One, three, five, muscular man
One, three, five, muscular man
What appeared in front of Zhang Wuxing is simply indescribable, and if it is put into the current comics or animations, it must be marked with mosaics or holy light before it can be presented to others.
Muscles, shiny muscles, I don't know if it was smeared with olive oil or petroleum jelly, the greasy and shiny body was full of large and strong muscles, large swaths of muscles were exposed, and a muscle-like humanoid creature wearing only pants and at least 2 meters tall appeared in front of Zhang Wuxing.
"That's not right! This kind of exercise is wrong, your muscles are crying!! ”
Even Zhang Wuxing, who had faced the big snake, had the idea of retreating the moment he saw the muscle monster in front of him.
"Who are you?" Taking a step back, Zhang Wuxing said.
"Muscle !!" Asked by Zhang Wuxing about his identity, this muscular man wearing only pants tensed his body, causing the muscles in his chest to shake constantly.
The pectoral muscles trembled for a while, and the muscular strong man spoke: "I feel the jumping of muscles, little brother, have you exercised your muscles today?" ”
"So I said who the hell are you?"
"Long live the muscles!!" Suddenly assumed the posture of a bodybuilder, and the muscle bump in front of him continued: "Come on, little brother, come in and exercise your muscles with us!" I will completely correct your movements!! ”
"No need, thank you, goodbye."
The clothes on the upper body were torn by the bone wolf before, and Zhang Wuxing's upper body was exposed to the air at this moment, originally he wouldn't care about such a trivial matter, but when the muscular man in front of him appeared, Zhang Wuxing suddenly had a wonderful sense of crisis, and he subconsciously blocked the half of the stone pillar in front of him, so as to avoid his body and the muscular man being honest with each other.
"Why hide your muscles, don't you look down on muscles? Damn it! Turns out you're also an enemy of muscles?! ”
"I don't mean to look down on muscles, it's just ...... Can't you just wear a pair of pants and talk to me again? It feels disgusting, you bastard!! ”
"Pants are the enemy!! Everything that covers the muscles should be burned! Why can't you understand the beauty of muscles!! ”
The emotion became extremely excited, and the muscular man's eyes were red, staring at Zhang Wuxing.
Zhang Wuxing, who realized that there was no way to communicate with the other party, put on a defensive posture.
"Humph! This thin body is proof that you don't pay attention to building muscle!! Let me tell you about the importance of muscles!! ”
In fact, the muscles on Zhang Wuxing's body are extremely strong compared to ordinary people, but because of Bisji's personal hobby, Zhang Wuxing, who was taught by her, has become dressed and thin, of course, in front of the muscular man in front of him, Zhang Wuxing's muscles are not enough at all.
"Muscles, ahh!!hhh
With an indistinct roar in his mouth, the muscular man launched the deltoid muscle of his shoulder and crashed into Zhang Wuxing.
Zhang Wuxing flashed, flashing the impact of the muscular man.
"Goodbye, don't send it."
Then he ran in the opposite direction of the temple without looking back.
Not wanting to be entangled with this muscle bump at all, Zhang Wuxing decided to leave.
But the next moment, the muscular man drew a phantom and blocked in front of Zhang Wuxing.
"Where do you want to go? Today's workout metrics aren't done yet!! ”
"Really fast...... Compared to the muscular man's big man who is more than two meters tall, his speed is already very good, Zhang Wuxing naturally won't take this speed in his eyes when he has a thought, but now Zhang Wuxing can only rely on the strength of his own body, and in this situation, the speed of the muscular man is a little tricky.
"Let me tell you the beauty of muscles!!"
Spreading his arms, the muscular man pounced on Zhang Wuxing.
didn't want to touch the greasy muscles at all, Zhang Wuxing chose to dodge without hesitation.
"The joy of muscles and muscles colliding, why not understand? Why dodge!! ”
"Disgusting thing, stay away from me!"
