Chapter 517: Plug-in: Drop Lei Lou Mother!
After Zhou Fatlun's Liu Bei finished grabbing the blue, he quickly retreated with his teammates.
At this time, Chen Mo's 1-skill spy shadow hit Zhang Fei hard.
Zhang Fei couldn't help but sneer: "Brother's skill can add a shield, as well as healing, and he brings a blood inscription, and what he buys when he goes out is also a blood suit!"
You want to up?
Thinking too much! ”
However, the next moment, Li Yuanfang's dark mark did not appear on Zhang Fei's body.
saw a slightly chubby middle-aged woman wearing a housewife's outfit falling from the sky, splitting her legs and riding directly on Zhang Fei's face.
The player who played Zhang Fei saw the appearance of the middle-aged woman, and was so frightened that his mobile phone was thrown on the ground.
"Damn, Mom?!" Zhang Fei was shocked.
What's going on?
For Mao Li Yuanfang's spy shadow hit hard, there was no secret mark, but she became her own mother?
Zhang Fei has not been afraid of the earth since he was a child, and what he is most afraid of is his mother.
Your own mother thief can nag!
As soon as he got up, Zhang Fei would feel like there were a lot of flies buzzing next to his head, and he was so annoyed that he was going to die.
Plucked up the courage to glance at the mobile phone screen, and on his Zhang Fei's face, his mother was crossed, just like the usual lecture to himself.
When Zhang Fei saw her like this, his heart was furious.
To pick up or not to pick up?
Zhang Fei hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth, and reached over to pick up his phone.
It should just be some kind of virus or bug of Honor of Kings, right?
There won't be any substantial harm.
At this moment, Chen Mo didn't say a word, and the controller Li Yuanfang flattened Zhang Fei.
Ping A for the first time, the middle-aged woman lying on Zhang Fei's face spoke.
saw her face full of anger, spitting and roaring loudly: "I know how to play games all day long, play games!" What else do you do besides playing games?
I was the penultimate in learning, and the teacher called me every day, and I couldn't lift my head in front of my relatives and friends!
If you dare to play the game again, believe it or not, I'll throw your phone away?!!! ”
The sound was so loud that Zhang Fei's mobile phone buzzed there.
Zhang Fei was so frightened that he threw away the phone again!
I'm a!
Oh my mother!
This tone, this demeanor, and this line are absolutely dear to my mother!
At this time, Zhou Fatlun's voice appeared in the mobile phone.
ZHOU Fat-lun; "Ouch, Zhang Fei, what are you doing? Hurry home! ”
Zhang Fei trembled and wanted to get his phone.
Li Yuanfang struck a second time.
The middle-aged woman lying on Zhang Fei's face said angrily again: "Do you know why you are so wasteful? It's all because of playing games!
Do you know why your eyes are so high? It's all because of playing games!
Do you know why your kidneys are so bad? It's all because of playing games!
Also, you urinate frequently and urgently, all because you don't exercise all day long playing games!
Do you dare to play the game again? The old lady beat you to death! ”
Zhang Fei's hand, which had just come into contact with the mobile phone, quickly took it back as if he had been electrocuted when he heard this.
Chen Mo took a third shot.
The middle-aged woman spoke again, this time with a bitter persuasion: "Child, it's not easy for your parents to raise you, don't play games, okay?" Count on mom, please!
Knowing that you can't get into college, your parents are going to spend money to send you to Lanxiang Technical School to learn excavators, and you will have a way out in the future! ”
Zhang Fei was already full of cows, covered his ears, and said loudly: "I don't listen, I don't listen!" I don't want to hear it!! ”
The last time I flattened A, the middle-aged woman seemed to be holding back her big move, and the crazy mouth cannon output!
"The children of the old Wang family next door can do it, why can't you do it? The conditions we give you are much better than others! ”
"Your third uncle's son gets up at five o'clock in the morning to study, and he is still making papers at 12 o'clock in the evening! What about you? ”
"You grew up eating, why are you so bad?"
"Dead and decrepit, it's better to give birth to a barbecued pork than to give birth to you!"
"Now if you don't study seriously, when you grow up, you can only go to the restaurant to serve dishes!"
……
The words were as if his mother was right in front of him.
Zhang Fei covered the quilt in fear and shivered.
A few teammates take a look.
, why didn't this Zhang Fei move?
Zhou Fatlun hurriedly turned around and wanted to save him.
However, at this time, Chen Mo's teammates also arrived.
Because Zhang Fei was in a state of hanging up at this time, the form instantly became four to two.
Chen Mo unhurriedly killed Zhang Feiping.
The bull demon directly separated the wall from the top of a bull's head, and came over, knocking Liu Bei and Di Renjie away.
Zhou Fatlun and Di Renjie had a bad heart, and hurriedly pulled back.
Di Renjie broke off when he was decisive, and escaped in a flash.
At this moment, Liu Bei, who was left with Zhou Fatlun, was deep in the hinterland of the enemy army.
He relied on his coquettish position and Red Daddy, slowing down the enemy while struggling to break out of the encirclement.
Chen Mo's 1 skill has finally cooled down!
He smiled playfully, and directly moved towards Zhou Fatlun's Liu Bei 2 skill blade, using the "Lost Lei Loumu" plug-in.
Bang!
Zhou Fatlun saw a thin mother fall from the sky and lie on his Liu Bei's face.
"Son, why aren't you married?"
"Although he is a big star, he also has to get married and have children!"
"Oh, how can you give birth to only one girl? I have to have a second child! ”
"Woo woo woo, I'm just a son like you, you actually think your mother is nagging ~~~~~
Cold leaves sprinkled all over my face. My son's rebellion broke my heart. Your words pierced me like an ice pick. Mom was really hurt~~~~~"
continued to nag, although Zhou Fatlun was not as scared as Zhang Fei, he was still stunned for a long time.
What is the situation?
Why did my mother fall from the sky and ride the face of her own game character?
Just when he was stunned, the Dark Mark exploded!
Liu Bei, who was already bloodied, finally wailed and lay on the ground.
This time, he not only gave away the red father on his body, but also scared Zhang Fei to hang up, covered the quilt and trembled, and Zhou Fatlun also lost a head.
It can be said that Chen Mo brought a super good early advantage rhythm.
Zhou Fatlun: "Ouch, Li Yuanfang on the other side, are you hanging?" You can't make purple sauce, how can you take advantage of other people's mothers? ”
Chen Mo was very ashamed and said, "I'm sorry idol, next time I will definitely not do it." ”
Zhou Fatlun: "Ouch, Sauce Purple is like my fan of Zhou Fatlun!" ”
Chen Mo: "Next time I'll use your father." ”
Zhou Fatlun: "......"
"23333, laughing makes my kidneys hurt!"
"Zhou Fatlun's heart: I'm angry, but because I'm an idol, I have to keep smiling."
"The king of hanging really brings the essence of scaring people to the extreme."
"This Drop Lei Lou Mother plug-in is simply amazing!"
"If I am nagged by my mother like this, let alone playing games, I can't eat my favorite meat, and Mimi, who likes to touch the most, may not be able to get my hands on it."