Chapter 45: Forcing Good to Become a Prostitute
Cold sweat broke out on Bai Yue's forehead, and she murmured, "I can't see it." ”
"Ah~"
"Help! Killed! ”
"Don't slap your face!"
"Don't hit there either!"
What followed was Su Jiu'er's hour-long beating, and Xuan Ling, who heard the sound, looked at Bai Yue, who was tied to a tree by Su Jiu'er and beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, and could only stand in the distance and gasp, and secretly said in his heart: "This girl is really ruthless." ”
"Big sister, stop fighting, I was wrong, I shouldn't have robbed a child's lollipop."
Bai Yue begged for mercy, he felt that if he didn't admit his mistake, he was afraid that he would be beaten to death by the fierce woman in front of him, looking at Su Jiu'er who was clenched with his fists clenched and his face showing a fierce light, Bai Yue was really afraid.
"Big sister? Who do you say is the eldest sister? ”
When Su Jiu'er heard Bai Yue call herself like this, the anger that had gradually dissipated burned again, women are like this, although she is no longer the peerless elegance she was when she was young, but in the face of others calling herself like this, there will always be an urge to strangle the other party.
"Bang, bang, bang."
After a crackling sound, Bai Yue had already been beaten by Su Jiu'er to the point of being inhuman, with a blue nose and swollen face, a crooked mouth and a slanted mouth, and even several teeth had fallen out.
"Hero, hero, spare your life."
"What did you say?"
"No, no." Bai Yue suddenly realized that he had made a mistake and changed his words again and again: "Beautiful demon fairy sister, kind demon fairy sister, please raise your noble hand and spare the villain." ”
Hearing Bai Yue'er begging for mercy like this, Su Jiu'er clapped his hands and gave up, Bai Yue was relieved when he saw it, but he didn't expect the next wave of unevenness to rise again, Xuan Ling saw Su Jiu'er give up and walked to Bai Yue, who was tied to the tree, and showed him an obscene expression, and then swung a fist on Bai Yue's nose, Bai Yue's head slammed into the tree, and a touch of red blood slowly flowed down from his nostrils.
A dog will jump off the wall when he is in a hurry, a rabbit will bite when he is in a hurry, let alone a person who is in a hurry.
Bai Yue stared at the Xuan Ling in front of him with burning eyes, and said viciously: "Don't let the master come out, otherwise the master will kill you and use your head as a night pot." ”
Since I was a child, no one dared to do this to myself, but I didn't expect that today, on my eighteenth birthday, I was beaten into a pig's head by two idiots, which is really a shame.
Xuan Ling looked at Bai Yue, who refused to admit defeat, and after two sounds, he greeted him with a punch, and in an instant, Bai Yue was full of gold stars in his eyes, and his face was confused, and it took him half a day to recover his senses.
"At the beginning of the day, at the beginning of the day, I will discuss something with you."
Xuan Ling leaned on the tree pole, patted Bai Yue's cheek lightly with his palm, and said with bad intentions, like a young man from the Astringent Society who collects student protection money at the school gate, uninhibited, self-righteous, like a twenty-five or eighty-thousand all day long.
"He's the white moon."
Su Jiu'er murmured softly, but she didn't expect to find the white moon that Su Su was looking for by mistake.
Su Jiu'er looked up and down at Bai Yue, who was tied to the tree by her with a fairy rope, and suddenly an inexplicable sense of loss rose, Su Su is such a lovely girl who wants to marry this kind of person, and then live for a lifetime, it is simply a flower inserted in cow dung, which violently damages the heavens.
Bai Yue turned his head and looked at Xuan Ling with a resentful face, but because his face was still swollen like a pig's head, the original resentful expression made people look a little funny.
"What's the matter?" Bai Yue asked.
Seeing Bai Yue speak, Xuan Ling leaned his face towards Bai Yue's ear and said softly, "Promise us to be Tu Shan's son-in-law." ”
"What?"
When Bai Yue heard this, he was instantly shocked and screamed like a fried monkey, and Xuan Ling's ears were so shocked that his eardrums were almost shaken.
"I don't want it."
Bai Yueyi refused with words, but when his eyes inadvertently aimed at Su Jiu'er, he found that Su Jiu'er took out a mace from somewhere, and the sharp wooden thorns on the mace made people feel frightened to look at, let alone if they were beaten on themselves.
Looking at Su Jiu'er who was walking towards him, Bai Yue kept choking, and when Su Jiu'er raised the mace in his hand and was about to smash it down, Bai Yue regretted it, he closed his eyes and shouted loudly: "I promise, I promise, I will be Tu Shan's son-in-law." ”
Seeing Bai Yue's compromise, Su Jiu'er put down the mace in his hand, looked at Bai Yue and smiled, as if to say: Fortunately, you still know the truth that life is precious.
Otherwise, with Su Jiu'er's skills, I am afraid that he will really die.
Seeing that the conspiracy succeeded, Xuan Ling praised: "That's right, it's good to save everyone's time, and it also saves you from suffering from flesh and skin, right?" ”
"Hurry up and help me loosen, I've already promised you." Bai Yue twisted his body and motioned for Su Jiu'er to untie the rope.
Now that the matter has been done, there is no reason to continue to tie him anymore, Su Jiu'er raised his left hand and gently spit out a breath of fresh air in his mouth, just like the Monkey King played by Liu Xiaolingtong in [Journey to the West], saving Tang Seng is just as long as he breathes a breath of fresh air on the tied Tang Seng, and the rope on Tang Seng's body will be untied immediately.
The bundle of immortal ropes returned to Su Jiu'er's hands, and Bai Yue, who realized that he had escaped, jumped behind him suddenly, his face changed greatly, and he pointed at Xuan Ling and Su Jiu'er and scolded: "You two don't think that if there are more people, you can bully fewer people, I tell you, I am not afraid, master, if there is a kind, you will go one by one." ”
Having said that, Bai Yue's heart was still a little jealous of Su Jiu'er, after all, she had been tied to a tree and hung by her for more than an hour just now.
Xuan Ling looked at Bai Yue, who was jumping off the wall in a hurry, and said disapprerovingly: "Okay, I'll let you know today that my fist is not a vegetarian." ”
Xuan Ling rolled up his cuffs as he spoke, looking at Bai Yue with a menacing attitude, a big battle was inevitable.
The first strike is strong, and the second strike suffers.
Adhering to this truth, Bai Yue suddenly took out a piece of talisman paper and threw it towards Xuan Ling after reciting a mantra.
Boom, the explosion sounded, and the smoke was everywhere, looking at the Xuan Ling who had not appeared after the smoke, Bai Yue smiled triumphantly, and then let out that kind of madness, which made people laugh and mock him when they heard it: "I thought it was so powerful, it turned out to be a three-legged cat." ”
But in the next second, his expression suddenly froze, and the laughter stopped abruptly, and after the billowing smoke cleared, looking at the Xuan Ling who appeared without any loss, Bai Yue suddenly felt bad.
"I didn't expect you to know Taoism too."