Chapter 1 The land chasing tiger whose character design is completely broken
(Thanks to book friend Fang Yun's subordinates for their support with 2 monthly passes!) Today has been updated with 9,000 words, and now this chapter is 6,000 words written in the evening, adding more to him. After such a long time, I finally returned to the synchronized timeline, and I was happy. Of course, this chapter is a "super long" last episode replay "plus" next episode forecast ""Ha,Wait for the daytime update to get us to the point! ^-^)
During the World Cup in Russia, Chinese fans can see a milk advertisement in 5 sets every day:
"I, Lu Zhuhu,
Lost, shot short,
Pained, hurt,
I can't remember the thousandth time I fell on the court
But I can still feel the innate strength in my heart,
I want to rise up and move forward bravely,
I'm not born mighty, I'm just not willing to do nothing! ”
The advertising slogan is almost pixel-like to the milk factory's previous Leo Messi chapter, which can be called a "sister", but unlike Messi's well-received ad, the ad of Lu Zhuhu, the darling of Chinese fans, has been controversial:
If you're not born mighty, you're going to add to people's blockage!
The national football team is worthy of chasing tigers, and the fans are suffering!
It's amazing that the same ad is in a completely different situation.
The reason is simple.
Lu Zhuhu's character design collapsed.
Just four years ago, in 2014, no one in the whole country could compete with his limelight -
Even in the list of "Five Thousand Years of People of the Year in China" compiled by a good news media that year, the name "Lu Zhuhu" ranked third after Confucius and Qin Shi Huang!
Even so, his fanatical fans still feel that the list is "unfair", and even if God ranks in, he must be ranked behind Lu Zhuhu, because God does not dare to say that the Chinese team can win the World Cup.
But the land can chase the tiger.
Well, when I heard that China won the World Cup, the Bodhisattva cried.
Although anyone who has watched "China Wins the World Cup" knows what a despicable, dirty, shameless and ugly means it was achieved, and it is not glorious (but I am still proud of the author haha!). )
Moreover, the 22-year-old Lu Zhuhu, who is a core player, is not the only one who has done the fly camp.
But the facts are in front of us, and the Eastern Dragon has gloriously reached the top, and no one can disagree.
In 2014, it was the pinnacle of Lu Zhuhu's career, he led a bad team that was not as good as even the Cape Verde Islands, Curacao, and Faroe Islands to win the highest honor, and landed at the Bernabeu with a high price to become Real Madrid's No. 10 (in fact, only half of Ronaldo's number), and only lagged behind Ronaldo and Messi in the Golden Ball Awards that year, which was an impossible height for Chinese players in the past.
The domestic awards have been won from the top ten outstanding young people, the top ten people who moved China, the top ten model workers to the 38 red flag bearers.
At that time, wasn't it TFboys first, EXO's four returned sons second, and he was the third!
Who would have thought that four years later, everything would have changed.
2016 is another peak in Lu Zhuhu's career, but it is also the beginning of prosperity and decline.
This year, he won the Champions League with Real Madrid, and in the second half of the Champions League final, he came on as a substitute and assisted Cristiano Ronaldo to score a goal in extra time, and finally won against the city's rival Atletico Madrid, and the Chinese fans cheered for him again-
But later, the good days came to an end.
In the summer of that year, because of Real Madrid's crowded midfield and his reluctance to play a substitute role for a long time, Lu Zhuhu left Real Madrid and joined Arsenal.
Transferring to the Gunners is not a big problem, in addition to the poor results, Arsenal's popularity is not inferior to the powers, and Lu Zhuhu's value has even risen a lot compared to 14 years, surpassing Ozil to become Arsenal's "first signing in team history".
With the status of football in the hearts of Chinese, Lu Zhuhu's past resume, he is still the one standing at the top of the Chinese sports world.
But it must be admitted that two years in the arsenal may be a huge regression for his career. In two years, he only won an FA Cup and a "community shield", which is not the same as when he was at Real Madrid.
Worst of all, in the 17-18 season, Arsenal did not even qualify for the Champions League, so they could only "deign" to play in the Europa League.
