Chapter 277, You Can Crush Me and Lose [Third Update]
"Who is this man? Fool, right? ”
"Dare to let Yang Long's people put down that girl, isn't this looking for death?"
Everyone whispered, and Yang Long also laughed, not only did he not get angry, but said to Lin Fan with a smile: "What did you just say?" ”
"I said let go of that girl and let me come." Lin Fan said.
"Hahaha, did you hear me, he said to let go of this girl and let him come, laughing at me! Where is this idiot, it's so funny. ”
Yang Long laughed: "Fool, you don't have a good brain, so I don't care about you, hurry up and drink your wine, don't you see that no one in this whole bar dares to rob me of this girl?" ”
"That's them! If it's not me, I'll fall in love with this girl, you give me a face, give this girl to me, and I won't care about you. Lin Fan said.
As soon as these words came out.
Yang Long was instantly happy!
The onlookers were instantly happy!
Everyone present was amused by Lin Fan's troubled expression!
"Damn, where did this pen come from, and put aside the humor of pretending to be forced."
"But this time, I guess I'm looking for the wrong person. He didn't know how terrible Yang Long was. ”
The crowd talked.
Yang Long also laughed for a long time before stopping, and then said to Lin Fan: "Boy, I see that your hair hasn't grown, get out of the way, otherwise Lao Tzu will pinch your soft eggs." ”
"Oh?" Lin Fan looked surprised, then directly opened his legs, and said lightly, "Please, if you can pinch it, I will lose." ”
I rub!
What kind of rhythm is this?
Everyone present was stunned, this is a pen, right?
Everyone is going to pinch your soft eggs! This thing is actually begging for pinching with open legs?
Yang Long's face also changed, and he said, "You asked for it." ”
Originally, he didn't want to delay too much time, but there was no way, who let Lin Fan get in the way?
What's more, Lin Fan's action of opening his legs made him unhappy.
"Up!" Yang Long glanced at his junior brother, and immediately two junior brothers forced towards Lin Fan.
"Boy."
The two little brothers stepped forward, and before they finished speaking, they flew out with two bangs.
"I'll rub!" Yang Long's eyes popped out.
"Boy, are you playing dumb for Lao Tzu?" If you can't see that Lin Fan is pretending to be stupid, he will live in vain!
"Brothers, give it to me, pinch and blow his soft eggs." Yang Long made a move, and the seven or eight junior brothers all rushed forward.
Bang bang bang
But it was the same, and they all flew out before they got close to Lin Fan.
"Boy, you have two hands! No wonder you dared to pick up my Hu, but you're looking for the wrong person! Yang Long was covered in meat, and he took a step and rushed directly towards Lin Fan.
Yang Long's steps were very big, and he looked fierce, but Lin Fan was not afraid, but stared at Yang Long's crotch with bright eyes, and Yang Long was a little hairy for a while.
"I'm rubbing, this kid is staring at, can't it be a gay?" Yang Long thought in his heart, suddenly there was a chill under the crotch of his pants, and when he looked down, he saw that Lin Fan had already kicked over, and this coolness was the leg wind.
"Hold the grass! How dare you play with Lao Tzu? Yang Long's face changed, and he hurriedly dodged, but he was a step too late, and his crotch was kicked squarely.
The onlookers suddenly closed their eyes and gasped, and this kick hurt when they looked at it.
"Oh!" A sharp pain struck, Yang Long instantly glared, covering his crotch and jumping around.
"Nima! Lao Tzu's balls. Yang Long screamed, feeling that his balls were about to break.
"You're a liar." Yang Long's tears flowed down his eyes, "Say it's good to let me pinch your soft eggs!" What does this kick mean? ”
"You rush over like this, who knows what you're going to do." Lin Fan pursed his lips, then stood directly with his legs apart, "Come on!" This time I will pinch you, and if you can crush it, you will win. ”
"Really?" Yang Long held back his tears and stared at Lin Fan in disbelief, he was really scared of the kick just now.
"Really. When did I lie to you? Lin Fan nodded.
It's okay not to say this, but as soon as Yang Long stopped crying, when did he lie to me? Say okay, let me pinch it, who kicked it just now?
"Really?" Yang Long was a little confused! The onlookers were also puzzled, not knowing whether Lin Fan was really stupid or fake.
"Hurry up! If you want to pinch it, pinch it quickly, if you don't pinch it, the young master will take this girl away! Lin Fan said with a look of disdain.
"Pinch him!"
"Pinch him!"
At this time, the crowd of onlookers was coaxing!
There's no way, I've never seen anyone let others pinch their soft eggs, so I'm going to see it today.
Yang Long was provoked by everyone, and with the hatred of the original kick in his heart, he suddenly snorted coldly: "Boy, this is what you said!" Don't blame me when the balls are crushed. ”
"Hurry up, you can crush it!" Lin Fan urged.
"Boss, hurry up!"
"This kid is a bad pen, I guess he won't get out of the way if you don't crush his balls!" Junior Brother Yang Long also urged.
"Good!" Yang Long yelled to give himself courage, "Lao Tzu doesn't believe that you can't crush an egg, could it be that yours is not a meat egg, but made of stainless steel?" ”
"Alas! You guessed it! I'm really made of stainless steel. Lin Fan nodded, as if it were true.
"Bah, the stainless steel Lao Tzu can also crush it." Yang Long said.
"Okay! You can pinch it! Lin Fan said that he used the dragon turtle's spike defense for himself, and after using it, he completely rebounded the damage effect he received, which lasted for five minutes.
"Humph! Let you pinch my balls. After using the spike defense, Lin Fan felt as if he was wearing Brother Chun and the anti-armor, and the corners of his mouth hooked a smile while his feet were spread a little.
"I'll rub!"
"Sure enough, it's a fool, and it's okay to pinch the balls! I even laughed out loud. Quite a few shook their heads.
Yang Long saw that Lin Fan deliberately separated his feet a little, and suddenly grabbed Lin Fan's crotch with a big hand: "You asked me to pinch this." ”
Saying that, Yang Long's five fingers instantly exerted force, and he pinched it hard with that kick of hatred.
Click!
The sound of broken eggs rang out.
Yang Long only felt a pop under his crotch, as if something was broken directly! Then a sharp pain came, causing cold sweat to break out on his forehead.
Everyone was also stunned.
Something is wrong with this scene!
Why did Yang Long, who pinched people, have a painful expression on his face, and Lin Fan, who was pinched, had nothing to do?
When Lin Fan saw Yang Long's painful expression, he immediately knew that it was the spike defense that had rebounded the damage and pinching effects.
Thinking of this, he suddenly smiled even more happily, and said with an encouraging face: "Pinch, continue to pinch, pinch to death!" If you can crush it, I'll lose. ”
Lin Fan was directly stunned when he said that the people who ate melons were directly stunned, and Yang Long's chest rose and fell even more angrily.
"I'm pinching you to be paralyzed! Why is it that Lao Tzu pinched your egg, but it was mine? Yang Long roared out, covering his broken balls, his face pale.
(End of chapter)
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