"Bugs! Bugger! "As soon as I walked down the 4th floor, I saw Lan Kaye squeezing towards me from the crowd after school, this class I was taking a PS elective, Cao Huamei and the little comb were not there, what was Lan Kaye looking for me for? Thinking about it, I moved to the side of the hallway near the bathroom and waited for him to come over.

"Bugs, why is your Class B on the 5th floor? Isn't Class A on the 3rd floor? Why don't Class A and Class B of your department be next to each other, I'm going to die of exhaustion when I'm looking for you......"

I glanced at him with disdain, "Have you ever watched "East Becomes West"? ”

Lan Kaye wondered why I asked this question, but he answered honestly, "Yes! Who hasn't seen such a classic movie. ”

"That's it!" I said incomparably, "The Tianzi No. 1 room and the Tianzi No. 2 room of the inn can not be together, why do class A and class B of our department have to be together." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the people around me who heard our conversation fell into a mouth, and Lan Kaye looked at me with admiration: "Worm, I always thought you were a talent, but just now I found out that I was wrong, you are really a genius, you can think of such a reason, fart, fart!" ”

As soon as Lan Kaiyi's words fell, an electric current hit his head accurately, and his handsome hairstyle immediately turned explosive...... I smiled softly, a very standard ladylike smile: "Young Master Lan, don't you know that you can't swear in the teaching building?" ”

……

A restaurant in the school is also called a dispensing restaurant, although the food is not as good as a star-rated hotel, but it is compared with other canteens...... It's like the gap between the swan and the toad, of course, there is also a gap in price, it is estimated that if you throw a bomb here during meal time, N companies will have no successor.

At this time, I was very happy with Lan Kayi's meal card, and ordered a bunch of my favorite dishes - I was ready to pack. As I found a quiet corner with a pile of vegetables and was about to start, Lan Kaye walked in with a boy who looked very sven, Lan Kaye's hair had obviously only been washed in a hurry, not dried out, and dripping with water, and looked rather embarrassed, and I wanted to laugh when I remembered the way he had just been electrocuted.

Lan Kaiyi sat across from me with the Sven boy, "Worm, let me introduce you, this is Huafeng's young master - Shangguan Xiang." ”

Shangguan Xiang?! I looked at the bespectacled Sven boy in front of me and didn't know what to say. At the current level of medicine, myopia only needs to spend a small amount of money to do a minor surgery, and there is no need to wear glasses at all. Of course, there are still people who have good eyes but want to wear glasses and pretend to be cool, such as grass flowers and plums. However, I really can't connect the two of "pretend B" and "young master of Huafeng", and I can't imagine what this unfathomable-looking rich young master thinks in his heart, because the very ordinary-looking silver-rimmed glasses don't have much purpose other than making him look like a Sven beast.

"I was actually looking for you today, so I asked Kaye to call you out." Shangguan Xiang said to me very kindly.

Looking for me?! "What's the matter?" I'm also curious about what he, a promising Sven beast, will do to me as someone who can't beat me.

"I heard from the people in the company that you triggered two main quests, and they were afraid that someone would cheat, so let me check with you, but as soon as I saw you, I knew that you wouldn't be someone who could cheat, even if you did trigger the two main quests of the system, it could only be that you were too lucky, just a coincidence. So...... Let's have a dinner today, and let's make friends, okay. Although it is an inquiring word, the tone is affirmative, this Shangguan Xiang really has a dominant desire.

I readily agreed, "No problem!" ”

"But......," I paused, "I can tell you responsibly that I only triggered one system task, but I couldn't go any further, and the task scroll was still in my warehouse!" And there is no second. "I say for sure.

"Oh?" Shangguan Xiang was surprised, "It seems that I have to talk about those careless technicians, how could such a mistake occur." ”

I lowered my head and stuffed the vegetables into my mouth, thinking that this Shangguan Xiang is not a fuel-efficient lamp, on the surface it says believe me, but in fact it is testing me, hum! I hate others for not believing me, since you don't believe me, I won't tell you about Tong Yan! I thought to myself.

Seeing that the scene was a little cold, Lan Kaiyi hurriedly interjected: "Bug, I have built a gang called the Storm Legion, how about it?" It's a powerful name. Lan Kayi said proudly.

I nodded, "It's very powerful, but it's not for you." I paused.

“？” Lan Kaye looked at me curiously, pretending to be deep.

"I thought you'd come up with a name like 'Midnight Cowherd' or 'Pretty Men Association' to suit your style!" I took it for granted that I would ignore Lan Kaiyi, who had vomited blood and went into shock.