The standards have been lowered again and again, and they have all fallen to the Europa League, so why can't they still get decent results?
It's just that the fans of the Gunners and Lu Zhuhu are afraid of being disappointed together......
In the early morning of May 4, 2018, in the second leg of the Europa League semifinals, Atletico Madrid hosted Arsenal.
In the first leg, Arsenal played one more man and the two sides drew 1-1.
But it is very advantageous that Arsenal only need one goal to reach the Europa League final!
Of course, Atletico Madrid on the opposite side only needs one goal.
The first half was a fierce battle, and to Arsenal's disadvantage, Koscielny went down without physical contact in the eighth minute and then went off injured.
The arsenal can only passively change "soldiers", and some of them are disrupted.
Finally—
In stoppage time of the half, Antoine Griezmann sent a delicate diagonal ball in the middle of the field, and Diego Costa, who quickly cut into the penalty area, carried Bellerin and scored with a volley! 1-0! Atletico Madrid, who are playing at home, scored first!
Keep the score and they'll be in the final!
It's still not a desperate situation for Arsenal, it's still just a goal and the two sides are on the same page.
In the second half, Arsenal also dominated possession as always, but what was the use?
Almost every foul, every yellow card, made sense, either ruining Arsenal's chances, disrupting Arsenal's rhythm and ultimately delaying the game tactically and technically.
Atletico Madrid also ran out of gas at the last moment, and their manager Simeone was even sent off in the stands-
It's just that Arsenal didn't take their chances.
The performance of this land chase is ...... It's decent, it's not bad, but it's not good.
The distance is still impressive, and the passing accuracy is quite high, but the offensive end is lacking in both shooting and passing.
He also helped the team to complete redemption, just like he did in the World Cup -
In the 87th minute, he shook people in the Atletico Madrid penalty area continuously, reminiscent of the chic when he crossed Argentina, slashed France, and bombarded Germany-
But his final choice was not to attack the goal directly, but to send the ball!
Mkhitaryan wasn't even ready for the ball, and then his volley went over the crossbar and off the line!
This choice can't help but make people question, after Lu Zhuhu came to the arsenal, was he also brought to the ball to soften?
With the end of the game and the celebration of Atletico Madrid, Arsenal also officially announced its withdrawal from the championship competition, and the season is officially "over"!
The league has fallen to Arsene Wenger's all-time low!
"Keep warm" the FA Cup – give up!
European qualification – no more!
Even if the head coach doesn't have a sister-in-law, he has to leave with his down jacket that can't be zipped!
The true meaning of the four! Big! All! Empty! Yes!
It has nothing to do with Arsene Wenger anymore, and the professor has already said that he will leave the club at the end of the season.
Lu Zhuhu, it seems, at the most inopportune time, got on a big ship that was about to sink.
A shot was also recorded during the game -
El Sean, a famous 90-year-old veteran Arsenal fan, once handed Lu Zhuhu a water bottle in the 80th minute - those who are familiar with Lu Zhuhu know that when the Chinese player is playing to the scorching heat, as long as a bottle of ice water is poured over his head, it often seems to be like an empowerment, and he has a good performance at the last moment.
Since coming to the arsenal, Lu Zhuhu has become the darling of the fans of the century - this fan, who has lived through the Chapman era, the Allison and Drake era, and the Lee Hui Tang era...... The era of Bergkamp, the era of Henry, the era of Fabio, Na Zhili, Fan Ambition, and Song Gongming finally ushered in ...... The Age of Total Collapse......
This does not affect the old gentleman's appreciation and favor for Lu Zhuhu, and even makes people feel that there is no reason.
It is not uncommon to see the old and the young interacting between games at the Emirates Stadium, with Shaun Sr. delivering water, watering the tigers, scoring goals, and winning games.
But this time, Lu Zhuhu rejected Old Sean's ice water.
It seems that he foresaw in advance that the game would not be able to turn the tables around, and gave up early.
There is also a view that Lu Zhuhu's "personal show" that "seems deliberate" is actually a kind of hype. I'm afraid that by this time he had realized that this kind of "performance art" was useless.
