Naturally, he was stealing beams and changing pillars, he was holding a fat cat with eyes and appearance like Garfield in one hand, and pointed at me tremblingly with the other, as if he wanted to see the hell, well, the fat man with the fat cat, it was really a perfect match~

"Fatty, it turns out that you are fatter in reality than in the game~ Looking at the fat, tsk...... "In the game, they are one of the few people who have seen my appearance before I changed my face, so it is not surprising that they can recognize me at first sight, but ...... I didn't plan to say hello to them, because I didn't know what to say when I saw that I was dying, she wasn't the kind of person who needed comfort, and I didn't happen to be the one who was good at comforting, and if I said the wrong thing, it would probably crack the friendship we've built up for so long.

However, I can't hide from the things that should be encountered, and with the big mouth of stealing beams and changing pillars, it is not easy for me to escape, so after a while, I was surrounded by several thieves. Under the gaze of a dozen round eyes, I almost thought that I was a national treasure that ran out of the zoo, or a Martian who accidentally fell on Earth, or as for it, I see it every day in the game......

After watching it for a long time, he nodded, "I haven't seen the spider for a long time, I thought I would never see it again in this life, it's inconvenient to talk here, let's go back to the house!" He stopped me without saying anything.

The four thieves live in a townhouse next to this road, and it is said that this house was bought by four people, which makes me extremely wondering, even if it is a brother, they will not buy a house, what is going on with them?! However, this question involves personal privacy, and I didn't ask it, but my worried eyes always involuntarily floated the fragrance of lifeless legs.

"Spider, say whatever you want, when did our head become so reserved?!" I couldn't help but be watched by me, and laughed and teased me.

"Hehe...... "I scratched my head embarrassedly." Xiaoyi, how did you get into a car accident? "It is said that there are about 90,000 car accident deaths in China every year, and the number of injured people is even more numerous, and many of them seem to have lost their lives. Because of nerve necrosis, which caused lifelong paralysis, I naturally thought about it.

Who knew that he said with a smile, "Spider, I thought your imagination was very rich, it turned out to be this level, Xiao is not because of a car accident, but because he was seriously wounded and did not receive timely treatment." Alas, it's all to blame for not taking good care of her at the time, which is why she ...... now," said Stealing the day, his face was a little gloomy.

"Gunshot wound?!" I had a string of question marks flashing above my head. A drop of cold sweat dripped from his face, "These guys, shouldn't they be the legendary underworld......"

"It's not a big deal, we used to be mercenaries, and we hung our lives on our belts every day, so I was lucky that I didn't lose my name in a foreign country, and now it seems." It's still the best in peacetime. ”

I'm dizzy, mercenaries abroad!? I can't think of another ten heads. It turned out that the four of them were actually mercenaries who had been born and died together. No wonder everyone is so sophisticated in being thieves, no wonder daggers are so proficient, no wonder they shoot crossbow arrows with such high accuracy, no wonder they don't know how to play cards...... No wonder they all settled for their lives, so that all their strange things had a reasonable explanation.

"And now?" I asked curiously, they were online every day. There must be no job, so how do these guys who can only fight live a living, they are actually better than me, and they all live in villas!

"When you make enough money, you will naturally retire, after all, it is more important than money, and now we can make money by playing games." I sweated wildly as I listened to the words of the changing day. I don't know what money the Tempest Brigade makes?! Every month, in addition to the phone bill, everyone gets a few thousand RMB, and they have to raise such a big house. It's really nervous to take care of Xiao Huan, it seems that I have to plan well in the future, so that our Storm Brigade can make more money......

"At the beginning, we also did some work such as reports, when the flood came out, we started to play games with her in order to make Xiao still happy, who knew that this game was so fun, and it could also make money, so we quit all our work later, and concentrated on playing games with Xiao." The always silent thief dragon and phoenix also spoke.

I looked at Xiao Huan, I understood that Hong Huang was very real, she couldn't walk in reality, but she could run and jump in the game, and she could also remember the days of fighting together with a few other people, and the other three were all with her for her happiness, with such a good brother, although Xiao You couldn't walk, she was also very happy.

