Chapter 101: The Shocking Showdown, Spinach March
"Rock-paper-scissors?" The white tiger's expression froze suddenly, the corners of his mouth began to twitch, and the beards I dreamed of trembled with the spasm of the muscles......
After a while, the white tiger remembered and got angry: "Roar~ rock-paper-scissors? Do you think I'm a three-year-old? I don't care about such a non-technical thing! It's better than mahjong dice four-color cards! β
"......" All four of us were petrified. A crow flew over our heads, leaving behind a message: "Quack, fool! Quack, big fool ......"
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"What's the matter, don't you dare to compare?" The white tiger glanced at us condescendingly, and the disdain in his tone became more obvious.
"Than! I'm better than! "When I came back to my senses, I quickly promised that if I missed this village, there would be no such shop. Seeing that the white tiger looked fearless to Bai Ze, he knew that it was an unwise choice to fight with the white tiger, and now he had to accept the challenge of the white tiger head-on, but ...... Mahjong Dice Four-Color Tile ...... I really don't have any confidence.
"Well, let's talk about the bets!" As he spoke, the white tiger turned into a tall white-haired cool man and walked in front of us.
I looked at the two pinches of black in the white tiger's beautiful white hair, and couldn't help but say more: "Lord Baihu, your hairstyle is so fashionable~"
"Huh?" The white tiger was stunned for a moment, and then a cool face instantly smiled like a ju-flower, "Really? Your Excellency the Holy Maiden really has a vision, this hairstyle has taken me a long time to come up with...... Well, I'm in a good mood today, so I don't care about you killing so many of my little brothers, tell me, what do you want from me? β
Khan, Wild Khan, Waterfall Khan, Genghis Khan...... What is belligerent by nature and has a straightforward personality? I think all their holy beasts are virtuous, smelly and beautiful, and arrogant! But I didn't dare to show my thoughts on my face at this time, and put on a sincere expression, looking at the white tiger with eyes that were more real than real pearls, showing my most attractive mezzo-soprano.
"Lord White Tiger, in fact, I came here to ask for a piece of your beard to make medicine and treat my master's terminal illness. Belch...... My master is Elder Tong of the Demon Fox Clan, and he said that in this world, except for the beard of the White Tiger, the most powerful of the Six Holy Beasts, there is no medicine that can treat his terminal illness...... So, for the sake of my master's life, whatever you imagine me to challenge, I will accept it! β
I tried my best to pretend to be righteous and awe-inspiring, but in my heart I was confessing to the unknown immortals, Amitabha Buddha, the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, I didn't mean to curse Elder Tong, I was forced to do so, I was forced to do so! ("Cut~ I've seen shameless, I've never seen such shameless!") Wandering Immortal A just heard this, muttered to himself, and left without looking back...... οΌ
"Want my beard?" Baihu was surprised, but under my sycophant attack, he smiled and happily agreed to me: "What's wrong with this, I naturally won't refuse if you are filial, so it's decided!" But if you lose, I'd like to think about it...... Just do one thing for me! β
"No problem!" I'm also happy, it doesn't matter what the conditions are, I never thought I would lose, White Tiger, today I am determined to win!
"Hehehe!" The white tiger and I each had ghosts, and at the same time let out a lewd laugh, startling a flock of crows in the old tree.
Tong Xi's eyes were bigger than a bull's eye when he heard my words, Elder Tong was terminally ill?! That pervert who can be described as "old and immortal" will suffer from a terminal illness?! You monsters don't believe it!
The shadow looked at me and then at Tong Xi, who looked like a ghost, he didn't know who Elder Tong was, and he didn't know if I had a master, and at this time he was mentally assessing whether the gold content of my words was 1% or 0%.
Bai Ze was even more exaggerated, squatting directly to the side and starting to vomit......
"Alright, come with me!" The white tiger hooked his finger at me, turned around and walked behind the boulder, just took two steps and suddenly turned around, pointing at Bai Ze, who was also following: "Bai Ze, you can't go in, just wait here!" β
"No way!" Bai Ze jumped in front of me and put on a fighting stance, which scared me a lot, what's wrong?! Has the White Tiger repented?! Thinking about it, I also reflexively pulled out the ghost kill.