"Am I like that in your mind?" Lan Kaye cried, "I'm still the original virgin! ”

"It doesn't matter what you think to me, what matters is that you are this image in Little Comb's mind!" I answered him very seriously.

Sneer——, Lan Kaye spurted blood again, "55~, I don't want to live anymore, I'm going to die......"

"Please stay away, don't affect my meal, thank you."

Sneer——......

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That Shangguan Xiang probably thought I was quite magical, and I could say that Lan Kaiyi, who was as strong as a cow, was as weak as being gang-raped by dozens of resentful women. So he left me his phone number and said that if there was any problem in the wilderness, I could call him. Then, when I asked him how to go to the Netherworld, he said that this kind of detailed setting should not be leaked to the player, and told me to find out for myself...... Depend on! If I can figure it out, what else do I ask you for? In a fit of rage, he stuffed a small note with his phone number into a trash can, and went back to the dormitory with a bunch of vegetables......

Yesterday, I and the other members of the Five Thieves Regiment helped the Dust Thief complete the job transfer task, so far all the personnel of the Five Thieves Group have successfully completed the job transfer task, and they can leave here in the teleportation of the Demon Fox Clan. However, he told me that they didn't plan to leave for the time being, and that they would all practice to level 20.

I doubted his motives, so I asked, "Fat man, are you reluctant to work as a 'boatman'?" "Ever since I knew that he used the black girl to bring people into the demon fox clan, I gave him such a nickname.

"No!" Stealing beams and changing pillars shouted aggrievedly, "This is the boss's idea, it's none of my business." ”

He smiled, "We're going to officially establish a mercenary group here before we leave, and we haven't gotten an answer from you yet." ”

I'm embarrassed to hear it, people invited me so sincerely to join, but I refused again and again, doesn't it seem too inhumane?!

Seeing that I didn't speak, he said, "Commander, if you don't force the spider, let her make up her mind slowly!" ”

Good people! I was immediately moved when I heard the words of no return, and the words 'I joined' almost rushed out of my mouth, but at this critical moment, the stealing dragon turned the wind and took out a bunch of delicious food...... My attention was distracted, and I immediately forgot all about what had happened.

Sometimes you may not be sure whether what happened to you is lucky or unlucky, just like when I heard how simple the transfer mission of the Five Thieves was, I felt that I was really unlucky. But they listened to my experience but envy no, straight I am simply **** luck, encountered this incredible thing, so that I later thought that I was indeed very lucky, but how long can this luck last? Will I be able to continue to do miracles? The answer is known only to the great god Pangu.

The next plan of the Five Thieves Group is a devil-style hell leveling operation, and they want to put me on the list of operatives, but I am righteously and sternly refused, why! I was still thinking about the task that Elder Tong said about rewarding spiritual weapons, so a moment later, I appeared in the Demon Fox Clan's Royal Mausoleum.

"Elder Tong, I can take that task now!" I'm happy to say that the successes have left me a little distracted, and I've missed a lot of things that should have been taken care of.

Elder Tong took out the scroll and gave it to me, "For the sake of helping me solve my troubles last time, this time I will give you a little discount, you can read the content of the scroll first, and then decide whether to accept it or not, I will say it first, this task not only has a failure punishment, but also a serious punishment, you have to think about it......"

Alas! He was still so instigated, I thought helplessly, and unfolded the scroll in my hand: "Chop the grass and eradicate the roots (A-level, single mission): The grave keeper is unbearable to be harassed by the Vermilion Birds, and decides to completely eliminate them, he asks you to sneak into the nest of the Vermilion Bird in Cabinet Mountain when the Vermilion Bird attacks the Imperial Tomb and kill the Vermilion Bird King inside." Reward: One piece of spiritual equipment. Failure Penalty: A-level random. Time until the next attack, 0 days and 4 hours. ”

"What does that 'Failure Penalty: A-Level Random' mean?" I asked.

"The failure penalty is linked to the task level, the higher the task level, the more serious the failure penalty, this task is A-level, so the failure penalty is also A-level, and it is random to use the roulette wheel to choose one of several A-level failure penalties. The level of this penalty is already very high, and whichever punishment you choose will be devastating for you, so you must think carefully before taking on the mission. "Elder Tong reminded me again.