"Alas, if the Shadows and the Thieves are there, we'll be in the Storm Brigade!" I looked at a group of people and couldn't help YY, "The shadow will come to Xinhai City in a while, the house he bought is not far from here, and we will also hold a wedding in Xinhai City when we get married, Gaga, if the thief also comes, how interesting it will be!" ”

"Hehe~" The thief smiled at the thief, "Spider...... Didn't we tell you? The thief goes to school in this city, and he often comes to us to eat and drink...... You know, your second brother's cooking skills are not bragged......"

Shrimp?! As soon as I heard this, my eyes lit up, and I stared at stealing the dragon and the phoenix, it turns out that this guy is not only good at cooking in the game, but also a good hand in reality, ***, if you don't rub a meal today, you feel sorry for yourself...... Thinking about it, I touched my saliva fiercely, sat down at the dinner table, and looked at everyone innocently, "I seem to have heard you say it's time to eat just now, and I happen to be hungry, so you won't mind if I eat something...... If you only make a four-person serving, give me half of the fat man's score, and he should lose weight! ”

"Spider ......" stole the beam and changed the pillar with a sad face, "I thought you would be a little more ladylike in reality, who knows you...... It's still the same shamelessness...... My dinner~55。。。。。。 ”

Satisfied, I returned to the apartment where I lived, smiled and said hello to the security guard, I took the elevator upstairs, I didn't expect that the calm life was only half a day before the waves again, when I walked to our mouth, I saw a girl dressed fashionably like a model standing in front of my door with an angry face, I wondered. This man has gone to the wrong door......

Thinking about it, I coughed lightly: "This young lady, you are blocking my door, please give way!" ”

As I spoke, I took out the key and prepared to open the door, but I didn't expect the girl to be even more angry when she heard my words, and directly raised her hand and pointed at my nose. I was far away with a flash of conditioned reflex, *** I didn't expect this inexplicable woman to come like this, if it weren't for my wit, bravery, intelligence and flexibility, I was poked by her finger, and suddenly I was also nameless, ***, if I had chopped you up in the game and fed Bai Ze, but this is in reality, China is a legal society. I am not allowed to do this, I have always been a model law-abiding citizen, so ...... I put up with it!

The girl pointed at me and a shrill voice rang out: "This house is yours?!" ”

I rolled my eyes, thinking that I had met an idiot today, so I shook the key in my hand, "It's not mine, is it yours?!" There's something wrong with you, you're stuck in front of people's homes, get out of the way quickly. Otherwise, I'll call the security guard! "There's nothing to say to this kind of person, just drive them away.

"Humph!" The girl said in a heavy nasal voice: "This house obviously belongs to my fiancé Lan Kaiyi." You woman is really shameless, she actually seduced my fiancé and deceived his house, looking at your appearance, looking at your dozens of clothes, I don't feel ashamed, and you dare to live in such a high-end apartment. I tell you, you get out of here immediately, don't let me see you again, or I won't let you go! ”

I plucked out my ears and said calmly, "Finished?" ”

The girl obviously didn't expect me to react like this, and nodded indifferently when she heard my question, and then suddenly realized why she was nodding, and immediately became angry again, spreading her paws with long nails and pounced on me. , you scolded me like this, I didn't care about you, who knew that you didn't know what to do, and took the initiative to attack me, then don't blame me!

Turning to one side, grabbing her outstretched arm, following her momentum, an over-the-shoulder fall and threw her out hard, living with the violent woman of the little comb for so long, I still know one or two little tricks, although not very proficient, but it is still trivial to deal with people like him. I could have cleaned her up, but who told me to have a good heart, instead of throwing her to the top of the stairs where she would fall to death, I threw her down on the trash can in the hallway, and there was a cushion that would always alleviate some injuries, wouldn't it...... Of course, I don't blame me for being buried with a lot of garbage, who told her to carry it, just in time for the cleaner to get off work, and the trash can was not emptied...... Rattle~

I didn't look at her as if I was fine, opened the door and went in, slammed the door shut, started to change into pajamas and put in the bath water, and turned on the TV to watch the gossip show by the way. A moment later, I heard the sound of a ghost screaming outside the door, and then the thud of my door.

I didn't pay attention to it, and still did my thing, knowing that the neighbors were all arguing and talking in the corridor, so I slowly picked up the phone and dialed the security room: "Security guard, I'm 9015 here, there is a female madwoman who is crazy outside my door, please contact the mental hospital, please take him away before that, pay attention to his extreme danger and violent tendencies......