"White Tiger, you guy, do you want to break me away so that you can attack my master, let me tell you, there is no door, if you want to hurt my master, defeat me first!" Bai Ze's face was tragic, and he looked like he was going to fight with the white tiger.
Six black lines hung down on the white tiger's head in an instant, and when I saw the white tiger's crazy expression, I knew that Bai Ze was playing treasure again this time. Helplessly, he pushed Bai Ze away and looked at Bai Hu apologetically: "I'm sorry, Lord Bai Hu, but why don't you let Bai Ze in!" β
"We four holy beasts all know that Bai Ze has prophetic abilities, don't you let him in, aren't you allowed to cheat?" The white tiger clasped his hands to his chest and despised Bai Ze.
"Prophecy?" The three of us looked at Bai Ze in unison, okay, this guy dares to hide his secrets?!
"It's wronged~" Bai Ze hugged my leg with a look of grievance, "My third eye hasn't been opened yet, how can I predict it now?!" β
"You have a third eye?" I curiously touched Bai Ze's forehead, but I didn't touch it, so I slapped him on the head, "Where did the eyes come from, there's nothing!" β
ββ¦β¦ Boss, my third eye is on my back, not on my forehead......" Bai Ze covered his head and stayed away from me.
Back ...... A long-haired dog with a huge eye open on his back came to mind...... I'm sweating my own, it's disgusting!
"Hmph, even if your third eye isn't opened now, I can't let you in, what if you open it on the way and I don't know? Just stay here honestly! The white tiger didn't give Bai Ze any face, turned his head and walked into his cave.
"Good dog, you just stay at the door, and I'll give you meat and bones to eat!" I patted Bai Ze's head and beckoned Tong Xi and Shadow to follow the white tiger together, leaving Bai Ze squatting alone at the door and muttering "I'm not a dog......
As soon as I walked into the White Tiger's cave, I immediately rubbed my eyes, thinking that I was hallucinating, but after rubbing, my eyes were still those things that shocked me, so I could only sigh helplessly, this place ...... It's so modern......
The cave is quite bright, with a huge high platform in the middle, similar to the kind of ring in a sanda match. The surroundings of the ring can be said to be varied, what card table pulling, mahjong table pulling, Russian wheel pulling, karaoke pulling, game machine pulling...... A variety of gambling facilities and entertainment facilities are readily available. I strongly suspect that the designer who designed this White Tiger Terrace is a guy who has been poisoned by comics, otherwise, how could he make these things on such a majestic mountain?
"Here, you choose three things to compete with me, as long as you can beat me two, I will give you my beard." With a proud wave of his hand, the white tiger announced the rules of the game.
After thinking about it for a long time, I decided on the competition items, Tetris, Shooting Games, and Super Musicians. This choice is my own consideration, I'm not good at gambling, and playing this kind of game with NPCs is purely looking for death. Karaoke is my dead end, and I don't dare to ask for this election because I was born with incomplete tones. And fighting, even more. The rest is only the game.,I'm best at shooting and faster than the game.,Recently, I've gotten used to that strange sense of foresight.,And it's very skillful in use.,Although I don't know what the reason is.,But now it seems,It's not a bad thing.,Maybe it's Pangu who sees my good character.,Give me a special reward! I'm thinking YY......
"Are you sure you don't choose mahjong or anything?" After listening to the game I chose, White Tiger asked me without giving up.
"I'm sure!" This dead gambler, if you want to yin me, there is no door!
"Alas!" The white tiger was a little disappointed. Think about it, he is alone on this bare mountaintop, and there is no one to play mahjong with him, it is really boring enough, and gambling is even more useless, do you want him to shake the dice, and then bet big with his left hand and small with his right hand......
Seeing that he is so pitiful, let's help him, "Lord White Tiger, when we finish the game, we can accompany you to play mahjong or something, of course there is no bet, pure entertainment, how about it?" β
"Yes, yes!" The White Tiger said happily, "But I never play no-bet games, so let's do it, if you can beat me in three games, I'll give you that White Tiger Egg, and it's useless for me to keep it anyway." β
What? I couldn't stand this sudden stimulation and was stunned.
"Yes, yes!" Shadow hurriedly agreed, one of the main purposes of his coming this time was to get the White Tiger Egg, and he was thinking about how to open his mouth just now, but this is good, the White Tiger himself proposed it first. It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it.
