The more you think about it, the more angry you get, and the more you take a step back, the more you lose.

The more the boy who pounded the bed thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, as a god of pure love, how could he tolerate his goddess being defiled by a male cat.

"Don't dream, do you know how agile the playboy is, there are more buddies who want to do something to him, but none of the brothers have been able to touch him so far. ”

"That is, son, don't dream, it's impossible for ordinary people to touch that cat. ”

"You all know there's something wrong with that cat?" the Hammer Bed boy looked at his roommate in surprise.

"Nonsense. ”

"Fools know that cat is not normal. ”

"I'm going to call and report it to the Alien Investigation Bureau. ”

"Hello, I guess it's useless, they've been wandering around our school for so long, and nothing has happened now, so it must have been filed. ”

"Then I'm going to fight too. The extremely unwilling God of Pure Love looked at the photo of his mobile phone, and became even more indignant.

"Hello, this is the Alien Investigation Bureau, did you spot any anomalous creatures around you?"

A gentle and sweet voice sounded at one end of the communicator, and the boy who had just called to report it with anger suddenly became agitated, and his tone became solemn.

"Hello, I am a freshman in the class of '86 at Roselle University, and I would like to report a stray cat in our school. I suspect he's an anomalous organism hiding on our campus. ”

"It's a dude, right?" said the answering clerk, who made the boy's face stunned.

"You know the dude?"

"Yes, this black cat is on the record, we are observing, may I ask if this cat is causing trouble to your life or is it a threat to your life?"

"He didn't bother my life, but this cat runs to the girls' dormitory every day to find girls to sleep, don't you care?"

The boy's tone was full of indignation, and he felt that this mysterious and terrible alien investigation bureau did nothing.

"That's right, according to our investigation and evidence, after the playboy falls asleep, a very special breath will be released on his body, which has a strong calming effect and sleep aid, and also has a certain degree of repair function for human injuries. So, we're not going to stop Dude's behavior at this time. ”

"You're not going to care, aren't you?" the boy felt a little incredulous.

"So far, there has been no record of the playboy hurting anyone, so we will not take action against him for the time being. ”

"You ......"

"Thank you for your report, and you are welcome to call again the next time you notice an anomaly. ”

Without waiting for the boy to finish speaking, the salesman of the Heterogeneous Investigation Bureau who answered the report and distress call hung up the phone directly.

"Xiaomei, another student who reported that perverted cat at Roselle University?" a salesman sitting opposite looked at his colleague with some curiosity.

"Yes, it's really annoying, I have to get a report call from this perverted cat every day, and there must be at least hundreds of cases every month, it's really annoying. ”

The young lady of the answering lady with a beautiful face leaned back, her hands naturally drooped, and her face showed an expression of lovelessness.

"When did the bureau send a big guy to take this perverted cat away, isn't this increasing the workload of us low-level workers for no reason?"

"Don't think about it in a short time, I heard that the bureau decided to keep an eye on the cat for a long time and did not intend to interfere with his activities. ”

"How can this be?"

Because his activities are not harmful to people, and they can also help improve the physical fitness of the female students at Roselle University. ”

"I know, so I hope the big guy in the bureau will catch him quickly, and I also want to sleep with this cat in my arms to see if it's as godly as the investigation report says. ”

"Hehe, it's not like you haven't read the investigation report, that cat has very picky tastes, and only has contact with the good-looking Bai Fumei, and it has to be a virgin, are you eligible?"

"Why am I not compliant?" The salesman who had just answered the phone sat up sharply, her face full of confidence.

"My mother's child solo is now a proper original virgin, and I don't look bad, how can that cat refuse me?"

"Hehe, I don't know if it's the original, wait for the big guy in the bureau to catch the perverted cat back, and I'll know if I want you to hug it. ”

"Having said that, that cat heard that it can not only help the gods sleep peacefully, but also repair small wounds on the body, is it possible to remove the acne and those spots on my face?"

"I don't know, these should also be physical wounds, and they should also be repaired. ”

"In other words, that playboy can still be beautiful?"

"It should be!"

mentioned the playboy at Roselle University, during which the young ladies who had nothing to do in the answering room began to chat, and then logically mentioned the places that the girls were most concerned about.

"That's a cat, I want to sleep with him. ”

"But he's at Roselle. ”

"I said can you not be so rigid in your thinking, you can't arrest the playboy for the time being, we can go to Roselle University. ”

"But according to the description in the report, I can't touch it, and this cat will never let me touch it. ”

"Shall we ask a bureau boss to come with us, forcibly catch him, and let us touch him?"

