Dancing in the sky! What are you doing running under my covers!

it!

Long Aotian stood up directly from the bed, and recited in his heart a hundred times that color is emptiness, emptiness is color, Amitabha.

This has been pressed by Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, how can this monkey's skin still be so good. Especially those two little white legs, which are really long and white.

The group of old drivers in the live broadcast room were about to pop out of their eyes, and their saliva was flying.

"Uncle, you are so unkind! No wonder you went online so late, hurry up and hand over the video of the day monkey! ”

"You didn't even let go of the Monkey King, how crazy you are."

"Bald donkey, let go of that monkey and let me come!"

"By the way, why is the monkey's ass red? God of Sorrow, please explain ......"

"! The taste upstairs is not so heavy, okay. ”

……

The barrage in the live broadcast room swiped the screen again, and Long Aotian's face was full of black lines.

I could pout my ass and touch my crotch and swear to God I really didn't do anything to that monkey.

Heaven and earth can be learned!

At this time, Wukong Bar pursed his lips, rubbed his eyes, yawned a few times, and looked like he hadn't woken up yet.

"What are you doing?"

"Of course I'm chanting, Amitabha, color is emptiness, emptiness is color......"

Seeing that Long Ao Tianshen was enlightened, Sun Wukong got up from the bed, put on the leopard-print tiger group, and twisted his body.

"Are we really going to see Rulai in the West Heaven?" As he spoke, Sun Wukong's expression became ugly.

Long Aotian nodded, there is no way, he must go in order to complete the task.

"I just went to Rulai to borrow a few scriptures to read."

"It's so far, why don't we fly it." Sun Wukong summoned the somersault cloud.

Long Aotian thought about it, and he had also sat on the colorful auspicious clouds in the heavenly court at the beginning, and there were similarities with this somersault cloud.

But when he really got on the somersault cloud, Long Aotian found that he stepped on the air, his body passed through the somersault cloud, and he fell directly from the bed to the ground.

it!

There's something wrong with this somersault cloud!

Sun Wukong next to him smiled, "My somersault cloud can only be used by people with pure hearts, it seems that your heart is not pure enough." ”

I'm pure, okay, purer than pure water!

"This is Sister Guanyin's test for me, and I definitely can't do somersault clouds." Long Aotian found a good reason.

"Just by walking, when and where can I see the old man. He used intrigue to crush me under the Five Fingers Mountain, and I will come out sooner or later! Sun Wukong looked at Long Aotian, "Otherwise, you are also in the same group as Na Rulai, right?" ”

"I'm just borrowing a book to read something. Actually, I also have a very good opinion of him, or let's join forces and beat him together! ”

Long Ao was naturally afraid that Sun Wukong would slap his ass and leave halfway, so he thought of a plan.

It's like a weird lollipop coaxing a little girl.

Not to mention, Sun Wukong is really simple enough, she actually began to believe it a little!

"That old man is very powerful, where are you his opponent? You're not going to lie to me, are you? Sun Wukong was suspicious and asked.

Long Aotian approached Sun Wukong, put his ear to her and said, "Actually, my monk is pretending, and this time I went to Xitian to fight with Rulai." Otherwise, I wouldn't have taken you out of the Five Fingers Mountain, I just need your help. If you still don't believe me, I can prove it to you. ”

"How do you prove it?" Sun Wukong asked.

Long Aotian walked into the courtyard and saw a few chickens in the yard, waving a nine-ring tin staff and rushing forward, waving them all at once.

Suddenly, chickens flew and dogs jumped, chicken feathers were all over the ground, and all those chickens died in the hands of Long Aotian.

Then the chicken feathers were plucked, wrapped in plantain leaves, pasted with mud, and a pit was dug in the yard. I found a bunch of branches and started to make a chicken.

"The monks don't kill or eat meat, so you always believe me, right?"

Sun Wukong nodded, this time he really believed it.

Soon the chicken was cooked, and Long Aotian shaved out the chicken, peeled off the soil and banana leaves, and suddenly the attractive aroma spread all over the yard.

Sun Wukong had never seen such a delicacy, licking his lips from time to time, and saliva flowed out.

Long Aotian dragged a chicken leg and handed it to her, stuffing the other one into his mouth.

Holding the chicken leg and nibbling violently, Sun Wukong was convinced of it. He's definitely in league with Rulai from time to time!

It just so happened that the old man and the old woman came back from outside, and saw chicken feathers all over the ground, as well as Long Aotian and Sun Wukong eating chicken, and the old man and the old woman almost had a heart attack and smoked it.

"My chickens, my five-month-old hens."

"How can you do this, the eggs are about to be laid, and we still expect them to eat."

The old man and the old woman were crying, and Long Aotian had no choice. I can only take out a few gold coins and hand them over.

"This money should be enough for your chickens, right?"

When they saw the money, they immediately smiled and nodded hurriedly.

"Enough, enough."

Enough is enough, I don't eat your chicken for nothing.

Before he could finish eating a chicken leg, he heard a burst of shouting from outside the courtyard.

"! It's so fragrant, who is so good at cooking? ”

"Brothers, hurry up, this time there is food and drink!"

"Made, I'm dying of hunger!"

……

At this time, five big men ran from the forest not far away, each carrying a steel knife in his hand. It's bright and scary.

The old man and the old woman answered, smiling all over their faces.

"Hero, the two of us are lonely, what do you want to do?"

"What to do? Robberies, of course! Hurry up and hand over the money! Also, good wine and good food, my brothers are hungry. ”

One of the big men in black stepped forward and grabbed the old man's collar.

The old man was also frightened, and hurriedly said: "Zhuangman, we really don't have any money, you just let us go." ”

"No money? If you don't have money, you still stew chicken? Can you deceive Lao Tzu? The knife fell, and the man in black directly ended up with the old man.

The gold coins that Long Aotian had just given him were scattered on the ground, flashing with golden light.

There was a green light in the eyes of those big men, and they couldn't help laughing, overjoyed.

"He also said that there is no money, and there is gold here! Brothers, search for me! ”

"Old man, you bandits...... Ah......h

The old woman only said a few words, and she died on the spot.

Bite! Hide the main quest 4th Ring side quest to start punishing evil and promoting good: kill five Axe Gang bandits!

I didn't expect this to encounter a side quest, but those five robbers were simply the experience of sending them to the door for Long Aotian.

Before Long Aotian could make a move, Sun Wukong had already rushed forward with the golden hoop stick. As the Monkey King, she herself is also jealous and hateful.

One stick, two sticks, bazaar black!

Headshot!

Guided wave Q!

Blowing wave Q!

Dig and grab Q!

Squirt him Q!

swept away thousands of armies like a sweep, and directly wiped out the five robbers and five kills.

But Long Aotian heard the system prompt sound.

Bite! The bandit is dead and the side quest fails.

Dancing in the sky! I'm naughty again, can we discuss, don't rob me of my experience, okay!