"I don't know. Anyway, you're done there, come to me quickly. We interview. ”

"Okay."

"Then I'll deal with the Demon Emperor's affairs first."

"Wait. If there is an emergency, you can go to Hao Jing for help, she is good. I'm done here, I'll go to your side right away. ”

Ending the call, the more Zhang Yi thought about it, the more wrong it became. Yang Junchen is not a person who has never seen a big battle, let alone a timid guy. Although he is a relatively slippery person and is always the first to avoid danger, it must not be said that he is timid and afraid. And with his cunning, if it was an ordinary danger, he would not have taken it to heart at all.

For the first time in so many years, Zhang Yi felt him so frightened. I don't know why, Zhang Yi always felt a little uneasy in his heart. whispered to Hao Jing in private, asking her to pay attention to Yang Junchen's movements. After dealing with this super monster of the soul beast, it is necessary to meet that guy immediately.

It's just that this perverted super monster with obviously high strength should be dealt with?

Zhang Yi found that the game business is really shameless!

Since there is an ultimate boss such as fangs and corpses in the temple in the minimap, and there are shameless super monsters coming out, isn't this full and supportive?

These super monsters are so perverted that they can't be defeated at all. This is an act that wreaks havoc on the balance of the game! Those programmers, if they are really bored, just find a few young ladies to shoot a few more shots. Why do these things that will toss the dead but have no results?

Serious protests!

Of course, Zhang Yi's protest was ineffective. Because the balance of the whole game will not be affected by the destruction of the balance of one person. Because other people have no chance to enter this mysterious holy realm at all. In any case, his first task was to find a way to deal with this Enlightenment Soul Beast.

"I'll rush up and try it first."

After saying that, Mingyue gave herself a "fairy blessing" to reduce damage, and then a "Flying Cloud Thunder and Lightning Binding Technique" towards the Enlightenment Soul Beast, and then went up hard.

"Don't." Zhang Yi wanted to stop it, but unfortunately it was too late.

There was a loud "pop".

Before everyone could react, Mingyue was hit by a golden rod shadow, and instantly whimpered.

Zhang Yi said: "Silly girl, why are you so stupid?" ”

Mingyue curled up, lying on the cold ground, and said, "Hehe." I'm sorry. I've got you covered. Originally, I was going to open the Book of Sacrificial Halos right away. But I haven't had time to chant yet. I hung up. Luckily, I didn't drop my equipment. But I'm going to give you one less teammate. ”

Zhang Yi said: "I know that you deliberately rushed up to kill me in order to let me understand the strength of the boss." But you're stupid to do that. Did You Know? ”

Mingyue smiled faintly and said, "It's okay." I'm the one I don't use the most, anyway. Except for this approach. I can't think of any way I can help you, Brother Tsubasa, I don't like to look at you frowning. ”

Zhang Yi said distressedly: "Fool! I just frowned. It's not because I can't deal with this boss, but because my friend, that Yang Junchen, has encountered some trouble, and I'm just worried about him. ”

"Really?" Mingyue asked cautiously, she was afraid that Zhang Yi would deliberately say this just to coax her.

Zhang Yi nodded and said, "Of course it's true." ”

"Hehe, then I'm so stupid. It doesn't matter, I've always been so stupid anyway. I can't help you here. I'll go back first. The game limit time is coming, Brother Wing, you have to buy time to defeat this boss quickly. I'm going to cook first. Is it good to have supper at night, stir-fried crab with green peppers? ”

Zhang Yi didn't have time to speak. Mingyue withdrew from the group, returned to the city, and then went offline in lightning. This little girl. It's so thoughtful. At this time, he was still thinking about making Zhang Yi's favorite green pepper tubing crab for him.

"Little rascal, if you can't beat this boss, I'm not done with you!" Xiang Yue suddenly warned Zhang Yi very fiercely.

My sister always likes to protect her younger sister. Before Zhang Yi could think of how to deal with this savage sister, something strange happened.

Suddenly, a very rough voice sounded: "Haha, Ben Daxian agrees very much, if you don't defeat this boss, it will simply live up to the beauty of self-sacrifice." ”

"Who are you?"

"Haha, can't you hear my old pig's voice so soon?"

"Are you a pig immortal? Where are you? Zhang Yi felt something strange. Although the voice is very similar, why is there so much difference in tone between the previous stone sword and the voice that now calls himself Zhu Daxian?

"Do you want to see me? Look at your back! ”

Zhang Yi looked back, and he didn't know when there was an extra young man in white behind him, like an elegant ancient style.

