As the saying goes: a cigarette at the corner of a dog's mouth, a chicken is angry with the gods.

With this thought, Lu Nian squatted down on the side of the road and smiled at the sledgehammer with a malicious expression.

Sledgehammer looked at his master's appearance, lowered his head, and whimpered, wondering if he had done something wrong.

"Don't be afraid, I see that you have a gadget, you are clearly a man, since you are a man, you should have a man's demeanor, come to a cigarette." Lu Nian touched the head of the sledgehammer with a pampered face.

"Uhhhhh

And at this time, a high-end sedan of unknown brand stopped on the right side less than five meters away from Lu Nian.

A slender leg in pink canvas shoes stepped out of the room, and cute pink cartoon socks appeared at the corners.

"Brother! Hurry up! The girl got out of the car and complained to her brother who was still sleeping in the car, and was a little angry.

This girl was eighteen or nineteen years old, with a round goose egg face, black eyes, red cheeks, and a youthful and lively atmosphere all around her body.

But there was no response from the car.

The girl put her hands on her hips, slammed at the car, and stepped on it.

"Brother! Wake up! The academy has arrived! ”

"Miss, you can lighten up." The old butler sat in the driver's seat, poked his head out, and said worriedly.

"Uncle Xin! Look at my brother, what does it look like? I'm going to be in a hurry to report it! "The girl is crazy.

"Then think of a good idea!" The old butler sighed, returned to the car, and said softly to the back seat: "Young master, look! There's a beautiful woman over there in the panties of the month! ”

One bang.

The sleeping boy sat up suddenly, quickly rolled down the window, and ignored the transparent hara that flowed from the corners of his mouth: "Where? Where? Where? ”

At a glance, I saw a group of students carrying various musical instruments passing by.

"Holy! Uncle Xin, are you shaking me? Brute, right? "The teenager felt greatly deceived.

The old housekeeper smiled with deep experience: "Young master, the place has arrived, this is the place where you will live in the future, and the capital enjoys a prestigious Yanjing Conservatory of Music." ”

The young man slapped the leather seat suddenly: "I understand the truth!" But what about the beauties of the moon-to-panties? What about beauties? What about beauties? ”

"Of course it's a lie to you, young master, you're still young, don't let Miss wait in a hurry, let's go in together, I have to go back." The old butler smiled and triumphant.

The young man looked dead and groaned like exhaustion: "I knew earlier... Didn't stay up late last night... I feel like I'm going to die right now..."

"Brother!" The girl stepped on the ground, opened the car door, and reached in to pull.

"Don't make a fuss about Weiyang, let Brother Wei brew it well... What to do? I can't get up without panties. ”

"Yikes! You damn pervert! ”

"Dead pervert? Who are you talking about? Old housekeeper? The old butler is indeed a dead pervert! The boy nodded.

"Brother! I beg you, don't put your disgusting fetishes on the lips. The girl looked at her brother with begging innocent eyes, and said pitifully: "If you are like this, don't say that you are my brother, with a brother like you, how can I make friends?" ”

"You say brother, I'm a dead pervert? Wow, I don't have a damn sister like you to dare to slander me, fuck off. ”

"I'm right." The girl pursed her lips and rolled her eyes.

"You dead nymphomaniac!"

"Cut, what's wrong with liking handsome guys? Shouldn't it? The girl snorted and turned her head dissatisfied.

The boy scratched his head, exhaled, got out of the car, and began to salute.

"Hey, stinky girl, take your salute yourself, do you still expect me to help you?" The boy looked at the piles of items in the trunk and felt dizzy.

But there was no response for a while.

The boy was not tasteful and said, "Call you!" Do you hear that? ”

Through the corner, I saw my sluggish sister who seemed to have discovered a new continent.

"Why? What to see? The boy walked over and came to his sister, and found a ruddy face and rippling eyes, and shook his hand in front of her.

But it still can't change the status quo.

It's a bit of a bad thing!

"Brother... There are handsome guys! The girl grabbed the young man's hand and said excitedly.

Hiss--!

The strength of his hand made the boy instantly gasp and break out in a cold sweat.

"Fuck you? Fuck you? Let go! Let go! It hurts! It hurts me! Are you insane? ”

"Handsome guy! Handsome guy! Handsome guy! The girl was about to jump with excitement.

"Know! Know! Know! Let go first! Please! It's going to break! Do you want to put me in the hospital again? The boy was about to cry.

"Wow! That handsome guy is so handsome! Like a star! No! More handsome than a star! It's so loving, I'm actually taking care of a wild dog. "The girl's eyes are full of stars.

The boy snapped away the girl's hand, and this was a relief relief.

This hand strength can catch up with three strong men!

It's so tough!

If you go to the wrist wrenching competition, can you break your opponent's hand?

Following his sister's eyes, the young man was also curious to see what kind of handsome guy he could make his sister so excited.

It's okay not to look at it, but it's shocking when you see it!

Made, it's mentally retarded!

That boy lit a cigarette and stuffed it into the dog's mouth!

Nerves aren't normal, right?

What is this for? Teaching a dog to smoke?

Is there any such operation?

And before the dog could struggle, he really bit the filter of the cigarette.

Legend has it that there are many musical geniuses in Yanjing Academy, and sure enough! There are many neuropathies, too!

Besides, can this dog learn to smoke?

If only dogs could smoke, sows could go to heaven!

"Our dad said, don't let you play with a fool, look at that person, it's obvious that he's a fool." The boy pulled the girl and was about to go back.

But you can't pull it!

Use your strength to breastfeed! Dula! No! Move!

"Handsome guy~" The girl said poisonedly, her eyes completely left on Lu Nian's body.

"Holy, nymphoac."

"Brother, can you help me go and ask him for a group letter?"

"No, no."

"Please!"

"Oh, are you bothered? Don't you look at what that person is doing? He teaches the dog to smoke again! Haven't you seen it yet? Teach a dog to smoke! Do you know what this concept is? A fool! You say that the dog is tossed like this, can it be happy? If nothing else, just this move means that he must be mentally retarded. The young man pointed to Lu Nian and said bitterly to his sister.

"Can't dogs smoke?" The girl maintained.

"Not that question! Can a dog learn to smoke? ”

"What if?"

"Heh, if I will, I'll cut off your head!" The boy pointed to his head and let go of the harsh words.

But just finished speaking.

The sledgehammer spit out curling white smoke from his mouth, and at the same time, he circled Lu Nian excitedly.

Boy: "......"

What the hell...

Hallucinate it...

I didn't wake up or what's wrong?

Or is the illness not cured?

Right! It must be that the illness is not cured!