Late at night on August 26, 2005.

The sky by the sea is clear, and the moon is not very bright, but it also makes the stars shine brighter.

The starlight sprinkled in the living room with the skylight opened, and the four players who won the regular season MVP all watched their "performances" on the TV news in silence.

Liu Mang secretly opened the T-shirt and looked at his chest, the hair was gone, and then continued to pretend that he didn't know anything when he was too drunk.

Duncan looked at the picture on TV of himself wearing no clothes and wearing a bass inside, feeling so handsome, and continued to be in a daze.

What did I do?

Iverson watched as he had a cigar in his mouth, and a bunny girl next to him was writhing with a drink, and he was still shaking his head and beating the drum.

Nash watched himself follow Liu Mang with his upper body naked, Liu Mang sang a song that he didn't understand, and he shouted out the last two or three words of the lyrics of the song that Liu Mang sang that he couldn't understand.

Iverson and Nash seemed to have jumped from the second floor and jumped into the pool to be sober.

What did I do?

……

The time goes back to this afternoon.

NBA superstar Ace Liu's birthday party, Liu Mang has already booked a large villa in Venice Beach, Los Angeles, which is a combination of four villas, with a large courtyard, one villa is used for dining and entertainment, and the other three are guest rooms, each villa has six to nine rooms, enough to entertain those invited guests.

This is Liu Mang's birthday party after getting the second defense, under the "coercion" of his teammates, he was forced to agree, and now, in addition to celebrating his 23rd birthday, Liu Mang just used it to celebrate the happy event that only he knows that his ability evaluation has improved to a superstar.

There are not many people invited to Liu Mang's birthday party, mainly some acquaintances, and now there are acquaintances who are free.

Kobe Bryant, James and his wife, Duncan, Carter, Iverson and his wife were all invited to participate, Yao Ming and Wang Zhizhi, who had just finished the Asian Games, also rushed back to Los Angeles with their girlfriends or wives to participate in Liu Mang's birthday party after receiving the commendation from their superiors in the imperial capital.

The Eagles players are here, and so is Stockton on the coaching staff.

Malone didn't come, he didn't want to see some player wearing the number 8 shirt.

Old teammates such as Raheem, Ratliff, and Barnes also came.

Liu Mang is the same company's Bulls and Jordan team, and the Nuggets' JR Smith...... and others came.

Billups said that he had something to do, and it has only been more than three months, and Billups really can't forget the tragic experience of being swept away for three consecutive years.

Anthony, Milicic, Bosh and other three leaders of the 03 generation also came.

Wade was originally invited, Wade had to be invited, in addition to being old friends, and also from the same company, but Wade was being trained by Pat Riley's devil, so he didn't have time to come.

O'Neill originally wanted to come and fight Yao Ming and the little blacksmith, but he was also training as a devil.

Chris Paul, who had just been signed, was also invited, but Paul was playing in the Pan American Basketball Championships, and the U.S. first team Paul couldn't get in right now, but this qualifying tournament was invited.

In addition to these stars, Kwame Brown also paid some nightclub girls to pour drinks for the single stars, which Kwame Brown promised after being named to the All-Star team.

As for someone who wants to pack a nightclub girl to take away at night, it is Maddie, the second brother of the team who is rarely willing to spend money, is in charge.

The atmosphere of the Eagles is very good, and everyone came to celebrate Liu Mang's birthday together.

Before 12 noon, Steve Nash rushed from Minneapolis, where the Pan American Basketball Championship was being held, to Los Angeles to attend Liu Mang's birthday party.

and Levia and teammates and others to welcome the arrival of superstars and future superstars, of course, Liu Mang's parents also came, but the language barrier, after receiving the gift, he chatted with Alexia next to him, and Alexia introduced the person.

Little Lori played with the children, saying that they were children, the children of Rashid Wallace and Stockton were all teenagers, and the children of Kobe Bryant and James and Maddie were still too young.

The people who should have come are almost the same, and there is only one left, which is Nash, and Liu Mang has been anxiously waiting for Nash's arrival.

Since it is a self-service and a la carte party, the chef is invited from the hotel, so people can start when they come, and lunch has already begun.

Relatively speaking, Americans are more likely to take care of themselves, and after greeting Liu Mang and Liu Mang's family, and after giving gifts, they began to drink, eat, and chat with people they are familiar with.

Liu Mang waited until Nash came, and Liu Mang hurriedly greeted him.

"Haha, Steve, you're finally here, by the way, what about your wife and two daughters?" Liu Mang greeted him and hugged Nash.