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The game officially began.,Our first comparison is the shooting game.,I and the white tiger are holding a common light gun in science fiction movies.,Open the virtual scene of the game.,In this scene,There are a total of 200 monsters with different scores.,Kill all the monsters.,Whoever has the highest score wins.γ Of course, the higher the score, the more difficult it is to hit, and the monster with the highest score can only kill it quickly if it hits one of its key points in a row.
Hehe, I've been playing with this stuff since kindergarten, is it hard for me? Although those monsters are randomly selected from a library of hundreds of millions of monsters, it is completely a piece of cake for me, who has played shooting games for more than ten years, and I know the weaknesses of each high-scoring monster, which is one of the reasons why I chose this game.
The two most important points of shooting are "stability" and "accuracy", and after more than ten years of practice, this light gun is the same as a part of my arm, and it rarely happens that the gun cannot be stabilized. My profession in the wilderness is an archer, and this "quasi" is my housekeeping skill, and that unique prediction ability can allow me to discover high-scoring monsters first. White Tiger, you're going to capsize in the gutter today, quack!
Scare! A hundredth! The gun in my hand turned slightly with my vision, and a yellow light shot through the monster's heart accurately, Bingo! 100 points! A second after I shot, the blue light of the white tiger appeared where I had just shot, and it was too late after eight years. I glanced at the white tiger proudly, and with a flick of my hand, a 50-point monster hung up......
The white tiger's face changed from ruddy to purple with the number of shots I fired, then to dark green, and then to pale...... In the end, it can only be described as "colorless".
At the end of the game, the score was 660 for me and 340 for the White Tiger. Walking out of the virtual scene, I proudly hummed a song with incomplete tones, this time it was so easy to win, so easy~
"You're very good, I'll admit defeat in this game!" The white tiger also came out and began to look at me with admiration.
"Hehe, so-so, let's go on!"
The second game, than Tetris, this game is estimated to be known to everyone on the earth, relying entirely on four words, "eyes and hands are fast", generally when we play ordinary Tetris, the next shape will be prompted next to the screen, but this game console here does not have this function, the difficulty is a little more difficult than other Tetris games, and the speed is much faster, so that the two sides of the game can decide the winner in a short time.
At the beginning of the game, my eyes were intently looking at the screen, and it was impossible for me to be distracted from the screen of the White Tiger at this time, so I could only mechanically quickly control the joystick, change the falling blocks, and place them in the right position. Shadow and Tong Xi also cooperated on the side without making any sound, and in the big cave, only the crackling sound of falling blocks could be heard......
Brush, brush, brush, as my blocks get higher and higher, the palms holding the joystick gradually sweat, and my heart is also anxious, now the speed of the blocks is close to the data stream, I am dazzled to see it, just put a few wrong...... WHY DOESN'T THE WHITE TIGER HAVE A GAME OVER, IF IT GOES ON LIKE THIS, I WILL LOSE...... In the end, I couldn't help but glance at the screen of the white tiger, and I was stunned at a glance, it ...... There are only four or five lines.
In fact, I was stunned for a short time, only two or three seconds, and after this short time, a deep electronic synthesized voice said to me, "GAME OVER...... Alas, forget it, it seems that you can't play Tetris with NPCs, they can't be wrong at all! I had to decide the last super musician!
βCome on baby!β I rolled up my sleeves, put my hands on the seven keys of the console, and took a deep breath, this must not be lost, if I lose, I will not be able to complete the task.
The music we chose was a famous song that has been around for decades, "Spinach March", which is so fast-paced that almost no one can play it down when it is tuned to the highest difficulty, and is known as the "keyboard killer". I often play super musicians in my spare time, this song has been played N times, and I am familiar with every note in it, and the white tiger asked me to choose a song, so I naturally chose this one.
"I'm a spinach, I'm a spinach, I'm a ......," a familiar tone sounded, my fingers skillfully hit the keys below, and a row of words "COOL" floated on the notes, and I became more and more excited to see it, and the coordination between my fingers and eyes was the highest, and I played for so long for a super musician, this time it was the most handy.
White Tiger, this time, I've won you!
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This is the first chapter of the lifting of the ban, and every subsequent lifting of the ban will be at this time of the afternoon, between half past seven and eight o'clock.
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The next chapter will be lifted on Friday.