After hanging up Lao Zhao's phone.

Chen Mo saw that the time was almost up, and after waiting for a long time, no one came to Lianmai again.

So he said:

"Ladies and gentlemen, today's live broadcast is almost over at this point.

At the end of the show.

Hang Wang to share with you some of the previous fan private message submissions to Hang King.

And some interesting things sorted out by the hanging king.

This theme is called "What Did They Miss That Night". ”

Then, Chen Mo paused, coughed twice, and continued:

"This is a private message from a demon king named Ma Wentao:

My former girlfriend told me that her parents were going on a trip for a week.

She was especially scared to be alone at home.

So, Ma Wentao, who is not wealthy, used half a month's living expenses to buy anti-wolf spray and electric batons for his girlfriend.

”

As soon as this private message came out, the sailors were all happy.

"Poof......

"This Ma Wentao's operation is a bit slippery!"

"Qingqi's brain circuit!"

"My girlfriend's hint couldn't be more obvious! You're paying for those things! ”

"Destined to be lonely all his life!"

Chen Mo continued:

Here's a private message from a sailor named Marseille:

When I was in college, I dated a girl late in the day.

She blushed and told me that the dormitory was closed and she didn't know what to do.

Marseille, who did not believe in evil, knocked on the door of the girls' dormitory for more than 20 minutes.

and quarreled with the dormitory manager aunt for 300 rounds, and finally sent the iron-faced girl back to the dormitory victoriously. ”

"I wipe !!"

"This is even more awesome than the Ma Wentao above!"

"Could it be that this series is full of these best men?"

"No, my stomach hurts when I laugh!"

"Go on, hang the king! Don't stop! ”

Chen Mo then shared:

This is a private message from a sailor named Wei Ping:

A girl once smiled and asked me if I wanted to try her lipstick.

Wei Ping, who was very curious, ate half of the girl's YSL and felt that the taste was unpalatable. ”

"Poof......

"Nima!"

"Where did this come from!"

"It's okay to eat other people's lipstick!"

"Obviously, it's just telling Wei Ping, go kiss!"

"Ouch, I really can't do it anymore, just listening to the content of the private message, I feel anxious!"

Chen Mo:

This is a private message from a buddy named Li Yongshuang:

Once, I was playing poker in a house rented by a girl.

The girl told me that whoever wins can draw a white rabbit on any part of the opponent's body.

That night.

Li Yongshuang, who is good at poker skills, is possessed by the god of poker and is powerful!

Hundreds of little white rabbits were drawn on the girl's arms. ”

"Can this Nima use his skills for serious things?"

"Do you still have the heart to play poker?"

"If I were in the girl's rented house, I would play a chicken feather poker! Let's have a good time! ”

Chen Mo:

This is a private message from a sailor named Zhang Shuhao:

Once, I asked my girlfriend out to the movies.

My girlfriend told me to bring my ID with me.

The reasonable Zhang Shuhao spent more than half an hour telling his girlfriend.

You don't need an ID card to watch a movie. ”

"Zhang Shuhao, Zhang Shuhao, your girlfriend is suggesting that you go and open a room!"

"You think your girlfriend is stupid?"

"You don't need an ID card to watch a movie, so why do you need an ID card? Don't think deeper!! ”

"One is more wonderful than the other!"

"This dude can't be too reasonable!"

"The reason is slippery, and I have lost my girlfriend!"

Chen Mo:

"This filthy demon king named Zhao Hanbing submitted a letter:

On one hike, I stayed in a tent with a girl.

As a result, the girl asked me if I had kissed the girl that night?

Zhao Hanbing, who had no kissing experience, felt humiliated.

And sat outside the tent all night. ”

"He's meowing! This girl is obviously telling you, hold back and kiss me!! ”

"233333, it's okay to sit outside the tent all night!"

"Awesome is no longer enough to express my admiration for this big brother of ice!"

"Manly, big man, stand up to the sky! If you humiliate me, I will ignore you! ”

Chen Mo:

This is a private message from a sailor named Liu Daixun:

After graduating from my senior year, my girlfriend and I went on a trip to Shanghai.

Stayed in a room with girlfriend that night.

When I was taking a shower, for some reason, my girlfriend smiled at me and didn't close the bathroom door.

Liu Daixun, who loves to joke, immediately took a basin of cold water and splashed it on his girlfriend. ”

"It's good that I didn't beat you to death!"

"Pour cold water on a cold day...... Even the highest sexual interest can be spilled! ”

"Convincing! If I were that woman, I would have to discount Liu Daixun's third leg! ”

"It's a joke with life!"

Chen Mo:

This is a private message from a water friend named Chen Chenggong:

One time my girlfriend and I were already preparing that.

Durex is all set.

My girlfriend asked me to play some lyrical music on my phone.

Chen Chenggong, who did not distinguish between lyrical music and sad music, released a song "Mother in the Candlelight".

Then I hugged my girlfriend and cried until dawn. ”

"Poofhahahaha!"

"Chen Chenggong's operation is really dripping!"

"I hugged my head and cried until dawn...... I'm sorry, I can't help but want to laugh! ”

"It turns out that these people can still sand carve to this extent!"

“……”

Chen Mo shared the private messages of fan contributions that he organized.

Everyone who laughed was bursting in their stomachs!

This is simply a collection of orphans!

Chen Mo smiled and said:

"Let me ask you, in addition to low emotional intelligence, these boys have one thing in common, what is it?

Yes, there is a reward for the Demon God's Punishment skin! ”

As soon as I heard that there was a reward.

Everyone is immediately energized!

"I know, I know! They're all slings! ”

"Pull it down, how do you know that there is no rich second generation?"

"They're all very sassy!"

"They're all students?"

"Low emotional intelligence seems to cover a lot of common ground."

"Yes, I have covered the shortcomings of less experience, lack of knowledge of lifting, etc."

"It's really hard to guess."

"Hang Wang, you can announce the answer!"

"Yes, we have to publish an answer that we are convinced of!"

Chen Mo nodded and smiled:

"Okay, let me announce the answer!

What these people have in common is:

So far, they are boys. ”

"Boys?"

"Hahahaha, I see!"

"You deserve it! There's a chance for you to waste, you deserve to be a boy! ”

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Poof...... So far, he is still a boy...... Hahahaha! ”

(ps: I rushed back to Beijing from Jinan today, and it was already 10 o'clock when I got home, so I hurried to code a chapter out.)

There is one more chapter that I worked overtime to finish in a hurry. ）https://./12_12000/