Arsene Wenger's arsenal in his last years was full of chaos. Being smothered by Atletico in an extremely tepid manner is just the tip of the iceberg.
Fortunately, in the last few games, the players "worked together" and "farewelled" the professor with a winning streak, and the fans also gave Wengela banners to cheer for him.
Lu Zhuhu finally scored in the final unrelated ranking game, retaining his record of scoring doubles in consecutive seasons.
But these are just illusions before parting after all.
If the results of competitive sports are not good, it is understandable, and it is a big deal to come back next season.
Lu Zhuhu's real problem is also the many problems and stains off the field, which have damaged his good and healthy image since his debut, which has aroused the disgust of many people in China.
To avoid overcomplication, a few simple points are:
1. Too greedy for money
In 2016, in addition to Arsenal, Bayern Munich and Juventus have been in contact with the players, these two giant clubs are far better than Arsenal for another three years in terms of the current situation, but because Arsenal gave Lu Zhuhu 40% more salary than Bayern, and a lot more than Juventus, Lu Zhuhu finally chose the last among results, trophies, honors and real money.
After experiencing the failure of the first season, and Bayern and Juventus both won the championship, the reporter reminded the old story, Lu Zhuhu has no regrets, but has a heartfelt words:
"Bayern is Bayern, Juventus is Juve, and they, like Arsenal, didn't win the Premier League." (Reporter: ??? )
"In addition, I am the vice captain of the national team, and I am the best football player in China, which determines that my salary level must not be lower than that of my teammates who play in China. My salary should be worthy of my performance, I am stronger, I get the most. ”
This remark is a stark look at money and is jaw-dropping. At the same time, it also aroused the anger of Chinese Super League fans, who believed that they had a sense of superiority in playing in the European League, and did not take domestic players into account at all, and ignored the efforts and hard work of domestic players.
Major variety shows, as long as Lu Zhuhu has free time, even if it is a day or two of rest on the international break, rest assured, there must be him, you even wonder if his appearance fee is lower than that of a trainee, what extreme brother, run to challenge, happy and upward, every day base camp, he is the one who changes to any station, and he is more annoying than Da Zhang Wei. There has been some convergence recently, but there are reasons, which will be discussed below.
In addition, since becoming famous in 14 years, Lu Zhuhu has almost no selectivity to take a large number of endorsements, almost walking on the advertising set after the competition, and the endorsement products range from automobiles, home furnishings, mobile phones, live broadcast platforms, to clothing, sports equipment, food, medicine, almost everything you can imagine, there is no other Lu Zhuhu has not endorsed.
It is even rumored that a treasure island manufacturer invited him and Wang Xicheng to endorse an aunt's towel advertisement, which has no lower limit and no discipline, which really refreshes people's three views.
2. Big mouth
I don't know when it began, Lu Zhuhu has more and more tendency to develop in the direction of "public knowledge", no matter what he understands, he doesn't understand, what has to do with him, and what doesn't matter, he likes to express his humble opinion in front of the media. Some of the words are particularly inexplicable.
For example, participating in a variety show, talking about European giants, Lu Zhuhu said frankly that Arsenal cannot be said to be a top team without the Champions League-
Big brother, can you see where you play now?
Because there is no giant background, it is reasonable to lose to a team like Bayern Barcelona -
There is really this thing, don't play the game, it's better to come up than the bottom! OK, Real Madrid won, wash and sleep......
was sprayed by domestic Arsenal fans, which is expected.
What's even worse is that after the arrival of Lu Zhuhu, the results of the arsenal are worse day by day, and Arsenal fans think that it is not Lu Zhuhu, an Asian, who destroyed the pure blood source of the Gunners, just like the South Korean Park Joo-yong back then, who is incompatible with the team, so they hate him even more.
Just like the fans who disliked Yao Ming too softly on the Rockets back then - although in the end they will miss him immensely.
Lu Zhuhu is still very out of place, Wenger's departure this season is the general trend, but when the professor has not yet decided, Lu Zhuhu kept telling the media that the professor can't go, only he can save the gunners, I came for his old man-
What a loss of mind!