"Wow. Are you the Pig Immortal? ”

Nian Shi smiled: "Isn't it like me?" ”

"But, it's just ......"

"Just what?"

"IMHO."

"Huh?"

Hao Jing hurriedly said: "Let's say it, you look too ugly!" Are you a human or a ghost? ”

When Nian Shi heard Hao Jingdi's words, he immediately became furious: "What? Do you dare to say it again? ”

Hao Jing was not frightened: "That's it!" Who's afraid of you? Are you afraid of what people will say? If you're afraid that people will say you're ugly, don't come out and be embarrassed! Please take a mirror to look at your own virtues, big mouth, nose and numb face, slanted eyes, pig ears, nothing on your face is normal. With the way you look, dressing so retro and elegant can't hide the essence of being a pig! ”

"You...... You...... You ......"

Zhu Daxian was so angry that he couldn't say a word, and he said twenty-one of you, and then his face began to turn blue.

Zhang Yi saw that his face turned blue and his eyes were as bright as torches, so he knew that he had made a killing move, although he didn't like Hao Jing very much, but he never wanted her to die in the hands of a fictitious character so inexplicably.

"Your Excellency Pig Daxian, please allow me to make a sincere compliment to Your Excellency's dignity, is it okay?"

"Compliment? Good! You say, Ben Daisen gives you a chance! ”

"But first, let me make sure, do you want me to tell the truth, or is it a lie?"

"Nonsense!"

"Oh. It turns out that Daisen wants to hear nonsense. ”

"Fart!" Zhu Daxian was so angry that he almost vomited blood. Seeing that he was a rough and rude man.

"Daxian, please calm your anger, in fact, for Daxian's respect, I thought of ten classic words that are popular on the Internet."

"Oh? So tell me, what are the ten sentences? ”

"First sentence: Dude, you look like a beastist."

After chewing this sentence carefully, Zhu Daxian said, "Although it sounds a little wrong, you are not wrong. I'm a beast demon, and if you use the Beast faction to describe me, it's naturally the most appropriate, so what about the next sentence? ”

"Second sentence: Big brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?"

"What is the resolution?"

"Daxian, you don't know what resolution is? Forget it, when I didn't say it, the third sentence is: KAO, you're so good-looking. ”

When Zhu Daxian heard this, he humbly showed his fangs that were sharp and ugly (computer station) and couldn't be uglier anymore, and said with a smile: "This sentence is good." My mother used to say that I was the best brother to recognize. ”

A few girls almost wanted to vomit in disgust, thinking that when they heard Zhu Daxian say this, they suddenly laughed in unison. Zhang Yi was obviously scolding him, but he didn't even notice it. Probably his mother really said the same thing.

Zhang Yi continued: "The fourth sentence, grandma's, I have never seen such archaeological value. ”

……

"Sentence 5: Your face is like the scene of a car accident."

……

"Sentence 1: I don't want to hit you anymore, you go to the zoo and see if there is a suitable job."

……

"The ...... of the seventh sentence"

"Alright, alright! The more this immortal listens, the more wrong it becomes, what kind of praise are you? It clearly refers to Sang scolding Huai, no! Don't bully my old pig for being uneducated, you are ridiculing my old pig for being ugly! ”

"All I say is compliments, all from the heart. Otherwise, with your dignity as a great immortal, if I deliberately demean and embarrass you, I am afraid that you will already vomit blood and die. ”

"Hey, little, am I really that ugly? Zhu Daxian pointed to his face and asked Zhang Yi very seriously. ”

"This ......"

"Hey! Don't bully me, the old pig is an honest man, just fool me! ”

"Yes. It's really ugly, it's very ugly. And you wear such an elegant scholar's white robe, which makes you even more nondescript. Zhang Yi told the truth, thinking that this pig immortal might be furious after hearing the truth, but he really couldn't help but spoof at such a pig and not enjoying YY.

"Little, what's your name?"

"My name is Zhang Yi." Zhang Yi is ready to fight him at any time.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Daxian didn't look angry at all, but laughed arrogantly: "Okay! Good! That's great! For thousands of years, little brother, you are the only one who dares to tell the truth to my old pig, and you are a friend, no. We're going to say goodbye right away! From now on, we will be sworn brothers. Whoever wants to bully you in the future, you just have to tell me, and my old pig will tell him to pieces! ”

Zhang Yi's mouth was open and he could put down two eggs: "Stammering? So naïve? Isn't it, it's so old? Daxian, how dare the little brother climb high? Or don't you? ”

"Do you look down on my old pig? Or do you dislike that this great immortal is too ugly to be worthy of you? ”