"This ...... If you force force, will you violate the rules of the bureau?"

"That's right, so, sisters who feel eligible, let's go on a trip together!"

"Okay!"

As the conversation progressed, the beautiful salesmen in the answering room were naturally divided into two factions, one was naturally confident in their appearance, and at the same time clean and self-conscious, and the other side naturally had a boyfriend or object, and had contributed to the reproduction of mankind.

......

The sun is just right, and the breeze is not dry.

Diablo, who had left the girls' dormitory, lay comfortably on the treetops, squinting in the sun. Of course, although he seems to be lazy, he is actually practicing hard in secret.

After all, he still wants to leave this dangerous world as soon as possible, where he has to sneak around and can't even eat.

When noon came, and Diablo was about to go to the cafeteria to eat and drink, he suddenly noticed a group of very lively warblers approaching the tree where he was.

Listening to the information coming from the wind, he could vaguely hear words such as "black master" and "playboy", not surprisingly, this should also be a social idle person who came in from outside the school and wanted to verify himself.

As his fame grew, people who knew him were no longer limited to Roselle University, and many people outside the school heard of his name, and even some guys came all the way to prove themselves.

As a result, there are naturally a lot of self-inflicted humiliation. is obviously full of filth and mixed breath, but he wants to pretend to be innocent and want to prove him.

This kind of guy who can't see himself clearly, Diablo doesn't give face at all. Ordinary people can't tell from their appearance whether a mortal thing is a virgin or not, but as a dragon, he can easily tell it just by smelling it.

Well, he's just a young dragon with a fully developed reproductive system. There is no other meaning in choosing virgin contact, that is, the smell on their bodies is relatively good.

The smell of some women who don't love themselves not only chokes their noses, but also smells disgusting and disgusting. It was hard for him to imagine how desperately everything had to work on himself to be able to spoil his body like that.

"Hey, the quality is not bad. ”

As the group of warblers approached, Diablo, who had planned to leave quietly, stopped, looked at it carefully, and then jumped down from the tree,

"It's not easy to run all the way, so let's satisfy them, it's just a matter of effort. ”

"Look, the dude is coming towards us, not running away from us. ”

"Haha, I'll just say, don't be nervous at all, the posture of our sisters, the perverted cat can't come far away when he sees it. ”

The young ladies and sisters of the salesmen of the Alien Administration Bureau, who had plenty of rest time after work, came in groups, and they were still a little apprehensive, worried about losing face, and the young ladies were all smiling at the moment, because the playboy was walking away from them.

But unexpectedly, as soon as the word "color cat" came out, the black cat with shiny fur all over its body, like a perfect combination of strength and speed, stopped, looked a few times here, turned around in a chic way, and walked away far away.

"Hey, what's wrong with that perverted cat?"

"And said that the perverted cat, you are stupid, you really treat him as an ordinary stray cat, this is an anomaly, he may have already learned human language, but for the sake of disguise, don't say it. ”

"So what now?"

"What can I do? If we go back like this, we won't be a laughing stock in the game. ”

"Yes, this time we must not come in vain, we must take a few pictures of the dude and go back, otherwise our good reputation will be ruined. ”

The young lady who was obsessed with face and reputation suddenly hurried towards Diablo. In the case of beauty, what you can't touch when you meet a playboy can only be a kind of person.

Diablo didn't want to deal with them at this time, blacking him while trying to touch him. The benefits are all taken, and he suffers, how can such a good thing come from.

Diarblo, who had thought so, suddenly felt a creep, he looked up at the sky, and in the height of the deep blue sky, he saw a silver star that was gradually magnifying.

"What's that?"

The sense of crisis that emerged from the depths of his soul made Diablo feel uneasy, and for a moment he could not do more than what to do, but the ignorant human females behind him ran to his side, picked him up with a look of surprise, and rubbed and touched him, which was very excessive.

But soon, even mortal things could feel the anomaly from the sky, because the silver star in the sky was already large enough to be visible to the naked eye, and with it, there was a feeling of depression that was difficult to breathe.

"Coming from the sky, it's a disaster-level anomaly!"

A short-haired young lady holding Diablo in her arms looked at the silver star that seemed to be about to land in the city as it fell from the sky, with a look of despair on her face.