Chapter Seventy-Nine: Gentry Violin, Baked Egg Tart, Soda Marathon
"Huh, excuse me?"
"Could it be that the way I opened it is not right, this style of painting is completely wrong! Feelings: Am I going wrong in the series? What about the growth of the cute god that is good?,Why did it become the cultivation record of Lori RBQ in an instant?,What the hell is a tool for discharging desire??? ”
Chu Lingyue's soul of Tucao seemed to have awakened at this moment, and Tucao was like a cannon, and he frantically slammed out, only to see that sticky ball, one moment it turned into a thick mushroom head stick, and the other time it turned into a string of beads threaded by a rope, it was really a thousand changes, but it didn't take long for this mass of things to turn into a ...... under Chu Lingyue's disgusted eyes
"Meow?"
"Cats! I rub! This thing turned into a cat? You told me that the desire tool turned out to be a cat, and you wanted to express something, so I asked you what you wanted to express! You shameless dead perverted system! ”
Chu Lingyue had a new understanding of the lower limit of the system at this time, that is: the lower limit? Inexistent. That's right, this sticky ball turned into a blue and white kitten under Chu Lingyue's naked gaze, and this kitten was still meowing at Chu Lingyue, as if he was begging for attention and comfort.
Chu Lingyue's face was already full of three views that had been destroyed, her little fist had already been clenched, and her body trembled slightly because of anger, no, she had to tear it!
[Chu Lingyue is accumulating...]
"I'm grass ¥*Nima @ beep * ¥ system @#& beep ¥#哔哔......"
"Ding! If the host is detected, the system will punish the host by depriving it of all its strength for ten minutes, hoping that the host will regulate its words and deeds and become a little Lori that everyone loves. ”
The next moment when the sound of the system came, Chu Lingyue felt that her body was soft, not to mention scolding the system, even the legs supporting her body had no strength, and her body was as soft as noodles, and then she collapsed on the floor, and she didn't even have the strength to raise her hand, and the kitten was still unaware of the current situation, and ran over excitedly and licked Chu Lingyue's fingers.
Ah~ As the saying goes, [If life is a sadist, then I will strive to be a masochist] Chu Lingyue has a deep understanding of the connotation of this sentence at this time, the baby is bitter, but I want to say it, although it is useless, this time let's let go of the system first, um~ Leave Qingshan in the fear of no firewood.
Ten minutes passed quietly, Chu Lingyue also recovered from her powerless state, looking at the kitten sitting in front of her and licking her paws, Chu Lingyue felt helpless, but it was a desire from the system...... No, it's a pet, so it should have some special functions or something.
Chu Lingyue thought about it, and then said to the kitten in front of her excitedly.
"Hello ~ Aniha Sai Yo ~ Even-Ha Yo ~ Hello comrades!"
"Meow Meow Meow ???"
"Well, the skills will always be, go for it! Meow meow! Use Crazy Scratching! Sunshine Blaze! 100,000 volts! ”
"Meow Meow Meow ???"
"Uh-huh~ You're right, meow meow~ Uh-huh, it makes sense!"
"Meow Meow Meow ???"
"Wow!! What the hell am I doing? How can this cat not know anything! Even if you can't speak, you don't even know a skill! You might as well send an inflatable XX directly.,Except for the rarity of the color.,There's nothing like a catharsis at all...... Ahem~. ”
"Meow!"
The kitten looked at this crazy human with a cat's face, saying that he was very innocent and didn't know anything, ah~ The world of humans is really sinister.
After Chu Lingyue was about to vomit three liters of blood, she looked at the kitten again, the beautiful blue and white fur felt soft and smooth to the touch, well~ It may be good to make a scarf, blue pupils, and soft meat balls, all in all, it is quite cute.
"Arnold~ Since there is no name, then I will give you a super cool name, then you can call: [Gwent brand violin baked egg tart soda marathon], high-end atmosphere and grade! Don't say anything, I know you're going to shout six-six-six~"
"Meow! Meow meow ~ meow! Meow meow! [Don't! Ya Butterfly! 】”
Chu Lingyue clasped her hands in front of her chest at this time, with a look that was right, but from the kitten's extremely dissatisfied cry, we actually understood what the kitten wanted to express, hey~ With such an owner, it can be regarded as a mistake made in his previous life.
"Oh~ I almost forgot, I'm going to give you a stage name, uh-huh, then call you [Big Meow], what an elegant and beautiful name!"
Forgive Chu Lingyue's naming technique is really bad, completely ignoring the kitten's resistance, the kitten's name can be regarded as decided, and his real name is [Quint brand violin baked egg tart soda marathon] stage name [Big Meow] There is really no problem at all.
"Then let's build you a nest."
Chu Lingyue found a cardboard box from the storage room next to the second floor, and then put Chu Xuan's bath towel in it, and a simple cat hut was completed.
"Meow Meow ~ [Hungry ~ Want to eat]"
"Huh? Are you hungry, but what exactly do you want to feed - forget it, wait until the perverted brother comes back! ”
Chu Lingyue heard the cry of the big meow, and unexpectedly knew the meaning, although we don't know what the principle is, but we can temporarily classify it as the electrocardiogram between cute things.
I saw that Chu Lingyue was silent for a while in annoyance after understanding Da Meow's words, and then she seemed to have given up thinking, pouted at Da Meow, spread her hands, indicating that she had nothing, and then continued to raise an index finger at the cat-faced and desperate big cat to teach.
"Hmph~ Big meow, you have to know! As a dark family member of this king, how can you not even endure this difficulty, and the heavens will descend on Si Mao...... You want to be the king of the cat clan, and you can bear with me if you are hungry! ”
After Chu Lingyue finished speaking, she turned around and stopped looking at the big cat in the cardboard box, and left the room to solve her lunch problem, but there was a long cat cry behind her that was very sad and lingered for three days.......
After Chu Lingyue finished lunch, she sat on the sofa with a depressed face, her little head drooping, looking listless, because just when she was happily eating her own lunch just now, the system released the task to her again.
"Ding! The official mission begins! ”
Current Task: Harvest Faith with Meng Dance [Specified], please complete the task according to the conditions specified by the system, publish a video in the form of Meng Dance on the website, and obtain 5000 faith points of the Meng King.
Rewards: European Drink x1, random skill capsule x1
And what makes Chu Lingyue depressed is here, the current task introduction interface only has the task introduction and task reward, and the task time and task punishment that have been displayed have disappeared without a trace, according to the urine nature of the system, isn't it necessary to threaten yourself with embarrassing dances and the like, could it be that the system is already poor in donkey skills, and it will only be embarrassing to dance, so I am embarrassed to punish again?
"Otherwise, don't listen to the system and take a look at it once."
As soon as Chu Lingyue had this thought, her mind immediately reflexively thought of her weak appearance just now, and her body shuddered all of a sudden, and it seemed that she had almost been trained by the system.
"Forget it, let's go and finish it, I~ I'm not afraid, I'm just for the reward!"
Chu Lingyue made a quibble arrogantly, and the mission officially began!