Chapter 237: Breast Augmentation or Breast Augmentation! (2nd Update)
"There's something wrong with this medicine!" Mo Xie explained lightly.
Yang Lezhi is Wan'er's cousin, although there is a misunderstanding between them, it doesn't mean that he will stand by and watch this matter!
The prompt of Shennong's Materia Medica just now says: "It looks like Poria cocos, but it is actually a fake medicine, and it is made of rice flour after processing and slicing!" Not included! ”
Seeing this, some people will definitely say that it's just that rice noodles replace medicinal herbs, and it's not a big deal!
Just like those liar advertisements on TV, eating it can't cure the disease, but there is no harm, it just cheats people out of money!
But you should know that Chinese medicine is not the same as Western medicine.
Western medicine is one, two is two, what ingredients treat what diseases are clear!
Therefore, if you take medicine, you will only take the right medicine!
But what about Chinese medicine?
Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to harmony, the harmony of various medicinal materials.
Take out any herb on its own, and you will most likely find that it does not help at all in curing the disease.
Even if you eat it alone, it will aggravate the condition!
However, once many kinds of Chinese medicine are blended, they can often play an unexpected role!
Because of this, once a certain medicinal material is replaced, the medicine is often useless.
It is even possible to turn from a tonic to a poison!
This is also the reason why Mo Ye directly knocked out the medicine bowl!
"No, it won't! This is the prescription of the miracle doctor! Yang Lezhi's face was full of disbelief.
"Cousin, what Mo Xie said should be that there is a problem with the medicinal materials, not a problem with the prescription!" Lin Wan'er explained on the side.
Although Mo Xie is a little cheap sometimes, he is definitely not a vexatious person, and he must have a reason to do this!
Mo Ye continued to pick up the medicinal herbs on the table and tried them one by one.
"Schisandra! Fake! It is made from wild grapes, dried and dyed! It's sweet! ”
"Rehmannia! It's true! But it's at least half stuffed with sand! Well! You taste it, teeth! ”
"Atractylodes! It's true! But the stir-fry step is almost omitted, and the color is dyed with caramel! It doesn't have any medicinal effect! ”
“……”
Mo Xie tasted more than a dozen medicinal herbs one by one, and he found that more than half of them were fake, and some of them, even if they were real, were equivalent to not having any medicinal effect!
Eat the medicinal soup made of such medicine, to be honest, let alone breast enlargement, as long as you don't grow a beard and become a man, thank God!
"Made! How dare you pit me! Yang Lezhi listened to Mo Ye's words, and his face was furious!
She has been unlucky all day today for this medicine, and she is constantly being teased by Mo Ye, a slut!
In the end, I found out that this medicine was so useless!
Can she swallow this breath?
The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, picked up the medicinal herbs on the table, and snatched the door!
"Cousin! You wait for me! Lin Wan'er looked at Yang Lezhi, who was leaving in a hurry, and shouted anxiously.
"Mo Xie, can you help your cousin? I'm afraid she'll suffer alone! "Lin Wan'er knows that now she has to be a big slut!
Otherwise, with his cousin's temper, he would have to fight with the people in the pharmacy!
"Okay! Let's go! Mo Xie nodded and said, anyway, he was going to the pharmacy today!
Just help this stupid girl!
When they went downstairs, Yang Lezhi, who was dominated by anger, was already gone!
……
Crossing the Heart of the Great Pharmacy.
It is known as the pharmacy with the most complete range of Chinese medicinal materials in the imperial capital!
In the store, there are people who see doctors, take medicines, and people come and go, and there is an endless stream!
"Squeak!"
With a sharp sound of brakes, a beautiful red sports car, a flick of the tail stopped, and the main entrance of the Duxin Medicine Hall.
"Peng!"
After a heavy slamming sound, the angry Yang Lezhi took the medicinal herbs, stepped out of the car, and strode into the lobby!
"Smack!"
Yang Lezhi slapped the medicinal herbs in his hand directly on the counter: "Call your boss out!" ”
"This girl! If you want to make trouble, you think you're in the wrong place! ”
When the apprentice in the store saw Yang Lezhi's appearance, he also said in an unkind tone.
"Trouble!? Don't you let people talk about selling fake drugs in Duxin Pharmacy? Yang Lezhi slapped the counter and shouted loudly.
"You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense!"
At this time, Li Jianghui, who was in the background, heard the noise at the front desk, and immediately opened the curtain used to block the view, strode out, and said to Yang Lezhi with a gloomy face.
Of course, he knew that there were counterfeit drugs in his store.
And these fake drugs were originally imported by themselves!
But so what?
He was a businessman, he wanted profit, he wanted money.
As long as you can't eat the dead!
Now this woman is so upright and bright about this matter, if it spreads, how can he open the door to do business!
"Am I talking nonsense? You're the manager! See for yourself if your medicine is real? ”
Yang Lezhi was angry, and pointed to the medicine he was still on the counter and said.
"What do you see? It's too unreasonable for you to take a little medicine that you don't know where to bring it and say that it was bought in our store! ”
Li Jianghui sneered and said sarcastically: "Look at the little girl, you are young, you can't go astray!" ”
"You! Sling the bull! Look at the logo on it! Why not in your store! Yang Lezhi looked at Li Jianghui, who not only refused to admit but also wished for herself, her face was annoyed, and she took out an invoice from her pocket: "I still have an invoice!" You still don't admit it! ”
Li Jianghui was not surprised at all when he saw the invoice, but said lightly: "What can the invoice say?" I'm still the same sentence, I'm not a place for you to make trouble, I won't hold you responsible for slander, let's go! ”
He sneered in his heart, invoice, hehe!
What kind of store do you think this is?
It's a drugstore!
A medicinal herb, and there is no marking.
As long as I don't admit it, why do you say that this medicine was bought at my house!
But he was not afraid of returning, he still picked up the invoice that Yang Lezhi put on the table.
He glanced at the contents of the invoice, suddenly swept Yang Lezhi ambiguously, and said sarcastically.
"Eh! I said what kind of Chinese medicine did a girl buy at a young age! I wanted to enlarge my breasts! Tut-tut! Also! If I hadn't listened to you, I would have thought you were a boy! If you come to blackmail me today, it won't be because you don't have the money for breast augmentation surgery! ”
He runs a pharmacy, and of course he knows some pharmacology.
This girl actually came to harm him, so let her be ashamed!
Hearing his words, the Chinese medicine doctor sitting on the side shook his head slightly, and said in a voice that he could only hear himself: "It's too much!" Tell the public about a girl's situation, how can people deal with themselves! ”
Sure enough, the melon-eating crowd who were originally just onlookers all looked at Yang Lezhi with strange eyes when they heard Li Jianghui's words.
"It's so small! I can't even see the ups and downs! ”
"Be quiet! People hear it! ”
"I heard it, what are you afraid of! It's not enough to say how small it is! ”
"That's it! She herself knows that she is small, so she came to buy medicine! ”
……
Yang Lezhi, who was already crazy about Li Jianghui's shamelessness.
Hearing Li Jianghui's incomparably heart-piercing words again, there were already incomparably strange eyes from the people who ate melons.
She suddenly exploded: "Believe it or not, I smashed your store today!"