I'm dizzy, I don't know how many times I've heard this kind of line in RPG games, every time I take a mission, the quest NPC will say, "This is too difficult for you, you might die because of it......" and so on, and then when I finish the task to hand it over, I say, "Oh my God! I didn't think you could actually complete this task, I was so surprised......" Quest NPCs like to be alarmist, this is the conclusion I came to, so I accepted this quest without hesitation, ignoring Elder Tong's worried eyes.

Time was running out, and I still had to survey the location of the Vermilion Bird's nest, so I grabbed the quest scroll and immediately set off for the cabinet mountain......

The weather was very good, and there were very few trees in Cabinet Mountain, which made it easier for me to find. When I climbed halfway up the mountain, I easily saw the dark cave, and when I approached the entrance of the cave, the system said, "You have found the Vermilion Bird's Nest." "Tsk, I looked at that ugly cave and thought to myself that only such a place would raise such an ugly vermilion bird.

Seeing that there are still more than two hours before the time for the Vermilion Bird to attack the cemetery, I found a hidden corner where I could see the entrance of the cave, took out the wood and began to sharpen the arrow shaft, and it has become my habit to practice carpenter skills and blacksmith skills anytime and anywhere, and my identity as a mechanic is still very promising, hehe. But this time I stopped after sharpening a few arrows, not because I was lazy, but because I found something interesting.

Looking at the small red stone in my hand, my heart blossomed. The name of this stone is 'Red Letter Stone', and this one is not made up by the game designer, but something that exists in reality. Most people don't know what it is, but its other name is almost a household name, and it is one of the commonly used terms in novels, television, and movies - Heding Red! That's right, it's a highly toxic poison, a natural mineral **********.

Of course, the reason for my delight is not its name, but its properties: red letter, a medicinal herb, highly poisonous, can be made into crane top red or arsenic. The first reaction of others when they see this may be that this red letter stone should be refined together with some other medicinal materials, otherwise how can one medicinal material be made into two things? However, I clearly know that crane top red or arsenic is basically a thing, but crane top red is the red liquid state of red letter, and arsenic is the white powder state of red letter. The designers deliberately wrote like this, nothing more than to confuse the player's vision, but unfortunately, it can't fool me.

I immediately began to refine this red letter stone, adding a little water, and what I refined was Heding Red. Then I found another piece of red letter stone to refine without water, and the result was arsenic as I expected. Looking at the stats of these two poisons, Crane Top Red: Damage, 70 points/sec, Devouring Damage, 300 points/sec. Arsenic: Soluble in water, damage, 30 points/sec, devour damage, 500 points/sec.

I'm a little disappointed that both of these poisons are suitable for the enemy to swallow directly, but who would be stupid enough to eat what the enemy gives? Could it be that we are throwing poison into the mouth of the monster when we fight it?! This is outrageous, isn't it? I shook my head and put my boring thoughts aside. In fact, it is much more practical in comparison, because the damage of the poison on the body is 30 points / second, which is sold in the system store, and can be poisoned directly by the thief who can poison, or you can let the thief who can quench the poison quench the poison on the weapon to attack, but such poison has a time limit, and it will be invalid if the time limit is exceeded.

And this Heding Red attribute is more than the store cattle fork, undoubtedly a necessary medicine for drug thieves to travel at home, steal chickens and dogs, kill people and cross goods, and fight monsters and upgrades! And let the arrows that have been stolen from the sky to me also be poisoned, wouldn't that be like a tiger with wings, my beautiful fantasy, my heart has made a decision, I will join them when I complete this task, so-and-so once said: The power of the collective is unlimited. How much more is it an obscene collective of thieves? The future, the money, the bright!

There was no hesitation, and I immediately began to look for this little red stone......

Hula! The familiar sound of the air vibrating, Vermilion Bird is out of the hole!

I quickly packed up my equipment, crept to the entrance of the cave and looked inside, yes, I saw it very clearly, the eyes of the archers are good, if other professions go in, it will be like a blind man, of course I can't just light any torches, but I will go to sneak attack.

The entrance of the cave is not big, but the inside is outrageously big, here is a natural stalactite cave, one by one the stalactites hang in it, sometimes bright and dark, sometimes there is a ticking sound of water appears, I stick to the cave wall, quickly move in, my time is limited, an hour later the flock of vermilion birds will come back, I don't believe that they will let me go in a friendly way as an uninvited guest.

Suddenly, my eyes lit up, and I stopped, sticking my head out to observe. There are several gaps above this cave.,The sunlight leaks from here.,There's a big bird's nest directly below the sunlight.,The ugly strange bird that can make me have nightmares.,It's the boss here-level 30 demon.,Vermilion Bird King.。