It is useless to curry favor with a manager who is destined to leave!
This gives fans who are hoping for Arsene Wenger's dismissal and thus Arsenal's resurrection of the dead to hate him again.
Then there was the "Shuanglumen" incident.
The reason is that Lu Feng, a popular student who did not want to be named, half-jokingly said that if he didn't make his debut, he would choose to play football, and he might have played in the European League now-
This attracted the attention of Lu Zhuhu, a "professional", so he pointed out on Weibo what the "brothers of the family" decided, he couldn't play professional football, and the Chinese Super League was okay, not to mention the European League.
This time, Lu Zhuhu is quite reasonable, and the analysis is also in place, but the problem is that he chooses to refute it directly and does not show mercy, which is too stupid.
Soon his comment area was attacked by fans of his brothers, "Lu Zhuhu is extremely shameless, he is embarrassed to say others if he can't play football well" "Fengfeng has worked so hard and made outstanding contributions to Chinese music, I want to ask you what you have done for this country?" "Both surnames are Lu, the difference is not too big! One like a god, one like a dog! "Stinky kicker, die!"
Under pressure, Lu had to turn off the comment function.
3. Two-faced, fine day
Since his debut, Lu Zhuhu has shown himself as a "patriotic youth", and has led the team to defeat South Korea and Japan at all ages many times, and can be called a high-quality idol and a red-hearted talent, so even if he has been in Japanese football for many years and has a deep friendship with many people in Japanese politics, economics, culture, and sports, everyone doesn't care much.
But in the past two years, Lu Zhuhu has chosen to go to Tokyo more and more often in the offseason, rather than going back to China - if not to participate in some bullshit variety shows. Lu Zhuhu is still active in the Japanese cultural and sports circles like when he was studying in Japan, and has expressed his "appreciation for Japan" in many public interviews——
Appreciate your brother-in-law!
I'm afraid that Lu Zhuhu has forgotten who killed the unjust soul of Jinling!
And Lu Zhuhu's attitude of playing for the country is also worth thinking about - there are only ten games in the top 12 of the World Preliminary Championships, and Lu Zhuhu missed 6 games "due to injury", and even South Korea did not participate in the key two games - people are very suspicious, with Lu Zhuhu's physical condition, that kind of injury, does that kind of injury make him unplayable?
Not to mention the famous national football team, he himself would not have been in the firing line with minor injuries before.
What's more, when you participate in variety shows, you often tear five famous brands at a time, why don't you have any?
If you are absent, you will be absent, the supreme glory of defeating South Korea in the World Preliminaries, you kid will not have a share......
Over time, fans naturally suspect that Lu Zhuhu has two masters, and he doesn't contribute to work, and even some extreme patriotic fans have asked the national football team to completely ban this person and never recruit him-
This is definitely impossible, the Football Association is still pointing to this kid to make results, and it is easy for you to put your upper lip on your lower lip......
The most ridiculous thing is that Lu Zhuhu doesn't seem to feel that he has a big problem at all, and after Weibo closed the comments, he "switched" to Facebook, and expressed his views on domestic two-dimensional teenagers, in short:
I worked hard to practice Japanese because of the needs of work and study, and these young people in China are inevitably a little too good at Japanese, and they are also very familiar with Japanese history and allusions, but on the contrary, they don't know anything about the humanities of "our country".
Other experts spoke, everyone is "worth pondering" and "forwarding to save the child", he Lu Zhuhu said this, it is a bit of a thief shouting to catch a thief. The two-dimensional youth expeditionary army directly dispatched and jumped over the wall to capture Lu Zhuhu's Facebook, so that Lu Zhuhu, a Japanese element hiding in Japan, had to close the Facebook comments......
There are many people who are popular, and Lu someone's black information is too worth digging, all of the above, if you can say that other celebrities have more or less of them, and there are even more Shi Lezhi than Lu Zhuhu, but the last question is too tolerant.
He has two girlfriends.
One in middle school, one in college.
One in my youth, one in my youth.
