【92】Don't hide!
"How? Do you want to call it or not? Lu Nian smiled, with a toying face, he is now trying to train Cheng Yang Xiao, if he screams, it is equivalent to a successful training, and he is not afraid that he will jump off the wall in a hurry, because Cheng Yang Xiao's brain is really calm.
Cheng Yangxiao's scalp was numb.
it!
What kind of weird quirky interest is this?
Let me call you an official?
Why don't you eat?
You don't know you're playing with fire? As soon as I give the order, you have to die, don't you understand this reality? Do you want me to tell you?
No way! Hit the streets!
"You still can't recognize reality? As long as I do it, you all have to die! You know? Hit the streets! Chengyang smiled and gritted his teeth.
Lu Nian nodded: "I know, but haven't you heard a word?" The hard ones are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal ones are afraid of being stunned, the stunned ones are afraid of dying, coincidentally, I'm the kind of person who doesn't want to die, if you're willing to bet with me, let's gamble, the fragments can't burst out of me, I'll sell them tomorrow, artifact fragments, it should be very sought-after. ”
"You!"
"Slightly~~"
Hiss--!
Facing Lu Nian's shamelessness, Cheng Yangxiao suddenly gasped suddenly, in order to stabilize himself.
Don't be grumpy! Don't be angry! You can't make a mistake! Otherwise, it will be even more difficult for this shard in the future!
Even if this person is shameless, he must be as stable as Mount Tai!
Chengyang smiled and fell silent.
In the eyes of outsiders, he seemed to have made some kind of determination.
Cai Copying looked at Cheng Yang and smiled, and said busily: "Brother Yang! Calm down! ”
Dayang also sensed that something was wrong, and said, "Brother Yang, this can't be!" ”
The two of them went up one after another to pull Chengyang and smiled, and said bitterly.
Chengyang shook off the two of them with a smile, his eyes became firm, if he wanted to succeed, what about the humiliation of his crotch?
How about calling him an official?
Even if you think about it in your heart, you really have to do it...
No matter!
Cheng Yang smiled and blushed, looked at Lu Nian, and confided in a difficult whisper: "Official... My dear. ”
Quiet--!
Silence --!
Everyone's eyes widened!
Did this man sell his shame to the devil?!
This... That's all called out?!
Lu Nian suddenly smiled happily and said loudly: "Eh!! The officials are here, Xiao Yangyang. ”
His pandering voice made everyone feel sad and cold!
"I really doubt Brother Zhu Xiao's orientation now, is there still such a shameful play?" Beibei feels a little cool.
"Brother Zhuxiao, it's really... It's kind of amazing. The red-crowned crane snickered.
"Who the hell is surrounding whom?" Confused.
"It's also the first time I've seen anyone in such a field who can be so mad." Dandan Luo coughed in his heart, always feeling a little strange.
What the hell is this Chengyang Xiao doing?
Wouldn't it be okay to just do it?
Can't you see that Zhu Xiao deliberately teased him?
"That's it! Now, there's a story to tell! Hand over the pieces when you're done! Chengyang's smiling face did not change, of course, the old face was still red.
Lu Nian saw that the training was successful, so he might as well say directly: "Listen well, this story is very simple." ”
"Say!" Chengyang smiled impatiently.
"Okay." Lu Nian nodded, thought about it and said, "Once upon a time, there were two people, named Zhu Xiao and Cheng Yang Xiao. ”
Chengyang smiled: "??? ”
Everyone: "??? ”
Bring it in directly with your real name? Can this still be a story?
You're afraid you're not going to do any more bells and whistles, right?
Looking at everyone's slightly questioning eyes, Lu Nian pressed his hand: "I haven't finished talking yet, listen well, the story takes place in ancient times, in a village, there are two woodcutters, they are called Zhu Xiao and Cheng Yang Xiao, what makes the whole village envious is that Cheng Yang Xiao has a beautiful wife, but his wife seems to have been reluctant to Zhu Xiao." ”
Chengyang smiled: "!! ”
Everyone: "!! ”
This is definitely not a story!
This is definitely made up!
Right! Definitely made up!
It's not made up, eat!
Eat TM million tons!
Lu Nian continued: "Late one night, Zhu Xiao and Chengyangxiao's wife finally walked to the bed, they chatted happily on the bed, and did not do anything wrong, although the clothes were stripped naked, but they did not do anything inferior to the beast, and then, Chengyang smiled and returned, and bumped into this scene at a glance, asking, what do you think?" ”
After speaking, Lu Nian looked at Chengyang and smiled.
Chengyang laughed for a moment, and it became popular.
Is this the story?
This is deliberately finding fault!
"You're looking for death, it seems that we don't have to talk about it." Cheng Yang smiled coldly.
Lu Nian scolded in a flash: "Then you still dare to say that our enmity is written off?" Aren't you taking off your pants and farting? I slept with your wife, can you still smile and pass? Do you think I'll believe it? Xiao Yangyang. ”
"Since you are sincere, I have no choice, I will bet with you today! Zhu Xiao, remember, in the future, I will stare you to death! Unless you quit the tour, see it once and kill it once! Cheng Yang said with a smile.
"Fall in love and kill each other so soon? Xiao Yangyang. Lu Nian smiled, and then summoned the Meteoric Fire Xiao.
Rumble--!
A black flame appeared out of thin air, gradually turning into a seven-hole fire Xiao with a dim red body.
The tide of battle is on the verge of breaking out.
"This is about to start?" Beibei was stunned, he still looked like he was negotiating before, and he said that he would change his face?
"Keep an eye on Zhu Xiao." Dan Dan Luo said in a low heart, and turned on the battle enchantment, and the long knife burst into flames.
"No, how do you fight this?" Beibei was depressed, so he had to wear a good claw, although he did this, but he still didn't know how to operate, but there was a group of high players on the other side! Anyone who comes out is a skill that kills the whole team!
Cheng Yang smiled and saw that the other party was all ready to fight, and his eyes narrowed: "I really dare to do it, on the contrary, it's really a joke, since I want to die, I won't talk nonsense with you, I'm ready to do it!" ”
The high-level players behind him are also ready to strike a killer blow.
"Don't worry, don't listen to me before you die? But I finally broke out this fire, at least let me enjoy it, right? Lu Nian shook Huo Xiao, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Didn't you say that if there are no immortals coming today, we won't be able to leave?" Coincidentally... There are really gods. ”
The corners of Chengyang's eyebrows twitched: "What do you mean?" ”
Lu Nian looked at the vacant seat beside him: "Two beautiful girls, don't hide invisibly!" Trouble come out. ”
Everyone looked at Lu Nian's side in astonishment.
Look at nothing.
Pretty girl?
I think this guy is not a fool, right?
Who's there?
"Brother Zhu Xiao, what are you doing here?" Beibei was at a loss for words, and asked Dandan Luoxin.
Dandan Luo Xin shook his head: "I don't understand it either." ”
Cheng Yangxiao didn't know what this guy was doing, so he said directly: "Send them to death!" ”