Chapter 29: The Bitterness of Growing Up

I tried the effect.,The control effect of the ice elf is not bad.,With the slowdown effect of my frost quiver.,The monster hung up directly before it touched me.。

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I don't know when, Hua Qiusheng has already arranged the furniture on our side. The sofa, coffee table, water dispenser, everything is available, and even the simple kitchen is installed.

Well, I was intoxicated by the scene of the holographic game, and I couldn't even sense the great changes in the living room! The holographic experience is so magical!

"I'm so hungry!"

Meng Shulan touched her stomach and walked out of the bedroom, and when she saw Qiao Shiwei cooking noodles, she immediately became interested, swallowing her saliva and staring at the steaming pot.

"Eat more, I'll eat too!"

As soon as Meng Shulan said this, I was also hungry, so I followed: "Same as above!" ”

Qiao Shiwei helplessly spread her hands and threw all the two noodles into the pot.

Ten minutes later, I asked while eating, "Little Joe, don't you usually go to class?" ”

Meng Shulan replied first: "Idiot, haven't you experienced college?" There are basically no classes in the junior year! ”

"Huh! Let's go! It turns out that Xiao Qiao is a junior! ”

"That's right!"

I suddenly noticed that my senior sister's room hadn't moved for a long time, so I asked, "What about senior sister?" ”

Meng Shulan smiled evilly and said in a low voice: "Next door!" ”

I was slightly stunned, it turned out that these two people really have a leg! It's over, don't think about sleeping tonight!

I don't know about others, but I can't be more familiar with Hua Qiusheng. This kid has a solid family and is three times as old as me. I think I didn't know the true meaning of *****these five words until I was 18 years old, and Hua Qiusheng was worried at this time, whether to kill the baby of his first girlfriend.

This is not the key, the key is that Hua Qiusheng always turns on the music to the maximum when applauding for love, so as to hide the manic movements.

Sure enough, in the next second, the high-pitched and piercing music next door sounded: "The whole world is speaking Chinese......"

I couldn't help but be speechless and scolded: "Yes, yes, yes!" The whole world is speaking Chinese, but you're the only one speaking Japanese! ”

"Japanese?" Xiao Qiao was stunned.

I hurriedly explained: "Ah, that, he has learned a small language, hehehehe! ”

Xiao Qiao seemed to understand: "That's it! ”

I immediately shifted the question and asked Meng Shulan, "How is your mission?" ”

She stopped her chopsticks and said indignantly: "Damn! The old lady was attacked in the Black Wind Ridge! I heard that there were four beauties in Heifengling, I was about to climb the tree to see it, but I didn't know who beat me with a stick, and I fell to the ground and fainted, the beauty didn't look at it, and the blood bar was deducted by more than half, causing me to spend a lot of money to buy blood medicine! ”

I'm suddenly embarrassed, Black Wind Ridge? Belle? Climb trees? Sap? Eh, the person I smashed down at that time, could it be Meng Shulan? Looking back now, the consistency between that voice and Meng Shulan seems to be really high!

I stammered, "Uh..... Eh, this, well, hehe, no way, it's really wicked over there, there are a lot of bad guys, you pay more attention! But he kept muttering in his heart: "You yourself are a woman, and you still climb so high to see beautiful women?" You said that you are not Lala, and I don't believe you to kill you! ”

Hearing the two of us talking about Black Wind Ridge, Xiao Qiao was also full of discomfort. She was one of the four beauties who were captured. At that moment, I glanced at each other, pursed my lips and didn't say anything again.

After a while, she suddenly asked, "Li Anyi, you mentioned the Vermilion Bird Formation at that time, have you studied it?" ”

My heart is overjoyed, could it be that Little Joe remembered me?

I was the first person to introduce the professional term Suzaku Array into online games. Except for me, the other players named this tactic very bluntly: "Shoot Lao Tzu!" What's more, the kung fu of cherishing words like gold has reached its peak, and the direct word: "shooting", even if it is a tactic.

But none of this is enough to summarize the whole picture. Because Suzaku is not only an ultra-long-range output beast, but also represents high explosiveness and high agility, the intention is to blitzkrieg, and quickly defeat the target to facilitate subsequent strategic arrangements.

Just one shot is still too pale.

I smiled proudly: "Don't say research, I'm the founder!" ”

Xiao Qiao frowned slightly, half-convinced: "Really?" After a moment of silence, she continued, "What about your pet?" Is that name emphasing something? ”

I'm even more excited, this girl really thinks of me!

"That's right, my Battle.net ID is 'I'm not Li Xiaoyao', I've played "Huaxia"!"

The girl looked at me blankly for a long time and confirmed, "Really? ”

"It's like a fake!"

That beauty in my heart! I think that at the beginning, Qiao Yeweiliang and I were a pair of legendary partners in "Huaxia". Everywhere I went, there was no grass, the killing speed was so fast that it exploded, and any monster was as brittle as Wangwang Broken Ice Ice with the cooperation of the two of us, and no matter when other players explored the map, they couldn't even find the hair, which was all thanks to the two of us.

