What kind of nickname does the whole thing sound good? I sneered and gave it a name: Squeeze it.

Bite! System Prompt: The nickname is already taken!

"Grandma's, who is so obscene, actually has such a name!"

Try again: colorful.

Bite! System Prompt: The nickname is already taken!

"Holy! This year's players are very skinny! Do you even know this allusion? ”

Try again: a two-pronged approach.

Bite! System Message: The nickname is already occupied.

I was completely mad: "What's going on? Is everyone's name so improper? So it's all occupied? ”

I have no choice but to use a special move!

So, I stepped down from the horse, sank into the dantian, left hand six-vein sword, right hand flower fingers, calm and relaxed, a big stroke: drunk dance spring and autumn!

Bite! The system prompts that the role registration is successful.

I breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the time, nine fifty-seven!

I couldn't wait to teleport into the novice village immediately, and in three minutes I began to frantically click the "Enter Game" button, but there was a gentle reminder from the system in my ears: Dear "Drunken Dance Spring and Autumn" Hello, please choose the public skill first!

"Huh? Public skills? What the heck? "I was stunned, there has never been an online game that can choose skills without entering the game!

Browse, there are two types of public skills: active and passive.

Action skill bar with 12 options.

displacement class, including flash, speed, teleportation; Recovery, including healing, mana, and rebirth; Attack, there are weakness, orders, and punishments.

The common skills of the displacement and recovery classes are literally well understood, and I can't get the slightest interest.

"Man, cold! How can you be afraid! It's over! ”

Take a look at the offensive ones, weakening, weakening monster attributes, reducing them by up to 20% and halving the effect on players.

"Chicken rib skills, if the output is not enough, you need to be weak, don't learn!"

Command, forcibly raise the level of a pet, mount or summon, and when it has reached the highest level, it will increase all attributes by 20%. Duration: 1 minute.

"A minute? 3 seconds is humiliating enough, but you can't do it in 60 seconds, it's too short, don't learn! ”

When I saw the punishment skill, I was stunned.

Punishment, skill introduction: Deal (50+10X level) true damage to the target monster, with a cooldown of 10 minutes. Note: True damage ignores defense.

The damage is low, which is naturally not the reason for my stunnedness. What I really noticed was the last line of small print in the introduction of the punishment skill, which was transparent and would not be noticed if you didn't look closely.

I couldn't help scolding: "Planner, you're not artificial leather, you're really leather!" Are you testing the player's eyesight? ”

Small word cloud: When you kill a monster with a punishment skill, it will immediately complete the cooldown.

In other words, if at level 1, there is a bunch of monsters with less than 60 HP in front of me, there is no CD for the punishment skill! Infinite magic skills!

I made up my mind, and I firmly chose the punishment skill, and at exactly ten o'clock, I entered the game with great vigor and high spirits.

The picture gradually distorts, and the scene in front of you quickly recedes. Finally, time and space stabilized, and I appeared in a humble village.

Is this the Newbie Village? I looked at all this curiously, the realistic effect of the holographic projection is really strong, I think of a poem: On the blue waves, people walk in the painting. Of course, there can't be mountains and rivers in the novice village, but the current artistic conception is probably like this!

Bite! System Tip: Congratulations, you're the first player to enter the game and get 10 lucky points!

I was stunned and busied myself to check my attributes.

【Drunken Dance Spring and Autumn】

Level: 1

Profession: Shooter

Attack: 5

Dexterity: 2

Qi and blood: 100

Mana: 100

Movement speed: 300

Lucky: 10

Luck value, I don't know what to do, but if the value is high, it will definitely show its advantage.

I said happily: "It's good to be young, your hand speed is so fast that you can fly!" I was able to grab the first place! ”

Immediately afterwards, one golden light after another landed around him, and the follow-up players came in one after another!

Since "Huaxia", almost all online games on the market have entered the guild era, and without guilds, they are embarrassed to play online games. The same is true of "Age of Creation", 90% of the players who came in after me were wearing various prefixes, and most of them were "War Spirits".

However, if you are strong, you will be strong, and I will eat lollipops!

I'm a maverick in the game, no guilds, no studios, the best situation is in the "Huaxia" online game, it took half a year to apply for a vacant seat, and the reason for this vacancy turned out to be that a 100-year-old veteran player returned to the west. I found out afterwards that that person was Hua Qiusheng's grandfather!

With a sigh of emotion, I immediately went to the village chief. Generally, the initial task of a novice village is to find the village chief. If there is something to do with the village chief, there is nothing to do with the village chief! Ahh What the hell, Lao Tzu's sexual orientation is normal!

After groping for a long time on the country road, I finally found the village chief. There are actually many players who arrived here before me, have already received the task, and are happily going to fight monsters.

