Chapter 285: You let me be an undercover agent
Xiao Xilou failed to perform three times in a row, and received endless blows, and the theater completely gave up on him this time, Hu Derong personally said to Xiao Xilou: "It seems that you are not in the mood to continue singing, so you can go home and stay for a few days." ”
Xiao Xilou returned home depressed, locked himself in the house, the more he thought about it, the worse he felt, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and finally he couldn't think about it, so he remembered the audience's sentence: "If I were him, I would die." ”
Xiao Xilou thought of death, so Xiao Xilou put a bathtub of water in the bathroom, and the water overflowed out of the bathtub, making the bathroom all over, but Xiao Xilou didn't care, he was going to die, who cares if the water can flood the house.
Xiao Xilou took a knife and went into the bathroom, ready to cut his pulse and commit suicide, but when he arrived in the bathroom, he was stirred by the water, and Xiao Xilou instantly sobered up and decided not to die.
But when Xiao Xilou was just about to walk out of the bathroom, he suddenly slipped under his feet, and the whole person fell to the ground, and at the same time, due to the aging of the bathroom circuit, plus the water in the ground, there was a leakage, Xiao Xilou can only remember that after he fell, his body was numb for a while, and he didn't wake up immediately after, thinking that he was electrocuted to death at that time.
Xiao Xilou thought of this, the whole person was excited, and his soul became unstable, and he faintly wanted to come out of his body.
"I'm dead, I'm dead!" Xiao Xilou muttered, the obsession that supported Xiao Xilou's possession of the body quickly disappeared, and the soul began to separate from the body little by little, ready to degenerate into a lonely ghost.
Liu Tianqi kept watching Xiao Xilou on the side, and when he saw that Xiao Xilou's soul was about to come out of his body, Liu Tianqi hurriedly took out the dragon scale talisman pen, ground cinnabar, and a piece of yellow paper from the locker.
Liu Tianqi threw the yellow paper on the front hood of his car, the dragon scale talisman pen was full of cinnabar, and his mouth muttered: "The sky is firm, the earth is vast, where is the ancestor Daxian?" Today, the disciples told the patriarch that the situation was in crisis, and there was no fragrance to worship, hoping that the patriarch would purify the world and show his saints to cheer. Today's disciple Liu Tianqi begged the ancestor to come at night, and gave the disciple a soul suppression rune, hoping that the spirit talisman drawn would be blessed by the Tao, manifest and exorcise demons, and the disciple bowed again and again. ”
After Liu Tianqi finished saying this, he splashed ink, and with a big stroke of the pen, the dragon flew and the phoenix danced, and a soul-calming talisman at the fixed life level was drawn.
The soul suppression charm guards the soul, so that the soul of Xiaoxilou cannot break through the body, and temporarily suppresses the soul of Xiaoxilou in the body.
After drawing the soul suppression talisman, Liu Tianqi held the soul suppression talisman in his right hand, and the true qi in his body was running.
"Sassy, Soul Suppression!"
After reciting the mantra, Liu Tianqi directly pasted the soul suppression talisman on Xiao Xilou's forehead, and Xiao Xilou's soul did not move for a moment, and then, it began to fall back into the body little by little, and did not stop until it was a foot high from the body.
Seeing this, Liu Tianqi turned his true qi again, pressed it on the soul suppression talisman, and a large amount of true qi was transported out, and finally the entire soul suppression talisman turned into ashes with a bang, but the charm on the soul suppression talisman remained on Xiao Xilou's forehead, followed by a complete concealment of traces.
Xiao Xilou was suppressed by the soul suppression talisman, and looked at Liu Tianqi for a long time and said: "You, why did you save me, I am already a dead man, aren't you a ghost catcher?" You should have arrested me. ”
Liu Tianqi listened to Xiao Xilou's question, and said with a smile: "Mr. Xiao Xilou, you should also know that a person must return to the underworld within seven days after death, otherwise he will turn into a lonely soul and a wild ghost, wandering in this yang world until he is recovered by others and turned into ashes." ”
"You have been dead for half a month, and you have already lost the best time to reincarnate, if your soul is out of the body now, the lonely soul and wild ghost is your destination, hehehe...... Do you really want to be a lonely ghost for the rest of your life? ”
Liu Tianqi looked at Xiao Xilou and asked.
Xiao Xilou smiled bitterly when he heard this: "Of course I don't want to be a lonely ghost, of course I also want to be reincarnated, but I just want to be useless, I can't do anything, I can only accept my fate." ”
"Accept your fate, hehehe, you can't do anything, but I can." Liu Tianqi looked at Xiao Xilou and said with a smile.
"What do you mean?" Xiao Xilou looked at Liu Tianqi suspiciously.
"My meaning is very simple, I can help you re-enter the reincarnation, and I can also help you say hello to the king of Hades, don't care about the sin of not entering the reincarnation on time, as long as you say it, I will help you." Liu Tianqi looked at Xiao Xilou and said slowly.
Xiao Xilou didn't agree to Liu Tianqi when he heard this, but looked at Liu Tianqi vigilantly and said: "There is no free lunch in the world, let's say, what do you want to get for me?" ”
"Ah, yes, smart people, I like to talk to you smart people, of course I have conditions to help you, although I am very familiar with Hades, but I can't help you in vain, right?" Liu Tianqi looked at Xiao Xilou and said with a smile.
Xiao Xilou didn't answer when he heard this, just looked at Liu Tianqi and waited for Liu Tianqi to say the following.
Liu Tianqi saw that Xiao Xilou looked at him and didn't speak, so he smiled and said: "Don't be nervous, in fact, it's not a big deal, just let you help me do a little thing, a little little thing." ”
"What a trifle? I'm afraid the little things you said are not simple. Xiao Xilou looked at Liu Tianqi, and his face did not show a relaxed look.
"Aha...... Look at what you said, am I that terrible? Liu Tianqi looked at Xiao Xilou and said with a smile.
"Yes!" Xiao Xilou said seriously.
"Uh......" Liu Tianqi has a black line, am I so scary?
"Okay, okay, don't talk this nonsense, my conditions are very simple, I will help you reincarnate and exempt the king of Hades from your punishment, and you do me a small favor, I came to B City this time to catch a ghost, this ghost is named Li Guanling, and I suspect that this Li Guanling is hiding in your Yinquan Grand Theater, I hope you can help me find him out." Liu Tianqi looked at Xiao Xilou. Name the conditions.
"What do you want me to be an undercover agent!" Xiao Xilou looked at Liu Tianqi and exclaimed.
"No, no, no, what an undercover agent, I just let you sing how to sing, how to sing, how to perform, how to perform, but when you have nothing to do, you help me explore the backstage of the Yinquan Theater and report the situation to me, especially your boss Hu Derong, how simple is it." Liu Tianqi looked at Xiao Xilou and said.
Xiao Xilou heard this and said with a bitter face: "Isn't this an undercover agent?" ”
"Okay, you can do it as an undercover agent, so dear Mr. Xiao Xilou, do you want to be this undercover agent?" Liu Tianqi tilted his head and looked at Xiaoxilou, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
Xiao Xilou looked at Liu Tianqi, then at his stiff body and said, "Do I have a choice?" I don't want to be a ghost. ”
"good, smart man, then it's done." Liu Tianqi stretched out his right hand.
Syllable!
Xiao Xilou slapped Liu Tianqi on the slap and said, "Deal." ”