"Ace, it's too late for you to inform me, my wife and daughter are in Phoenix, and my daughter is only a few months old, so she can't follow me to that hellish place in Minnesota to play." Nash grumbled with a smile.

"I heard that you are playing in the national team game, I don't know when you are free, no, I just heard that you were eliminated again, so I asked you to come and have a drink together." Liu Mang hooked Nash's shoulder, walked to the dining table where the wine was placed, took a leadless crystal whiskey glass with wine, handed it to Nash, picked up a glass himself, and inside was a quarter of a glass of whiskey that the waiter had already poured, touched the glass with Nash, and drank it first.

Seeing that Liu Mang had drunk, Nash didn't feel anything, and toasted.

After a toast, Nash said dissatisfiedly, "What do you mean to be eliminated again?" ”

"Isn't that again? We were eliminated by Duncan in the playoffs, and we were eliminated by Brazil in the US Championships, come, have a drink, we were also killed by Argentina last year, I don't know what will happen to the World Championships next year, the national team is really troublesome......" Liu Mang forcibly found a topic and poured another quarter of a glass of whiskey to Nash.

Liu Mang's words really poked the pain in Nash's heart, Nash took another sip, poured a quarter of a glass of whiskey into his stomach, and then sighed: "Hey, Ace, you still have BIG-YAO and BIG-BY as teammates, I'm miserable, I'm just an NBA player in the whole of Canada, and I can't beat teams like Brazil and Argentina at all." ”

Liu Mang was deeply touched by this, he remembered that in the original time and space, when the Canadian team developed in the future, what people felt most about Nash was that Nash met Duncan at the peak of his career, and the national team career, when Nash was still playing, the Canadian team was miserable, Nash retired, and a bunch of NBA stars suddenly appeared in Canada, but at that time Nash had already retired, and his bad luck had reached this level, and he was also a blood mold.

"Haha, it's okay, the national team doesn't care, if you can win, you can do your best, you can't help it if you lose, there is still more than a month to start the new season, we will compete again in the new season, I think next year it will be our two MVPs who will compete for MVP, our two MVPs have a good drink!" Liu Mang made a heroic appearance.

Kobe Bryant, who was about to come up to greet his old rival Nash in the same class, heard Liu Mang's words, and immediately turned around and left, looking for Yao Ming for comfort.

It's so damning!

But when two people heard this, they immediately came up.

"MVPs drinking together? How can I be missing? Iverson walked over with a glass of vodka.

The MVP of the regular season is the greatest achievement of Iverson's career so far, and he will never let go of it.

Duncan didn't speak, he walked over with a bottle of his favorite red wine and a red wine glass, looked at the three of them, it was either a classical glass or a whiskey glass, thought about it, changed to a classical glass, poured half a glass of red wine, and came up.

"Haha, okay, let's have a drink together with a few MVPs, now we are all brothers, and the new season is the enemy, now have a good drink!" Nash...... Maybe it's because the national team was just eliminated yesterday and was a little depressed, and after two glasses of wine, it was a little upset.

"Cheers, MVPs!" Nash and Iverson roared together, and Duncan didn't speak, following with a toast.

Liu Mang was a little surprised, but he also raised his glass.

The MVP of the 21st century so far except for O'Neal who was trained by Pat Riley and couldn't come, the other four are all gathered!

But......

Liu Mang just wants to get Nash drunk......

There are two more, how to play?

But...... This is my birthday party, I can't separate these two people, it's too rude.

In addition to eating and sleeping and abusing blacksmiths, Liu Mang still respects these stars who can be called predecessors.

The four MVPs shouted out to drink together, and the young stars of Liu Mang's contemporaries didn't come to bother, Rahim, Kobe, Ratliff and others had enough status, but they didn't go to join in the fun, everyone rarely got together, and some things were to talk about, so they didn't go to join the MVPs' fun.

Liu Mang saw the three MVPs who were getting happier and happier the more they drank, including the taciturn Duncan, who began to laugh and chat while drinking, and he really couldn't drive away.

Liu Mang silently injected a primary injury potion, relieved the drunken state that was judged by the system to be "brain psychiatric and kidney physical damage injuries", and continued to drink!

"You sent it to the door yourself, don't blame me, master......"

Liu Mang first cleared up the relationship in his heart, and then also said: "Steve, Tim, I think next season's MVP is probably one of the three of us, Allen, your team is too bad, do you want to consider joining forces with Tim?" ”

Hearing this, Duncan nodded frantically.

