Chapter 200: Defeated Talent
A song was quickly sung.
Tang Mu stood on the stage with a microphone.
"Hello everyone!"
It was a microphone that had been processed by sound, and Tang Mu's words carried a strong sense of vicissitudes, as if he was really an old man.
The host stood next to him and looked at the guessing panel.
"Fellow judges, our old man has finished singing, do you have any clues?"
The guessing jury looked at each other.
"This person's voice feels familiar to me, but I can't remember hearing it there for a while, where are you from?" A member of the guessing panel named Tao Ying was the first to speak.
She is from Baodao, she is a singer who can be said to be very powerful, and her status in the music scene of Baodao is very obvious.
After she asked such a question, the host hurriedly reminded: "You can't ask the place directly." β
Tao Ying sighed: "Then let me ask another question, do you speak Cantonese?" β
Tao Ying's meaning, if she can speak Cantonese, it may be from the Xiangjiang area, even if she doesn't directly say the place, you can basically know the general direction of the singer's development.
However, as soon as he finished asking, many members of the guessing jury sighed.
"Sister Ying, your question is a bit low, that singer can't speak two words of Cantonese?"
"That's right, this question is too pitiful, and it will only mislead us more and more."
Guessing the jury, Tang Mu said hello in Cantonese: "Sister Ying, hello!" β
Tang Mu's Cantonese is still very standard, but what the guessing panel said just now also makes sense, and guessing his place based on whether he can speak Cantonese is obviously a little too naΓ―ve.
"May I ask how you gave yourself an old man's name, are you very old?" Another jury asked.
Tang Mu hesitated for a moment, and then said: "Just listen to my voice, I will definitely not be young." β
As soon as these words came out, the entire guessing jury was about to collapse.
"Big brother, has your voice been processed?"
"That's right......"
Tang Mu sighed: "I'm talking about the sound of singing just now." β
"I'll go, you just sang with a lot of energy, that's like an old man, I dare to conclude that you are definitely not over 30 years old......"
Everyone said everything I said, and it wasn't until the end that Huang Lun asked: "Let me ask you a few questions, do we know each other?" β
"Oh...... I still admire Mr. Huang's writing ability. β
Everyone was speechless, and Huang Lun couldn't cry or laugh: "I mean, do I know you, have we ever talked together or something?" β
"You should know me, I'm still very popular."
Tang Mu is actually a little bit of a non-answerer, but this can be regarded as having a certain amount of laughter and highlights, the more vague he is, the more interesting this show actually becomes.
Otherwise, you can answer whatever the jury asks, what else is there to guess?
However, after Tang Mu said this, Huang Lun showed a weird smile: "I probably know who you are, did we meet in a music variety show?" β
"Ah, Mr. Huang, do you really have a clue?"
"Eight or nine is not far from ten, if it weren't for him, I would have launched the music scene."
"It's really fake, you've been out of music for a long time"
Hahaha, everyone laughed for a while, because Huang Lun likes to bet on the music scene, it doesn't matter if he wins, if he loses, he says that he launched the Korean music scene, the Japanese music scene or something.
It's a quibble for myself, but this has also become a joke of this show.
"Has Mr. Huang participated in other types of variety shows?" Tang Mu asked rhetorically, Huang Lun is a lyricist, and the variety shows he participated in must be musical.
And the meaning of Tang Mu's sentence is that Huang Lun has not participated in other types of programs, so is Huang Lun's sentence a bit of a problem?
said as if he had participated in other types of variety shows.
After Tang Mu spoke, everyone teased again.
The host saw that everyone was almost asking questions on the stage, so he finally interrupted them: "Let's take a look at the talents of the guests." β
"Yes, yes, what other talents do you usually have, we may be able to speculate based on your talents."
"I'll ...... Dance. β
Tang Mu actually still has a lot of talents, but some talents are easy to expose themselves, so he chose a dance.
"It's okay to dance, what do you dance, show us all."
"Let's dance mechanically."
As soon as they heard that the old man could dance mechanically, the guessing panel immediately became excited, mechanical dance is a kind of dance that tests skills very much, and it looks particularly emotional.
When the whole person jumps, it is like a robot dancing, and now this kind of dance is still very popular in the land of China, and some of the more powerful people can dance as if the whole person's head suddenly fell off, which is simply amazing.
They felt that since this old man had a talent for dancing, it should be good.
"Let me tell you, the talents of those guests in the previous episodes are only the worst, not worse, we hope that your talents will not disappoint everyone."
Tao Ying looked at Tang Mu and said, Tang Mu smiled: "This kind of thing will never happen to me, I am a very serious person, you have to believe me." β
"Ah, then we're going to have to look forward to it."
"Let's see."
"Meet ......"
Amid the cheers of the guessing jury, Tang Mu began his mechanical dance performance.
In fact, he is only rough about this kind of dance, and the reason why he is proficient in this is purely for the effect of the show, and the talent show is to be good-looking.
At the beginning, his whole person suddenly stiffened, and then he really did a few more classic and particularly handsome mechanical dance moves, but he was only handsome for three seconds.
After a few movements, the whole person suddenly wanted to have a convulsion, and he shook his arms and legs on the stage.
Guess the jury's side, after seeing Tang Mu do a few handsome moves at first, they really thought that this talent would be very good, but as soon as they blinked their eyes, they were stunned, and everyone was shocked by the performance on stage.
They either covered their faces and sighed, or looked up to the sky and howled, which was a bit loveless.
"Disappointed, so disappointed, you are so talented that you can't bear to look at it directly."
"What did you say before, that this kind of collapse would never happen to you, but what about the facts?"
"The fact is that the machinery lacks electricity and begins to cramp ......"
As soon as Tang Mu said this, all the people in the guessing group suddenly couldn't help laughing again.
After such a joke, the show finally continued.
"Guess the members of the jury gave a list of three artists."