"You said the most unforgivable thing! Muscle Thing! How can a muscular thing be called nausea? You're not allowed to insult your muscles!! ”
The speed of the muscular man increased to the extreme, and a huge fist suddenly appeared in front of Zhang Wuxing.
Although Zhang Wuxing's consciousness can deal with it, although his eyes can catch the opponent's fist, his body can't react, and the only thing he can do is to tense the muscles in his arms and block his arms in front of him, so as to deal with the fists that are about to hit his body.
The next moment, the muscular man's fist was firmly caught by a hand.
"Pluto, what are you doing? Why fight outsiders here? The owner of the hand, a muscular man who was stronger and taller than the muscular man who fought with Zhang Wuxing, asked calmly.
"Popai! This man dares to insult great muscles, I want to teach him a hard lesson!! ”
"Stupid!!" The muscular man, known as Popai, suddenly punches Pluto in the face, knocking him all the way out.
A huge, muscular man flew into the air, and then fell to the ground with an earth-shattering crash, sending a cloud of smoke and dust up on the ground.
"Stupid! Do we build muscles to be competitive? Is it for the sake of being brave and ruthless? Wrong!! Absolutely not!! Our muscles are definitely not there to fight! Show the beauty of muscles to this world, let everything be eclipsed in front of muscles, this is the way of survival of my generation, savage and uncontrolled use of muscles, you are the real insult to the muscles that you have worked so hard for! Do you understand? Pluto!! ”
"Popai, I'...... Am I wrong? Am I the one who actually insults muscles? ”
"Pluto, do you finally understand? In that case, let's do 20 sets of push-ups now to clear your muscles!! ”
"I see, Popai!! I'm going to do it right away, muscle!! ”
The muscular man known as Pluto frantically did push-ups.
"Shouldn't it be the brain that wants to be sober? Although that guy's brain may also be stuffed with muscles......" Zhang Wuxing, who was watching, complained.
"I apologize to you for my companion's actions." Popai turned to Zhang Wuxing, this muscular man who was taller and stronger than Pluto had a kind smile on his face that was absolutely inconsistent with his body, and said to Zhang Wuxing softly: "Pluto is just too impatient, he has no malicious intentions, I hope you can forgive him." ”
"It's okay, I want to thank you for helping me block that punch just now." Zhang Wuxing said: "If you eat it, the result will probably be quite bad." ”
Bo Pai stared at Zhang Wuxing for a while, muttered for a while, and said: "But Pluto is right about one thing, your exercise method is wrong, while pursuing strength, while suppressing the growth of muscles, it's really strange, why do you do such a contradictory behavior?" ”
Because my master is a beautiful man, she completely dislikes muscular men, and I will naturally embark on this path when I exercise under the guidance of this master...... Zhang Wuxing didn't plan to say this to the muscular man in front of him.
However, after fighting Godzilla before and Pluto later, he did feel the shackles from his body.
When the thought is gone, he will look so weak when he fights with his physical strength alone.
Zhang Wuxing, who lost his mind, may not even be able to deal with the Lexus of Heaven, without the blessing of Nian, a rising dragon punch hits, and eighty percent of the broken ones will not be the body, but their own fists.
In the hunter world, this kind of thing may be taken for granted, after all, it is a world dominated by Nian, but Zhang Wuxing does not belong to the hunter world, whether it is the martial artists of the previous world, or the muscular man in front of him, it is enough to tell him that Nian is not the only choice.
"Maybe it's time to change the way you exercise...... Bisaki-sensei, I'm going to take the path you least want to see. ”
"How about it, little brother, do you want to work with us?" With a kind smile on his face, Wave once again extended an invitation to Zhang Wuxing.
"Can't you just put on a pair of pants before you come out?" Looking at the greasy muscular man in his pants who smiled very kindly, but still had spicy eyes, Zhang Wuxing struggled.
Is it really okay to build muscles with this kind of guy? I always feel that I will lose something more important......