"Live broadcast! I'm going to make a living for my family now! Chen Mo smiled.

"Huh? This is live streaming! Let me play! ”

Huang Chengcheng said excitedly.

After Chen Mo debugged all the tools used in the live broadcast, he turned on the microphone and logged in to his Douyu account.

At this time, the sailors who had followed Chen Mo saw that he had started broadcasting, and they rushed over one after another.

"Hang the king! You haven't aired in two days! ”

"What have you been doing these two days? It's not going to pick up girls, right? ”

"You don't have a calf upstairs! Can the king have a girlfriend in reality? Up to one network cp! ”

"That's right, the hanging king belongs to our Single Dog Association!"

Faced with the ridicule of these water friends, Huang Tingcheng immediately said unconvinced: "Who said that the king of hanging does not have a girlfriend?" He doesn't have a girlfriend, so what am I? ”

When Chen Mo heard this, he immediately said, "Teacher Huang, don't talk nonsense!"

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what my homeroom teacher is tease you to do! ”

When the sailors heard such a sweet female voice, the barrage exploded instantly!

"! I'm really going to pick up girls! ”

"It's not authentic, hang the king! You are the same as Mr. Dongguo, if you don't broadcast live well, you will know that pickled girls are in love! ”

"Hang the king, turn on the camera quickly, let us see the quality of the girl you soaked! If it's good-looking, I'll give you a rocket! ”

"Yes, yes, let's see what my sister-in-law looks like!"

"Turn on the camera !!"

Sailors have asked to turn on the camera.

Huang Chengcheng asked curiously, "What is a rocket?" ”

After Chen Mo explained to Huang Tingcheng about the gift reward mechanism of Betta, he said into the microphone: "Everyone, this is really my head teacher, can you stop making trouble?" ”

Huang Chengcheng took the microphone, glanced at Chen Mo and said, "Why don't you make money if you have money?"

Do you want me to drink the northwest wind in the future? ”

"I'll go, what does this have to do with you?" Chen Mo said speechlessly.

Huang Chengcheng didn't care what Chen Mo thought, and turned on the camera directly.

A beautiful face that captivated the country immediately appeared in the live broadcast room.

Huang Chengcheng looked at it and said excitedly: "Wow, my face appeared in the live broadcast room!" ”

All the sailors were stunned when they saw the peerless beauty of Huang Chengcheng!

"Damn!! Brighten up Lao Tzu's kryptonite dog eyes!! ”

"Woo woo woo, I don't believe it! I don't believe it! The hanging king actually gave up our single dog association and found such a beautiful sister paper by himself! ”

"This boob!! The king should be eating milk every night! ”

"Class teacher, I love you!!"

"Awesome, hang the king! can actually soak such a beautiful girl, the rocket will give you a shot! ”

Unexpectedly, Huang Tingcheng's appearance made the group of old slings in the live broadcast room explode instantly!

One by one, the ghosts cried wolves and howled to reward Huang Chengcheng with rockets!

Huang Tingcheng couldn't help but smile and said: "Is it so easy to make money in live broadcasting?" ”

Chen Mo didn't feel like it in his heart!

Your sister!

Lao Tzu works so hard every day, explains the skills, and does the live broadcast effect, but there are not many gifts for a beautiful woman to show her face!

Is there any reason for this?

Huang Chengcheng seemed to be playing high, and shook Chen Mo's hand again and asked, "Hey, what are you going to do next?"

Teach me quickly! ”

Chen Mo said helplessly: "Generally speaking, I have to tell a few jokes before playing games. ”

Huang Tingcheng nodded and said into the microphone: "Then Mr. Huang and I will tell you a few jokes today!"

If you don't speak well, please forgive me!

Ah~~~~"

Huang Tingcheng gave a flying kiss to the camera, which made the hearts of these old slings drunk.

The fish balls and gifts on the barrage flew up with a roar, as if Huang Chengcheng was their girlfriend.

Huang Tingcheng cleared his throat and said: "Ahem, big guy, I'm a new troll, I just learned to be a troll not long ago, and the keyboard is also second-hand, if the spray is not good, please forgive me."

Without further ado, I'm going to squirt.

Phew, you're all piglets! ”

"I'll you!!"

"Cute my face is bloody!!"

"It's completely different from the glamorous slut who talks about yellow jokes from the hanging king!"

"Upstairs, you guys have no conscience, I still like to listen to the yellow jokes of the hanging king."

"That's right, Mr. Huang is cute and beautiful, but if there is no yellow joke in this live broadcast room, it will be half less fun."

"Teacher Huang, you still can't tell jokes, let's change the king!"

Huang Tingcheng saw that the sailors in the barrage asked the hanging king to tell a joke, so he smiled and said: "Okay, okay, I also want to hear how much better your hanging king can tell a joke than me!" ”

After speaking, turning off the camera, Huang Chengcheng returned the microphone to Chen Mo.

The loyalty of these sailors to himself still made Chen Mo very moved in his heart, and he picked up the microphone and immediately said with a paragraph: "

In the medical room, a fake anchor said to the doctor: 'Doctor, where am I...... A little uncomfortable. ’

The doctor didn't look up and said, 'Then take off your pants.' ’

The anchor of a certain academic fraud did not move, and the doctor looked up at the anchor of a certain academic fraud and said: 'How can I check if you don't take off your pants?' ’

A certain academic fraud anchor squirmed and said: 'Where am I...... It's a little ......'

The doctor smiled and said, 'I've been practicing medicine for so many years, how young have I never seen it?' Don't worry, I have medical ethics and won't laugh at you. ’

A certain academic fraud anchor asked uneasily: 'Are you sure you won't laugh at me?' ’

The doctor said impatiently, 'I'm sure, take it off, there are so many patients waiting for you!' ’

The doctor glanced at the anchor of a certain academic fraud: 'Well, it's too small, it's the size of a peanut, what's wrong with it?' What's uncomfortable? ’

A certain academic degree fraud anchor: '...... It's swollen. ’”

Burst~~~~~

I didn't care about the barrage first, Huang Tingcheng, who was drinking water, sprayed Chen Mo with a sip of water, and the whole person who laughed was not good!

“666666！”

"It's still a little dirty joke that hangs the king, it sounds funny!"

"I'm convinced by this wave of ridicule!"

"A certain academic fraud anchor, poof, needless to say, everyone knows who it is!"

"Teacher Huang was also amused!"

Chen Mo took out a tissue speechlessly, wiped the water on his face, and sighed: "Teacher Huang, is it okay to be a little reserved?" ”

Huang Tingcheng giggled and said, "Who made your joke so dirty!" I'm laughing to death! ”

After wiping his face, Chen Mo cleared his throat and continued: "The last paragraph, after finishing speaking, we will start today's live broadcast."

The day before yesterday, a girl in our class brought a mobile phone to school, and the teacher asked her to hand over her mobile phone, but she refused, and she couldn't find her clothes.

Then I called her on her mobile phone, but I didn't hear the ringtone for a long time.

When the teacher was about to give up for the tenth time, the girl suddenly collapsed on the ground with a red face and convulsions.

Guess what I said? ”