Iverson cut off: "I can do it myself, I don't need anyone else, do the Spurs have so much money to sign me?" ”

With that, Duncan took another sip of wine depressedly......

The four MVPs drank some side dishes for a while, and saw that the three MVPs had drunk a lot, Iverson and Nash, the two 96 generations, had begun to talk nonsense, and Duncan was talking more and more, Liu Mang felt that the time had come.

"Let's sing a Chinese song together with a few MVPs, I'll sing it, and you can help me accompani?" Liu Mang asked tentatively.

"Good...... Whoa...... "Iverson immediately chimed in, "I haven't heard a few Chinese songs, Chinese it's so funny, Ace, look, my tattoos!" ”

Iverson showed off the word "loyalty" tattooed around his neck.

"Okay, let's sing!" Nash chimed in.

Duncan was also full of anticipation, the smile on his face was still warm and innocent, Liu Mang was really worried that the other two people would wake up from drinking, but fortunately, he drank enough.

"Tim, I heard you can play guitar?" Liu Mang asked.

"Of course, I'm the No. 1 bassist in the NBA!" Duncan drank too much and became quite arrogant, he dared to say this.

"Aaron, what instrument do you know?" Liu Mang asked.

"I played the drum kit in college! I think in Washington, D.C., my fans could fill the entire stadium! Iverson also started talking nonsense.

"Where's Steve?" Liu Mang asked.

"Me? I know how to soccer! ”

“……”

"Ahem, it's okay, Steve, you come with me, give me a harmony!"

"Good!" Nash forcibly agreed.

"It's so hot in Los Angeles! I'm sweating and getting my T-shirt wet, so let's take off my shirt and show off the heroism of men! Liu Mang said that he looked drunk and took off his T-shirt, revealing his upper body.

The other three also felt panicked, in the afternoon, it was hot in Los Angeles during the day, and they drank so much alcohol, so they took off their shirts......

Wait a minute...... Liu Mang saw Duncan take off his pants, revealing a pair of riotous beach pants......

it, it's half the battle! Liu Mang gestured to the waiter who had been waiting for a long time, and the waiter received Liu Mang's notice and immediately opened the stage that had been blocked by a curtain.

Someone had already been curious to see the stage, knowing that there would be a show this afternoon, and when they saw the curtain open, James, Jason Terry and others immediately began to heckle.

Seeing several topless MVPs walking on the stage together, the scene suddenly heated up.

After Liu Mang and the two musicians communicated the required rhythm, he picked up the microphone: "Thank you very much for coming to my birthday party in your busy schedule, I am here to sing a song for everyone, sing a Chinese song I wrote, maybe you can't understand it, but this is to express my gratitude!" ”

After Liu Mang said this, Jason Terry immediately took Ying He away, and the others followed Ying He, which was quite face-saving.

Liu Mang gestured to Duncan and Iverson, and Duncan played the bass first.

Not to mention, Duncan's bass is okay! It's good in the amateur!

Looking at Duncan's intoxicated guitar world, Iverson also began to beat the drum kit to the rhythm of Duncan's playing.

Iverson first followed Liu Mang's instructions, and kept knocking on the cymbal with the rhythm given, and the sharp but not harsh sound was quite refreshing.

"Oh......" The crowd shouted again.

Especially which nightclub girls, who took Liu Mang's money, followed Jason Terry quite cheering to drive the atmosphere, and the two musicians were more motivated.

Liu Mang lowered his voice and began to sing the future Internet Divine Comedy: "I'm drunk and drunk ...... alone"

Although I can't understand it, the sense of rhythm is really catchy and ...... There was also a bit of a rock 'n' roll feel, and the field was hot all of a sudden.

Merely...... Every time Liu Mang finished singing, a person followed and yelled the last three words in a completely incomprehensible Chinese: "A dog is drunk ......" and "Zeng Shang is on the ......"

And this scene, I don't know which star's family leaked the video, there must be a record or something, and then this video was broadcast by major TV stations......

……

Over there at NBA headquarters.

David Stern watched the video of Liu Mang shouting microphone with Nash, Duncan, and Iverson, and felt a little unaware of the world: Who am I? Where am I from? Where am I going?

The MVP of the regular season since the new century, is this virtue?

The string in David Stern's head snapped, and he laughed at his secret technique and said, "Haha, what about O'Neill?" Why didn't that dead fat man go sing and dance together? How good, 5 MVPs are playing happily together, how fun......"

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