Now that Xiao Qiao finally thinks of me, the miracle of the Condor Heroes is about to be staged again, how can I not be excited!

Unexpectedly, Qiao Shiwei's face suddenly changed, she threw her rice bowl on the coffee table, and shouted angrily: "Sister Lan, help me flatten her!" ”

Meng Shulan raised her head blankly, and for some reason, she was stunned: "What? This color embryo is peeking at your breasts again? ”

Qiao Shiwei said hatefully: "He cheated me of a wedding ring in "Huaxia", and as soon as I got married, this product disappeared without a trace, and I worked hard to save half a year's game currency to buy a pair of rings, but I didn't expect to be released by him in the end!" I'm! ”

I was stunned and remembered that I was forced to leave the game at that time, not because I released the pigeons, but because I was swept out of the house by my father and couldn't even pay the internet bill!

But, is this an excuse? Will Qiao Shiwei believe it? Because I was so shy and desperate that I sold the ring......

At that time, in the game, the market price of a wedding ring was 99999, which represented happiness for a long time, and I threw it away for 70,000 yuan in order to realize it, so it's no wonder that people are not angry!

Meng Shulan had already smashed it with a pink fist, bang! I hung the color directly, and two bright red streams flowed from my nostrils.

"It hurts! Is it okay to tap it? You're a lady! ”

"Humph! Scumbags can't be forgiven! ”

I cried, "But it's just a game!" ”

Qiao Shiwei beat me for a while, and at the end, I finally sat back in my place in a daze.

I regained my freedom, hurriedly retreated, and ate my rice bowl first, so that I would not be so heartbreaking when I was full and beaten.

Qiao Shiwei burst out of nowhere: "Is it a game?" No! Its a war! ”

My whole body was so shocked that I forgot to chew the noodles in my mouth. This crazy and cool English sentence is my game signature in "Huaxia", but I didn't expect that she still remembers it!

The background of this sentence in English is that my dad chased me for ten streets with a rolling pin, and asked angrily: "A game, closer than you?" ”

I grinned and said, "Is it just a game?" No! It's a fight! A battle that shakes the world! ”

"I'll let you fight! I'm blowing you! ”

......

I can't translate the difficult words "shocking the world", so I can only translate literally: "Game? No! It's a fight! At that time, it was also regarded as my own online game creed.

Perhaps, I was born a rebellious person, and even though my father taught me this, I still have a deep love for online games. Is it really addictive? I can't tell.

From the worldview of "Huaxia", I learned too many myths and historical battles that I had never heard of before.

For example, Pangu opened the world, Nuwa made people from the soil, and later the Yanhuang tribe, the battle of Zhuolu, Kuafu's day by day, Jingwei reclamation, etc., and even "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" I can recite it backwards.

Everything in an online game is more engaging than a dull textbook.

And the grasp of various distances, the calculation of angles, and the various strange bonus formulas in the battle made me can't help but study it, just to maximize my damage.

With a fanaticism for online games, I didn't fall behind much in my homework, and finally was magically admitted to a key university, Jiangbei University, the best university in Jiangbei City.

Online games, is it really a tiger? I don't know.

It wasn't until later that Qiao Yeweiliang told me a story.

Little Novice: "Can mortals eat meat when they chant?" ”

Abbot: "Buddha is taboo to kill!" ”

Little Novice: "Can mortals chant when they eat meat?" ”

Abbot: "The Buddha repents!" ”

When you play online games when you are learning knowledge, you will always be accused by your parents of not doing your job; So what about studying while playing online games?

No, in the eyes of parents, no matter what the situation is, it is not doing business.

But it was also because of Qiao Shiwei's enlightenment that I was relieved. And quickly adjusted his mentality, from the previous "this equipment is handsome" to "how to optimize the calculation formula to maintain the balance of the profession", and the game skills and tactics have improved by leaps and bounds.

It's a pity that when I applied for the numerical planning of the online game company of the man-times, I was turned away. Their reason is simple: "I only believe in the profession, not in self-study." ”

Therefore, when I encounter an online game that can make money, I rush forward as desperately as a fly that loves, which is one of the reasons why I am infinitely obsessed with "Genesis Era".

Qiao Shiwei felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and apologized softly: "I'm sorry, I lost my temper!" That incident should have passed a long time ago, tens of thousands of yuan, and it is still very good to save now......"

Me: "Meng Shulan, shut up!" The noodles in the pot are mine! ”

Meng Shulan: "Snoring, purring, no, I'm not full!" You go cook it again! ”

Qiao Shiwei was full of black lines, as if to say, Li Anyi is really faceless and skinless!

At night, I curled up on the sofa in the living room and tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep for a long time.

After hesitating for a long time, I still dialed my mother's phone.

The other end quickly connected: "Hey? Who is it? ”

That's when I realized that I had already changed my number. My mother's familiar voice came to my ears, and my nose was sore, and tears almost fell from my eyes. Quickly hang up the phone and bury your head deep in the covers.

It's not that I refuse to go home, but I must prove that the child who is addicted to online games has grown up! He is no longer the ignorant Internet addict teenager!