Chapter 0001: Perverted, Terrible Neighbor!

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"My Ma family is the authentic exorcist family, and your Mao family is the side door that deceives the world and steals fame!"

"Fart, my Mao family's inheritance of Grandmaster Ge of the Maoshan Sect is a Taoist family with strong roots, and your Ma family is the lower ninth rate who swaggers and cheats!"

"Mao Xiaofang, you deceive people too much, look at the fight!"

"Fight and fight, who is afraid of whom!"

Listening to the crackling sound of the fight outside the door, Ye Feng was already accustomed to it.

"How could I be so unlucky!"

Falling on the sofa and listening to the movement outside that soon quieted down, Ye Feng felt that he was the unluckiest person in the world, no, it should be a zombie.

Two days ago, Ye Feng inexplicably obtained a system and brought him here.

As soon as he got the system, Ye Feng was still very excited, and felt that his next life would definitely be colorful and domineering.

But what makes him desperate is that his neighbors are actually masters of catching ghosts and exorcisms, which makes him a zombie, how can he live?

Therefore, after two days, Ye Feng didn't dare to step out of this house.

Shaking his head, Ye Feng got up and walked towards the kitchen.

As a zombie who has been transformed by the system, Ye Feng is still a little different, he hates the sun, but he is not afraid, and he can eat like ordinary people.

Of course, he was also very eager to suck blood, and every time the moon was high and quiet, it was when Ye Feng was most painful, and the bloodthirsty feeling like an ant biting made him almost fall into a rampage several times.

"Ding Dong!"

Suddenly, the doorbell rang.

Ye Feng, who was walking towards the kitchen, stagnated, with a look of doubt on his face, and looked towards the door.

According to the memories given by the system, he seems to have no relatives and friends in this world.

With a hint of doubt, Ye Feng walked slowly towards the door, looking out through the cat's eyes.

"Wow, beauty!"

Outside the door, a girl who is at least 1.75 meters tall and stepping on high heels is blinking her big eyes.

The girl wore white stockings, which set off her slender jade legs to the fullest, and the miniskirt, as if she would be gone at any time, attracted the attention of the men. The white short sleeves on the top and the huge chest can be described as choppy. The melon seed face, the eyes are very big, and they are also very bright, like a crescent moon. Even if you don't smile, the small dimples on your cheeks are still noticeable, giving you a sense of intimacy.

"Looks like I don't know this girl?"

With a hint of doubt, Ye Feng cautiously opened the door.

Watching the closed door slowly open, the girl who was outside the door suddenly showed a bright smile, giving people a feeling like a spring breeze.

"Hello, my name is Ma Xiaoling, and I live next door to you!"

"Uh, hello!"

Ye Feng looked at the other party, and there was a hint of surprise in his eyes, Ma Xiaoling? Such a familiar name.

"Here's my business card!"

Ma Xiaoling smiled like a flower, took out a business card from her pocket and handed it to Ye Feng, and said with a smile: "I don't know what Mr. is called?" ”

"My name is Ye Feng!"

"Mr. Ye, if you need anything in the future, you can call me, as your new neighbor, I will give you a ninety-fifty discount!"

Taking the business card handed by Ma Xiaoling, Ye Feng looked down, and the strange color on his face became even stronger.

Authentic Cleaning Company?

"Mr. Ye, then I'll leave first!"

After saying that, Ma Xiaoling smiled slightly, like the wind, and walked upstairs.

"It can't be so evil, right?"

Staring at Ma Xiaoling's graceful back, Ye Feng's eyes were full of weirdness, "If I'm not mistaken, the one who lives on the left is called Ma Danna, and the one on the right is Mao Xiaofang...... Now another Ma Xiaoling has jumped out. Damn, isn't this a character from "I Have a Date with a Zombie"? ”

"But, it's unreasonable, in the TV series, they all live in Hong Kong. Moreover, Madonna has long since died. ”

Ye Feng walked into the room with a blank face, "This world seems to be much more complicated than I imagined!" ”

"Jingle bell!"

No sooner had the door closed than the doorbell rang again.

"Could it be Ma Xiaoling?" Listening to the ringing doorbell, Ye Feng was shocked, afraid that Ma Xiaoling would see the details of his zombie.

Cautiously walk to the door and look out through the cat's eye.

"Is he?"

Outside the door, a young man in a leather jacket and sunglasses, with a straight face and hands behind his back, waited for the door to open.

"Click!"

Seeing the door open, a stiff smile appeared on the young man's face, "Sir, hello, I live next door to you, my name is Guo Tianyou, this is my business card!" ”

God bless?

No way!

Staring at Guo Tianyou with a stiff smile on his face, Ye Feng was 100% sure that these people must have something to do with the TV series "I Have a Date with a Zombie".

"Could it be that the system took me into a TV series?"

With a hint of doubt, Ye Feng took the business card handed by Guo Tianyou with a strange expression.

Mao's cleaning company?

The Ma family and the Mao family both opened cleaning companies?

"Sir, if you need anything in the future, you can call me!"

"Oh oh oh!"

Ye Feng nodded with a wooden face.

"Then I'll take my leave!"

After that, Guo Tianyou, like Ma Xiaoling, walked upstairs.

"What the hell is going on?"

Ye Feng returned to the room with a confused face, looked at the two business cards in his hand, and called out in his heart, "System, is this the world of "I Have a Date with a Zombie"?" ”

"The host level is insufficient to tell!"

"Damn, I'm still so arrogant!"

Suddenly, Ye Feng's face changed, revealing a touch of joy, "It seems that Ma Xiaoling and Guo Tianyou didn't find out that I was a zombie!" ”

There are no computers and mobile phones in this room, and Ye Feng has no way to understand this world.

Now that Ma Xiaoling and Guo Tianyou can't detect his zombie identity, ......

"I'm finally able to get out!"

As soon as he turned around, Ye Feng couldn't wait to run out of the house.

"Isn't this Kaede? You're a real home, and you can stay at home for days! ”

As soon as he walked downstairs, Ye Feng saw a sweet-looking girl with the same long legs as Ma Xiaoling, greeting him with a smile.

Madonna?

Looking at the face that looked three points similar to Ma Xiaoling, Ye Feng showed a hint of panic on his face.

Catching up with Ye Feng's slightly panicked expression, Ma Danna covered her mouth and chuckled, and said, "Little guy, my sister is in a good mood today, so I won't tease you, don't be so afraid!" ”

"Madonna, you're bullying Ye Feng again!"

Suddenly, a shout sounded like a broken gong, and I saw a young man in a Mao suit walking quickly in front of Ye Feng, with his hands on his waist, like a shrew, and scolded Ma Danna: "You are so old, you still want the old cow to eat tender grass, you are so shameless." If the ancestors of the Ma family knew about it, they would have to die again in anger! ”

"Mao Xiaofang, there is a kind of you say it again!"

"Say it, whoever is afraid of whom!"

"Looking for a fight!"

Ye Feng looked at the scene in front of him with a bewildered expression.

I saw Ma Danna rolling up her sleeves, her slender jade legs, like springs, kicking towards Mao Xiaofang's crotch, and the essence of fast and accurate accuracy was vividly mastered by her.

Feeling the sharp kick whistling towards the crotch, Mao Xiaofang screamed, turned his hands into claws, and grabbed the opponent's huge chest, with the intention of losing both.

"Mao Xiaofang, you are a pervert, the old lady will kill you!"

"Who's afraid of whom!"

Ye Feng blinked, feeling that his worldview had been subverted, and walked towards the outside of the community with a confused expression.

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