Chapter 30: Awakening
Of course, you can't expect Xiao Yu's skinning skills, Xiao Yu is not a professional butcher, the pangolin skin he peeled off has a thick layer of oil, so he can only go home and get it, and Xiao Yu did not let go of the four sharp claws, and directly cut them off with a knife.
Fold the skin of the pangolin, stuff the claws into the middle of the scale armor, and throw it aside, Xiao Yu cut off two large pieces of meat with a knife, and returned to the fire, it was almost noon, and after two battles in the morning, Xiao Yu's stomach was already rumbling with hunger.
took the meat of the two bosses, opened a bottle of mineral water and washed it aside, looked at Li Lili's expression on the side, and said
"It's okay, there are a few bottles of water left, it's completely enough, I'm waiting, when they all wake up, let's go back, it's useless to keep it."
In fact, Xiao Yu just looked at the bloody flesh and had no appetite, anyway, he was going to go back in a while, and there was so much water, it was completely enough, as for others, aren't they still in a coma, and they will talk about it when they wake up.
Not to mention, the flesh of this pangolin washed away the blood, looking crystal clear, I just didn't know what it tasted like, so I handed the meat to Li Yushu.
I went to cut two one-meter-long branches, cut the meat into small pieces, and two super-large meat skewers were formed, handed a string to Li Yushu, and the two sat on the edge of the fire and started a wild BBQ.
While listening to the sizzling sound of the meat skewers being roasted in his hands, Xiao Yu remembered the question he thought of when he skinned the pangolin just now, and said to Li Yushu
"In other words, Yushu and pangolins are considered first-class protected animals, right? We've been slaughtered and eaten, how many years do we have to be sentenced? ”
"Right, watching TV to protect pangolins seems to be quite serious, as if something started in 5 years and has no end, right?"
"Then let's go to prison together, you have to keep your mouth tight when you go back."
"What's the use of me being strict alone, I have to have no one to report us."
Li Yushu said with a glance at Li Lili on this side.
"At that moment, let her eat more, and she will be fine if she becomes an accomplice. Haha~"
The two of them didn't have any malicious intent, they just felt idle and panicked, and they teased the stuffy people.
But who knew that Li Lili on the side spoke at this time,
"First of all, pangolins are second-class protected animals, not first-class ones, and such a large pangolin should be in a particularly serious situation, it seems to be more than ten years!"
"And only if you catch, kill, sell, and transport these are crimes, like eating is not sinful, at most it is criticism and education, so you will go in, I'm fine, don't worry, I'll go to see you then"
"Hehe, hehe"
Owe, let your mouth owe, Xiao Yu was immediately speechless, he could only laugh at this to cover up, and he didn't talk nonsense with Li Yushu, the honest barbecue, I really didn't know what I was talking about, and it also exposed the fact that they were legally blind.
Xiao Yu was a little impatient, this Li Lili didn't know how to repay her kindness, didn't she just make a little joke and lied to her once, as for holding a grudge like this? Can you still have a good time?
If Li Lili knew about this idea, she would definitely tell him, as for you, are you kidding? Ahh
At this time, the meat skewers had been grilled and browned, and a unique barbecue aroma emanated, which made the index fingers of the three people move.
After roasting for a while, Xiao Yu couldn't wait to taste it, well, the outermost layer was roasted crispy, and the meat inside was particularly tender, although it was not salty, but it was also a rare delicacy.
Cut off the middle of the big meat skewer and handed half of it to Li Lili, and the three of them began to eat a lot, I don't know if it was because they were hungry or because the meat was already delicious, and the three of them ate more than usual.
It was only then that Li Lili spoke,
"This pangolin is really different from other pangolins, not only has the size become bigger, but even the meat quality has also improved, well, it's delicious."
"Sister Li, have you ever eaten pangolins before?"
"I ate it once, it was made by a celebrity chef, and the meat had a strong earthy smell, which was not very delicious, and it was particularly slippery, and the taste in the mouth was particularly bad"
This sentence aroused the curiosity of Xiao Yu and the others, since so many people like to eat, how can it not be delicious? Hurriedly asked,
"No, the meat that so many people like can't be unpalatable! Otherwise, it's going to be extinct. ”
"That's because you don't understand, so many people like it just because of autosuggestion, beautifying game into a unique taste, which is not something ordinary people have the ability to enjoy.
So many people like to eat pangolins not because they are delicious, but more because of the kind of heart that I can eat but you can't, and pangolins also have the medicinal value of invigorating blood and dispersing knots, eliminating carbuncles and ulcers, and rheumatism and paralysis. ”
The two of them understood that, to put it bluntly, it was because of pretending to be forced, and it was absolutely enough to eat it for this one reason, not to mention that it had medicinal value.
Aren't all people like this, as long as you can pretend to be something, someone will definitely buy it, the more expensive the better, the rarer the better, preferably only I have it and you all have to watch.
The belly of the three of them was swollen and they didn't eat these two skewers, mainly because Xiao Yu's skewers were too huge, with 7 or 8 catties of meat.
And at this time, Xiao Guoyuan, who was lying on the side, let out a murmur, and the surrounding Xiao Guoyuan's colleagues gradually woke up, Xiao Yu hurriedly helped Xiao Guoyuan up, and said anxiously
"Dad, are you awake? Are you alright? Feeling uncomfortable somewhere? ”
As soon as Xiao Yu opened his mouth, there was a series of questions, which made Xiao Guoyuan not know where to start.
"Well, wake up, don't you see it's okay?"
looked at Xiao Guoyuan carefully, except that his face was a little paler when he just woke up, and he didn't seem to have any energy, but he couldn't see anything else.
"Yesterday you suddenly hung up on the phone and couldn't get through anymore, which scared me and my mom,"
"It's really okay, by the way, why did you get here?"
In fact, Xiao Guoyuan was really not frightened much, he ran out at the beginning of the earthquake, and it was safe to hide in the protective shield, and then he fell unconscious, and he didn't know anything about what happened later.
"It's okay, you haven't eaten for a long time, drink some water first, eat something to pad your stomach in a while, and we'll go home, my mother should be in a hurry"
Xiao Yu said as he handed a bottle of mineral water to Xiao Guoyuan, and asked Li Yushu to heat up his skewers, anyway, Li Yushu didn't eat much, and it took too long to re-roast the meat.
During the time when Xiao Guoyuan was eating barbecue, Xiao Yu told Xiao Guoyuan in detail about the changes in the world and the experience of the two.
What kind of land lord appeared, the mountains became taller, the rivers widened, what was awakening, how the two crossed the big river, how they killed the fish, how big a badger they saw, how they were attacked by snakes, and how they killed pangolins, Xiao Guoyuan was stunned when he heard this, and Xiao Guoyuan, who was not frightened, was almost frightened by Xiao Yu.
After all, this is too mysterious, it's enough to make a movie, if Xiao Yu hadn't asked Li Yushu to show him a fireball, and the dead pangolin was lying there, he wouldn't have believed anything.