Chapter 79: Pretending to be a Criminal
Li Anyi was despised by Xiao Qiao, Meng Shulan, and Senior Sister, but he was unconvinced: "Boss Hua, I will give you all my hardware coins, and I will rent Xiao Qiao for the remaining three gold coins, and the deadline is one day today." ”
Xiao Qiao raised his pink fist: "What are you doing?" Tickling again? ”
Li Anyi said righteously: "What? Everyone has a love for beauty! I, Li Anyi, as a normal man, are even more talented in beauty. I said that Xiao Qiao is the most beautiful, does anyone object? ”
The scholar was silent, but quietly sent a series of grateful expressions to Li Anyi.
The senior sister on the side gradually softened.
The scholar took the opportunity to raise his right hand and said solemnly: "I object, I think the senior sister is the most beautiful!" ”
Li Anyi laughed wildly in his heart, the scholar's desire to survive is really not ordinarily strong!
Just five minutes ago, in addition to urging Li Anyi to gather quickly, the scholar's holy decree also added a romantic story: "Xue Jie suspects that I am hooking up with Xiao Qiao, and now I am in a cold war with me!" Good brother, I don't care about anything else, you have to help me get through this level! ”
"Xue Jie? Is it Senpai? I'll go! I've always heard you call her a senior sister, and I thought she was really a senior sister! Say! I've always been faceless and skinless, and Little Joe is mine! ”
"Good brother!"
Li Anyi killed two birds with one stone, not only expressing his lofty ambition, that is, chasing Xiao Qiao, but also helping the scholar Hua Qiusheng to relieve the siege, and the atmosphere of everyone eased up.
The five members of the Drunken Dance Spring and Autumn Club finally got together.
Among the five, on the surface, only Qiao Ye Weiliang (Xiao Qiao) and Feixue Jiebai (Xue Jie) are at the top of the battle.net rankings, hovering around 1,000, and the rest are crane tails. But everyone knows that in terms of real operation, Li Anyi is a first-class master.
As for Meng Shulan, this beautiful warrior is very wild on the outside and inside, and even the game ID is a "beautiful girl", but it is actually weird, and it has always been the scene of a car accident and is miserable. She joined the team as Feixue's white best friend, which can be regarded as going through the back door.
Hua Qiusheng knew that he was not good at operating, so he played a pianist and walked the war pasture flow, the so-called war pastor, that is, the genre of treating the priest as a soldier, compared with ordinary soldiers, the advantage is that he can carry milk and add a shield, when the pianist wears heavy armor, and brings back blood, the tank ability is definitely not inferior to the first-class soldiers.
This leaves a team of five with three unscrupulous players.
The cowardly shooter is drunk and dances in the spring and autumn, wearing heavy armor; The cowardly pianist is a scholar, also wearing heavy armor; Qiao Yeweilan, a violent doctor, has a unique output ability and healing ability.
The scholar said: "Anyi, why haven't you registered an account yet?" ”
Ten thousand black lines hung down above Li Anyi's head: "It's not my fault!" Look at it, the title of this public enemy of the whole people on my head is so bright, if it weren't for this jailer's suit, let alone registering an account, I wouldn't even be able to enter the main city! ”
The scholar said worriedly: "Okay, then don't leave your equipment behind." Wait a minute! What did you just say? He suddenly realized the profound meaning of the word suit, and when he clicked on Li Anyi's panel, his eyes straightened. Grandma's! Bronze! Suit! Anyi, did you blow up the patrolmen? ”
Li Anyi shrugged: "Bronze steps? Is it strong? After speaking, he also raised his arm, pretending to grin with bared teeth, tearing his armor vigorously, blinking his stupid white sweet eyes and wondering: "Oh, this material is good!" Resilience is so high! ”
The scholar's face turned black again, Li Anyi's cheap look is really, pretending to be forced! It's too pretending! Knowing you're well-equipped, but it's good to pretend to be so realistic in front of your own people?
"Bronze Suit!"
All three beauties were stunned. On their bodies, even the equipment of the Black Iron Rank is still uneven. Take this serious female warrior "Biao Shape Beautiful Girl" as an example, in addition to the cuirass is black iron, a level 20 white pottery looks so pale, in front of the drunken dance Chunqiu, an unserious shooter, at a glance, it is actually so weak.
Feixue Jiebai began to doubt life. Is the world swollen? A shooter, higher than the blood defense of a serious tank?
Looking at other people's equipment, the "beautiful girl" stepped back in a witty way, hiding behind the white snow without saying a word. I was extremely depressed: "I'll go, is this Li Anyi's strength?" The old lady thought he was a straw bale! The bronze suit is terrifying! ”
Xiao Qiao was very calm and smiled: "Congratulations!" The jasper-level frost ring is good! ”
"What? A jasper-level frost ring? ”
Everyone was stunned again, just now they were only looking at Li Anyi's armor, but they didn't notice that other people's rings were actually jasper! At this time, it seems that the ring is glowing with a faint blue light, and the light effect is so tempting!
The scholar's eyes were full of envy, and he pulled Li Anyi and whispered: "Brother, to be honest, did you steal the palace yesterday?" ”
Li Anyi smiled mysteriously: "That's not it, I was arrested by an NPC yesterday, and by the way, I completed a prison escape mission, which is the loot." ”
After hearing this, the scholar directly closed himself: "Damn, this is okay?" Why didn't anyone report me? So I'm going to jailbreak too! ”
Li Anyi coughed lightly, deliberately knocked out sparks with the meridian ileal sword in his hand, and said strangely: "My fingers are so long and beautiful today!" Ahem! ”
Everyone looked up at his hands, and then saw the double swords in his hands, their eyes lit up, and then they were all indignant, and they all rushed up and surrounded him, and one of them rewarded him with a brain melon, and scolded while beating: "Damn!" Makes you scream! Makes you scream! ”
Li Anyi complained with a crying voice: "Hey! I'm Lord C! Is it wrong for me to equip better? ”
Meng Shulan raised her pink fist: "You still know that you are the master C!" Defense is three times higher than mine! ”
Li Anyi: "Damn! Who's going to pick my pants! ”
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Everyone congratulated Li Anyi on winning the jasper with unusual enthusiasm, and his nose and face were swollen. pretending to be forced to be retribution by lightning is too passionate and too full.
Jasper, a visible but unobtainable piece of equipment, has two pieces on Li Anyi alone, even if it is a teammate, he can't help but be envious, jealous and hateful!
After a while, everyone finally quieted down.
The scholar said: "Let's get down to business!" ”
Everyone hurriedly put away the hippie smiles, especially the "beautiful girl", and finally let go of the criminal hand of picking other people's pants.
The scholar shook his long hair and said, "I'm the number one intelligence dealer in online games......
Feixue said coldly: "You talk well!" Don't be weird! ”
The scholar coughed awkwardly: "I bought a piece of information, and there will be a dart at the gate of the East City at fourteen o'clock." It is said that the treasure is a sword, and according to legend, the quality is at least above the jasper level. Once the dart enters the city, the dart cart is invincible. I mean, loot in the wild! ”