Go out... Something happened!

Why do you want to pick it up with your hands!

Fresh breeze! Come back soon! Your wife is going to green you!

Lu Nian was completely stunned, and his wife was too impatient, and she wanted to turn green if she didn't agree with her.

What to do? I only gave three seconds, and I don't have enough time to run to the bathroom now!

"Okay, you, pick it up, don't even let out a fart, okay! You wait! Not only will I green you, but I'm going to take pictures for you! ”

On the other end, the female voice became cold.

Lu Nian has no choice, now he can only make a mistake!

Try to recall the sound of the breeze, a slightly tired and thick nasal voice.

Let yourself save the breeze!

Lu Nian suppressed his voice, pinched his nose slightly, and said to the small square: "I'm here." ”

At the other end, the woman was visibly stunned.

Lu Nian frowned, could it be that he was not like enough, so he was recognized?

"Huh? So patient today? ”、

On the other end, the woman smiled playfully.

This kind of attitude, Lu Nian knows, there is a play!

Qingfeng and her wife are just angry, and at this time, they should use the momentum of a domineering president to break through!

Lu Nian stabilized his position: "I think about it a lot, I don't accept divorce!" ”

"You..." the woman glared, although her heart was a little shaken, but it was not a way to go on like this! Must be divorced!

"Don't rush to hear me." Lu Nian thought about the sassy words he could think of, so he said gently: "I have been working hard, I have ridiculed you, but it is also why our bright future, if you want to say that this is an excuse, or if you want to say that it is perfunctory, I have nothing to be sorry for, but I can only say one word now, I have always loved you deeply, so you can't go." ”

Wow... What a real tama!

Wow... I'm really stupid, can I say this kind of thing?

Good... What an embarrassing line!

Lu Nian wanted to vomit a little about what he had just said.

But on the other side of the small square, the woman sighed.

A simple sentence made Lu Nian shocked, is it so easy to get a strategy?

I thought it was a tough battle!

"I'll go back, I'll be with you desperately, wait for me a while." Lu Nian continued to use words that made him sick.

But it seems that Qingfeng's wife especially likes Qingfeng's sweet words.

Her anger soon faded and she turned into a cute little woman.

"Fengfeng, I still like you to call me by my name."

Lu Nian is petrified, who knows your name?

What's next?

How could he possibly know Qingfeng's wife's milk name?

Lu Nian diverted the topic and asked, "Do you know what day it is?" ”

Soon, he replied to Qingfeng's wife's very happy voice: "It turns out that you still remember that this is our seventh wedding anniversary?" ”

"Uh... Right! I remember, I always remember. Lu Nian gasped.

Still... Is there still such an operation?!

"Did you say you came back in the evening? No gifts. ”

"On such an important day, don't you need me to prepare a gift?" Lu Nian frowned, unable to read a woman's heart at all.

"You don't know if you want to say no, do you? Pighead, you know what I like best, right? ”

On the other end, the voice became gentle.

Lu Nian knew that he couldn't answer this question, otherwise it would be over! It must be answered implicitly.

"Of course. . . Know.. Finish.. Now, my little sweetheart. Lu Nian said affectionately, there are 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart, really disgusting grass and mud horses, why can he be so disgusting.

"Nasty! This will make people even if you call them by their names, and they won't be moved. ”

"......" Lu Nian's face was full of black lines.

"Well, then I'll cook first, and I'll wait for you to come back in the evening."

"Toot --!"

Lu Nian put down the small square and did a good deed by himself, but he didn't know why, and there was always a little resistance in his heart.

Is this what happens after marriage?

Does it need to be so disgusting?

Also, Why is someone's milk name called Little Sweetheart?

What the hell is wrong with this world?

Lu Nian sat on the sofa gloomy for a while.

The clean breeze is also back.

After taking care of it a little, Brother Sharp has also become a handsome and successful person, and finally saw a little bit of the shadow of a handsome guy.

If he hadn't seen the photos of Qingfeng when he was young, Lu Nian wouldn't have dared to think that Qingfeng would be so handsome.

"Qingfeng, when you go back in the evening, buy something your wife likes." Lu Nian said.

Qingfeng shook his wet hair: "Teacher Lu, I didn't expect you to be young, and you like to preach." ”

Lu Nian looked at him seriously: "Do you know what day it is?" ”

Qingfeng was suddenly startled, and his eyes were stunned.

Lu Nian nodded.

Qingfeng patted his head: "Damn! Today is the goddess figure pre-sale! I'm going to have a comic book exhibition at night! I almost forgot! Mr. Lu, thank you for reminding me, I didn't expect you to pay special attention to the goddess figure. ”

Lu Nian didn't want to speak for an instant, this person felt that there was no medicine! Divorce is definitely a divorce!

"Today is your wedding anniversary with your wife!" Lu Nian couldn't help but complain.

Qingfeng was stunned for a moment, and asked questioningly, "Teacher Lu, how do you know?" ”

Lu Nian's heart was empty, and he glanced at his gaze: "Fight... Inquire out. ”

"Teacher Lu, you are really concerned about my private affairs, it's okay, what is there to care about such a thing as an anniversary? I forgot it myself. ”

"Your wife..."

Qingfeng interrupted Lu Nian: "How can my wife have a figurine important?" Does she have a beautiful figure? If your wife is gone, you can find it again! This is a limited figure, and if you miss it, you really miss it! ”

"......" Lu Nian is desperate, he is really worried about eating radishes, and everyone is thinking about finding a wife again!

However, Qingfeng thought about it: "It seems that the wife is also very important, and you are right, I have to prepare something for her, I will give her a figure, right?" You see, isn't it very sincere? Isn't it precious? I've been staring at that figure for a long time! A 50,000 yuan! ”

"Let's give your wife what she likes." Lu Nian smiled bitterly.

"How can I know what she likes? Aren't figurines enough? Qingfeng asked Lu Nian rhetorically.

"Eh, you, you, you're too sluggish, too pig-headed." Lu Nian sighed.

Qingfeng also sighed: "A woman's requirements are too high, and I am not a roundworm in her stomach, how can I know what she likes?" ”

Lu Nian rolled his eyes: "It's not obvious, girls must like what cosmetics, what brand-name bags, it's really not good, you can send some jewelry!" ”

"Phew! Mr. Lu, are you a genius?! How do you know my wife loves jewelry? If you don't say it, I forgot! ”

"Huh."

"Leave this alone, there's a meeting coming up, are things ready? For the music department, this one is critical. ”

(End of chapter)