu, who had just recovered from her dizziness, with her.
As soon as he entered the kitchen, Bei Ji pulled Fei Yu's arm and showed a worried look, and his tone revealed fear: "Woo woo...... Xiao Yu-chan, what should we do, will we be boiled and eaten by the big sister called the God of War! And that Lori, I always feel as if I've seen it somewhere, what to do, what to do, the concubine said nervously! ”
Fei Yu smiled and touched Bei Ji's little head, and said gently like a big sister: "Don't be afraid, whether it's the god of war big sister or Miss Lori, you are your most loyal and lovely readers, they won't cook and eat our Bei Ji, at most, it's just a joke with you, let's go, let's prepare dessert to entertain our dear readers~"
"But......" Bei Ji pursed her lips and wanted to say something, but seeing that Fei Yu had already gone out with dessert, she hurriedly trotted to follow.
"H Lori......"
"You're Lori, and you're a stupid Lori!"
"H Lori is not qualified to say that others are stupid Lori......"
"To say you're stupid Lori is stupid Lori......"
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Before he got to the living room, Fei Yu and Bei Ji heard the quarrel between the two Lori, Fei Yu looked back at Bei Ji suspiciously, and said, "Didn't you say a Lori and a big sister?" How do you hear that there are two Lori? ”
"Uh...... It's really only supposed to be two people, and I don't know what's going on, so let's go out and have a look, right? ”
"It's okay......" Fei Yu and Bei Ji quickened their pace, and walked into the living room one after the other, as soon as they entered the living room, Fei Yu stopped, and at the same time showed a surprised expression: "Luo Ming-chan? How did you know we moved here? Xiao Yu originally planned to invite you over again later! ”
The two quarreling intractable Lori saw that someone came out and cast their eyes together, one of the maids pretended to be Lori's eyes after hearing the sound of Fei Yu, and a single arrow step rushed to Fei Yu's body, and Fei Yu, who did not make a timely avoidance action for a while, was unexpectedly pounced on the ground by Luo Ming, who was one centimeter taller than her.
"Stupid Lori, don't run! Don't think that you can do whatever you want if you find another cute Lori to help, look at my Beidou (9) God Fist! Seeing that the cheerful little friend who was tearing up with himself was attracted away by the sudden appearance of cute pig's feet, this Lori, who was named H by the God of War and Luo Ming, was suddenly unhappy, and then jumped from the sofa and pounced on Feiyu and Luo Ming like a hungry tiger.
But I don't want one to be uncontrollable.,For a while, the three Loli rolled into a ball.,With the sound of ping-pong knocking down the furniture and Lori's sharp and sweet screams,Rolled all the way into the bedroom.,By the way, the bedroom door was magically slammed together.。
Bei Ji saw that the room he had finally cleaned up became a mess under the tossing of the three loli, and suddenly felt a cramp in his heart, but there was nowhere to vent the bitterness in his heart, so he sat on the sofa in the living room and ate dessert alone.
Mars looked at Kitahime's sad appearance, and felt sad that Kitahime thought that no one had taken care of him as an author, so he took out a stack of envelopes from the universal pocket of his collar and put them in front of Kitahime.
"These are ............," Kitahime looked up at Mars in confusion when she saw her name written on the envelope.
"It's a letter from a few readers who sent you to Kitahime! It was just delivered to the door by courier, so take it apart and take a look while the three nasty bear children are not there, right? Mars took a sip of his tea and turned his head to look at the pot he had brought.
Well...... Forget it, just look at the blessings of readers to relieve your wounded heart!
Kitahime opened a stack of envelopes on the table under Mars's gaze.
Shrine Maiden Paran: "I'm sorry for the author, I was going to help you run a lottery last time you asked for a lottery, but due to the large number of people in the lottery at that time, ......"
(The letter is accompanied by a bamboo skewer with the following written down)
Okay, it's an exception, but why am I so worried? Forget it and read the next one.
zombie (blank): Author: Your book is so ugly that I wasted two hours............
Ahem, don't look at indecent things, don't look at indecent things, next article, next article, it should be written against it, I hope it's a counterword! Fei Yu slowly picked up the next letter with tears in her eyes.
Signature: Blade Party
Beihime put down the envelope in her hand with a pale face, and left the sofa like a walking corpse that had lost her soul.
At this moment, the door of the house was suddenly opened from the outside, and a childish voice came in from the outside.
"Fett, you go faster, let's go in and reason with the North House, the lazy author writes so slowly, let her follow the new quickly!"
"Kun-chan go slowly, I'm afraid, what if the author is a bad person, we will be caught and spanked, woo woo woo ............"
When Bei Ji heard the conversation between the two Lori, her throat suddenly became sweet, and she immediately fell to the ground unconscious on her back............
At the moment when Beiji fell to the ground, the two young girls outside the door also walked in hand in hand, so the two Lori who saw this scene glanced at each other and then turned their eyes to Mars, the only sitting in the living room.
"Crooked, young girl, why are you looking at me like that?"
Kun and Fett nodded to each other, took a deep breath at the same time, and shouted loudly in a childish voice, "Someone! The author was stabbed by a human ............"
Feiyu Luo Ming and H Lori, who heard the movement in the living room, ran out of the room in a hurry, and after seeing Bei Ji who fell to the ground inexplicably, they turned their eyes full of resentment to Mars.
h Lori looked at Mars with disdain: "I didn't expect you to be such a person, I misjudged you." ”
Fei Yu hugged Beiji's corpse with a look of regret, quietly stuffed a sleeping pill into Beiji's mouth, and said pretending to be sad: "Xiaobei...... Sleep in peace, we'll avenge you......"
Luo Ming silently took out a few flying knives from under the skirt of the maid's suit......
As for the two young girls, although their legs trembled, they still bravely took out a 40-meter large firewood knife to block the door.
"You ...... You can't do that! no!!!! ”
(End of the side story,Thank you for your support,Xiao Yu is still a student and can't write novels all day.,But Xiao Yu will code words and try to add more words,Book friends group 136544626 readers are welcome to join!) )