Of course, I was not far behind, so I stepped forward and arched my hand: "Old man, I see that you are surprised by your bones, and you are a wizard who practices martial arts. I have ...... here" Speaking of which, I was stunned, I'm the player, okay! I also practice martial arts wizards, I really watched too many movies! I've got a hair, I've got it!

The old village chief looked at me blankly, like he was looking at a fool. After a long time, he slowly asked, "Young man, what do you have there?" Say it! Old ears are so good! ”

"Holy! Is this game so real? "In the previous promotional videos of the comic era, the NPC's intelligent dialogue system was blown into the sky, and I was skeptical at the time, but now I am shocked. It's like having a conversation with a real person?

I hesitated, "I have a big whip!" "I think he can't hear this meat world joke, right?

Sure enough, the village chief didn't understand the true connotation of the big whip, he was on crutches and stretched out his hand tremblingly: "Whip? Are you a teacher? I don't believe it, you can take a look at the whip! ”

Bite! System Prompt: You have accepted the quest, confirm your identity: Submit a whip to the old village chief to confirm your teacher's identity.

I'm completely speechless, isn't Nima's digging a hole for herself? Submit the whip? Damn, I'm a big whip, and I'll use it for my daughter-in-law's tutoring in the future!

But whining is whining, the task is in hand, and I have to complete it. At once, he took off his big pants and showed the old village chief what I called the great whip. As a result, as soon as the hand was stretched out, I received a system warning: The operation is violated, please play civilized!

"Cow ...... Cow break! "I'm dumbfounded, how can this system be more God than God!

I can only find a whip temporarily!

Willow bars, item submission error!

Sticks, item submission error!

Leather whip, item submission error!

"Why is it so hard to fool?" I really couldn't run anymore, so I found all kinds of sticks that looked like big whips for him, but the old village chief just didn't buy it, and waved his hand again and again, indicating that he would not accept it.

Follow the prompts of the new assistant to open the store, and I found out that in the task item column, the first place is the whip!

"Holy! That's fine, too! This game is a bit of fun! ”

I stumbled into it by mistake and actually triggered the entry for "Whip", which led to this ridiculous mission.

Whip, a quest item, costs 1 ingot, which is 1 yuan.

With a heartache, I filled the only dollar left in my bank card with ingots and bought the whip.

Bite! System Reminder: You are the first player to make a deposit, and you will be rewarded with 10 lucky points.

Bite! System Reminder: You are the first player to make a purchase, and you will be rewarded with 10 lucky points.

I'm overjoyed, and that's okay! Lucky to buy 20 points for a dollar? It's not too cost-effective!

At level 1, I already have 30 luck points, the pinnacle of my life! In the setting of all online games, luck has always been a good thing, affecting the explosion rate and quality of items.

I was just born, and I had 30 lucky points in my hand, so I had no friends!

After submitting the whip, the old village chief smiled: "It turns out that you are really a respected teacher!" It's old and worried! ”

Bite! System Prompt: You have completed the task [Prove Your Identity], gain 100 experience points, and get the reward item Novice Bow.

Bite! Warning: You have reached level 2 and gained 5 stat points.

Perfect! Equipped with a novice leather armor and a novice bow on my back, I finally looked like a real player.

Full force plus points are not explained, and every 1 point of strength increases by 5 attack damage, and my panel skyrockets.

【Drunken Dance Spring and Autumn】

Level: 2

Profession: Shooter

Attack: 35

Dexterity: 4

Qi and blood: 200

Mana: 200

Movement speed: 300

Lucky: 30

It seems that the attribute growth of the shooter is a fixed increase of 1 physical strength 1 spirit 2 agility and 1 strength per level, and like the setting of most online games, it is a profession with main sensitivity and secondary force.

The old village chief said, "This teacher, can you help enlighten my grandson Pippi?" He started playing online games, and he didn't even bother to eat, and I heard that he recently became obsessed with a new online game called "The Era of Creation". He is still young and doesn't know what temptation is, would you like to come forward on my behalf and help him clarify the pros and cons of online games? ”

Bite! System prompt: Do you want to accept the quest [Online Game Statement]?

As soon as I heard it, my heart was really in place in order to prevent addiction in this era. This is not in line with the well-known wise saying on the cigarette box: smoking is bad for health! Now the online game company has also made this trick and actually released the task of [Online Game Description]! This wave of operations can be liked!

Choosing to accept, my panel immediately changed, and I couldn't see the equipment and attributes anymore, just like a serious NPC. Name on the head: Novice Village Private School Teacher. There is a countdown next to the name, which shows 4:37, which means that I only have five minutes to become a professional teacher, and within five minutes, I must complete this righteous task.

It didn't take much effort to find this little baby named Pippi, and I read the online game manual aloud, and I passed the task.

"Resist bad games, reject pirated games. Pay attention to self-protection and beware of being deceived. Moderate games are good for the brain, and addiction to games hurts the body. Organize your time wisely and enjoy a healthy life. ”