One at home, one living in the United States—
Hey, no, this count, there are clearly six girlfriends!
Well, even if it's six, it's actually nothing, not to mention being at the same level as Lu Zhuhu, it's not as good as his sports star, and there are fewer two confidantes? You look at the basketball one, and the Badminton one.
As the protagonist of the network, it is to sit on the eight beauties, or the twelve hairpins of Jinling are also common routines, what's the big deal! (Lu Zhuhu also has a Japanese married housewife fan group, find out.) )
The question is, do you still remember the "World Cup couple" back then? How did you show affection with Ning Shuang Xiaomushroom Liang everywhere, playing the "kiss" in the game where Bosnia and Herzegovina qualified, the "exchanging jerseys" after winning the final, and the hat trick in exchange for the love object of "Samba Glory"......
Grass, all of them are Tianxiu!
What now? Are you embarrassed to brag that you only love Sister Xiaoshuang alone in your life?
The "infatuated" character that I made up by myself, now I have collapsed, I don't slap my face, my face hurts!
Don't you want to think about it, Miss Ning is smart and wise, gentle and generous, she is simply a perfect classic beauty, she can manage your accounts in the kitchen and plan your career-
And in order to go to Japan to take care of you, other girls have stomach perforations due to irregular diets! (Actually, there are rumors on the bosom friend)
Of course, there are also those who stand on the side of another heroine, Mo Xi'er.
The eldest lady of the 100 billion group, her unparalleled beauty, and most importantly, she is Lu Zhuhu's first love!
The two of them just haven't been together for various reasons, from this aspect, Miss Ning, who you support, is the third party who intervenes and destroys other people's feelings, first come, first come, first eat, even dogs understand, you don't understand!
Although both sides seem to have a little bit of truth, but the place where they can reach an agreement is that Lu Zhuhu is undoubtedly a scumbag, and he is hypocritical to the extreme, this kind of person is embarrassed to circle money all day long, and his own ball is not good to play, who do you scold if you don't scold?
I'm afraid that Lu Zhuhu himself is also weak-hearted, the reason why he has been hiding in Japan for a long time is that he can't handle the chaotic relationship between men and women, so he neither goes to China to accompany Xiaoshuang's sister, nor is he embarrassed to go to the United States to find Xi'er's sister.
Then go with those housewife fans who like you......
The three of them became tigers, and they misled the public with false rumors.
Regardless of whether all of the above is true or not, in short, it is a fact that Lu has a bad reputation in China now.
It is a good interpretation of how to go from an idol of hundreds of millions of people to a scumbag who is spurned by everyone.
However, with the arrival of June, the opportunity for the land to chase the tiger salted fish has arrived.
In three words, the quadrennial World Cup is here again! (How can I see more than three words.) )
In the top 12 plus intercontinental play-off stage, Lu Zhuhu only played 4 plus 2, that is, 6 world preliminaries, but scored 7 goals and 4 assists in 6 games, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he single-handedly saved the national team from the death line. (However, the defending champion who was eliminated in the qualifiers was really shabby.) )
In the end, the Chinese team qualified for the 2018 World Cup finals in Russia with the fifth place in Asia, and was placed in Group C during the draw, with France, Peru and Denmark in the same group.
The first match was on Saturday, June 16 at 18:00 and went to Kazan to challenge the French team.
In an interview, Lu Zhuhu did not change his recent big-mouthed personality, saying: "This will be the third consecutive 'chicken' for the Chinese team." "It refers to the 10 years when Deng Zhuoxiang fell leaves and killed France, and in 14 years, Lu Zhuhu slaughtered the Gallic rooster with his own scimitar, and this year, hehe.
Good luck.
If Brother Da Long heard his words, he would definitely scold: This time is different from the past, this French team is a hot super favorite, there is no clever and lively me on the spot, what kind of climate can you become with this kid!
What's more, the most important thing!
This year's French team!
No Benzema!
Not a single one of them is behind the pot!
Let's win a yarn! Win!
In short, Lu Zhuhu's cowhide has been blown out, and in 2018, what will the weakest national football team in history led by him start?
Let's wait and see.
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