Chapter 370, Ah, you legs
He was very well prepared for this exchange, so he walked towards the stage with confidence.
"Smecta, come on."
"Smecta, give them a little color to see, let them know the culture of our country."
Many sticks cheered for Pu Nima in the audience.
Park Nyima is also full of confidence, stepping on the stage with brisk steps, looking like she is handsome and explosive.
"This time, I will give you Mr. Yoon Dongzhu's poem "The Night of Counting the Stars", I hope you will like it." Pu Nyima said very kindly.
Yin Dongzhu is the first of the favorite poets of the Bangzi Country, and can be said to be a star in the culture of the Bangzi Country, and "The Night of Counting the Stars" is an indispensable poem in Yin Dongzhu's poems.
"The night of counting the stars has been brought here, and it seems that Pu Nyima came prepared." Liu Xiaodong on the side had worry in his eyes.
"If we continue to do it this time, we won't have a place to put this face." Mao Lin also nodded, if the 5,000-year-old culture of China is carried down by a stick country, it will be a shame and a big loss.
"But Sister Baobao's performance is so outstanding, I think it should be fine, right?" Wang Haitao said.
"Who knows? What if Pur Nyima also plays well? Liu Xiaodong is still worried.
Lin Fan stood on the side, and couldn't help laughing again and again in his heart, how did Pu Nima play well? It's impossible!
I don't want to think about Lin Fan here, will he let Park Nyima play well?
Looking at the smiling and confident Pu Nyima, Lin Fan extracted the Death Chanter's E skill blasphemy.
When used, it allows the target to blaspheme something.
Pu Nyima was chosen to desecrate "The Night of Counting the Stars".
With a buzz, an invisible wave emanated from Lin Fan's body, and then sank into Pu Nima's mind with a bang.
The energy emitted quickly and dissipated quickly, and no one except Lin Fan noticed it.
On the contrary, Park Nyima stood on the stage and was inexplicably stunned for a moment, feeling that something was wrong.
"Are you too nervous?" Pu Nyima took a deep breath, then collected her thoughts and recalled the content of the poem: I looked back at the path of my growth, and watched day by day......
After silently reciting the beginning in his heart, he showed a faint smile and said confidently: "Ah...... O sea, you are all water. ”
Well?
The expectant sticks in the audience all stared, the sea, you are all water? Isn't it the night of counting the stars?
Liu Xiaodong was also stunned, and then forced a smile, his body trembled, this is the famous poem of the Stick Country? Why is it similar to the joke on the Internet?
Pu Nyima covered her mouth even more, looking like a ghost, and then hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, that didn't count just now." ”
"Shameless."
"Shameless."
"I've already spoken, and I don't even say it."
Many people from Boya High School were not happy.
On the contrary, Pu Nyima was thick-skinned to death, took a deep breath again, adjusted his mentality, and spoke again, but with one mouth, it was still like that.
"Ahh O sea, you are all water. ”
At this exit, those sticks couldn't do it at once.
Even Jin Enzuo stood up suddenly: ", what are you doing?" Let you perform the poetry recitation of "The Night of Counting the Stars", what ** thing do you read? ”
Kim Eun Zuo is going crazy, once he can be Park Nyima is a slip of the tongue, this is the second time they are all wrong, or is it a slip of the tongue?
His hand holding the mobile phone video trembled terribly, how could they send it back to your dad like this?
"I'm trying to make it clear, don't be embarrassed here." Kim Eun Zuo looked angry, and his face was even hotter.
It's Gao Xin Qin Li, those teachers from Boya High School, all of them forced their laughter, and they were about to hold back their internal injuries.
Liu Xiaodong laughed even more.
"It's really funny."
"If he doesn't say it, I know what his next sentence is!"
"The sea, full of water, horses, four-legged ......"
"I didn't expect that our Chinese Internet jokes would become famous modern poems when they arrived in the country of sticks."
"It is said that the country of sticks likes to steal, but I didn't expect that even the jokes were said to be from their own country."
"I just want to say that friends of the stick country, we still have a lot of your poems, and you want us to send you."
Liu Xiaodong has also been with Lin Fan for a long time.
As you said it, the sticks around me suddenly gritted their teeth one by one, but they couldn't refute it, so they could only stare at Pu Nima with fire-breathing eyes.
"It's all Pu Nyima's fault."
"What are you reading a**?"
The voice sounded, and Park Nyima suddenly wanted to cry.
"Don't blame me, you really don't blame me! I don't want to say that, but I can't control my skills! Pu Nyima looked aggrieved, obviously thinking about the night of counting stars in his mind, how could he say this.
I was anxious in my heart, who knew that the effect of blasphemy had been exerted to the strongest, and Pu Nima would blaspheme even if she didn't want to blaspheme.
He began to read aloud: "Ah! O sea! You're all water! O horses! You're four-legged! O beautiful woman! You have two mouths, dancing ballet, it's all legs! ”
The sound sounded, and suddenly it exploded like thunder in the sky, and everyone present was stunned.
Yes! O sea! You're all water! O horses! You're four-legged! O beautiful woman! You have two mouths, dancing ballet, it's all legs!
What the is this?
The eyes of those students of the Stick Country were round, and the eyes that looked at Pu Nyima were like knives.
Kim Eun jumped to the left, pointed at Park Nyima and scolded: "Park Nyima, what the are you doing? Lao Tzu asked you to recite the night of counting the stars, what the are you reading? ”
"The sea is full of water, the horse has four legs, the woman has two mouths, the ballet is full of legs, my legs are you a woman! You're blaspheming my Korean classics. "The seven orifices of Kim Eun's left breath are smoking, and his lungs are about to explode.
Liu Xiaodong also laughed, no one expected Pu Nima to pretend to be forced to go on stage, and this was the result of the recitation.
"That's it, it's a fart! I searched the internet and searched a lot. Many people screamed and laughed from ear to ear.
Lin Fan also smiled, it is estimated that Yin Dongzhu's coffin board is almost unbearable.
"Ah...... The sea, ......" Park Nyima was unconscious, still reciting to herself, Jin Enzuo saw this and rushed up with an arrow and raised his hand is a slap, "I, you have a leg, don't let Lao Tzu roll down, shame." ”
"Teacher, why did you come up?" Park Nyima was glad to be slapped by Kim Eun Zuo, and looked at Kim Eun Zuo in a daze.
"How did I get up? If I don't come up again, you'll lose my face. Get out of here. Kim Eun Zuo shouted, really disappointed in Park Nyima.
(End of chapter)