Chapter 157: Stamped, You're My Mount
So then, it took a few tentative steps forward, keeping a safe distance, and then the dog's eyes squinted at the firmament.
"I said, boy, who gave you the courage to scold Bendi?"
"You dare to scold so fiercely, you kid has a kind of bite me, if you don't bite me, don't compare."
Cang Ming was stunned, and a mouthful of reverse blood almost spurted out again: "I'm ...... it."
Erha looked at his scolding appearance, but a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes: "I said grandson, what's the use of being ruthless?" A real man, you still have to rely on strength to speak. โ
"You just rely on your mouth to scold like this, I think most of them have kidney deficiency, right? If you can't do it, you can only get over it. โ
"Alas, I have kidney deficiency at a young age, I am really anxious for your father, what do you say if your family is dead?"
"Young man, listen to my advice, if you want to replenish your kidneys, you have to eat more tiger whips, that thing ......"
"Poof!"
Listening to Erha's chatter in a serious tone there, Cang Ming spurted out a mouthful of reverse blood again, and his aura was almost more messy.
"Oops, spurting blood!"
Erha's eyes flashed with joy, and he finally confirmed that this guy had no power to resist, so the thief came up.
It was dressed in a floral skirt, looking at Cang Ming with squinting eyes, and raised its chin in full bloom and said:
"It's scared dogs!"
"I said where did this beggar come from, he looks so ugly, don't come out and be scary, okay?"
Cang Ming's face was flushed, he was now dressed in a gorgeous purple robe that was shattered into strips of cloth, and his long hair was scorched into a chicken nest, but his gray face was indeed not much better than that of a beggar.
Erha walked with the old man, followed the human example, carried a pair of dog legs on his back, tilted his head, looked at the sky with one dog's eyes, and looked at the sky with the other dog's eyes.
"I said you beggar, don't keep scolding, it's your honor to be the emperor's mount."
"By the way, it's been a long time since you've taken a shower, so you don't have fleas on you, right?" Erha suddenly showed a shocked expression: "It's over, riding on your face just now, there must be fleas on your body running onto my holy dog body." โ
"Ah, what should I do with this?"
"This emperor is clear and jade, and the pure immortal body that is unparalleled in the world is actually defiled, I have to wash it a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times to wash it clean."
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Seeing Erha chattering there, his eyes almost popped out, he felt his heart beat faster, and he almost couldn't slow down in one breath.
Nima, he was actually disgusted by a dog, how could there be such a cheap dog in this world, at this moment he felt that the most hateful creature in the world was a dog.
"Ah, I hate it!"
"Dead dog, don't let me catch you, or I'll cut you with a thousand knives and kill all the dogs on this star."
Cang Mingqi's face turned green, and he decided to eat dog meat for a month in a row this time, so as to calm the hatred in his heart.
"Damn, you're looking for death!"
Erha's face immediately darkened, it felt so unfair, everyone bullied the dog.
"It's not fair, why bully a dog? Look at the world full of broken dogs, too white dogs, dog things, fox friends and dog friends, wolf heart dog lungs, monovocal dogs, etc., the most scolded sentences in this world are basically with dogs. โ
"Is there such a bully for dogs, dogs eat your rice?"
With anger burning in his heart, Erha Dog glared at Cang Ming, and then rushed up and slapped him on the head.
Syllable!
"You dare to hit me?" Cang Ming's face changed: "You are looking for death." โ
Erha sneered: "It's you who hit, the master's young sister told me that this trick is called a blow to the father's love, and it is a special treatment for the disobedient turtle grandson." โ
"Eat my father's love blow...... Syllable! โ
"Ah, I'm going to kill you!"
"Father's love strikes again...... Syllable! โ
"Die, you dead dog, I'll fight with you."
"Father's love strikes three times...... Syllable! โ
"Dead dog, I##&*"
"Eh, you still have the strength to scold people, you really deserve to be the proud figure of the younger generation, it seems that I am going to show my hole cards."
"Look at the power that my Erha Emperor once fought to shock the heavens, suppress an era, make the gods tremble, and the emperor was terrified of the world-shaking trick - three strikes of father's love...... Bang Bang Bang! โ
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Cang Ming was so angry that his face turned pale, and a mouthful of reverse blood spurted out again, when had he ever suffered such a loss when he was so big?
Even his biological father has never patted his head like this, it's so shameful, bang on the head, it's really like a father beating his son.
"Poofโ"
Gu Qian looked at this scene and couldn't help laughing. A two-ha dog in a flower skirt squinted at his eyes and stretched out his paws to pat Cang Ming's head, which was simply so funny that people couldn't help laughing.
The few people who were forced to disperse by God's mental retardation blow in the battlefield not far away finally returned, and they watched this scene in disbelief.
"Ah, dead dog, if I don't kill you, I won't swear to be Cangxuan!"
Cang Ming suspected that his lungs had exploded, and the shame had been thrown to his grandmother's house, and once this matter was reported back to his home planet, then he would be discredited.
He was speechless in front of everyone, just staring at Erha, his eyes were full of murder.
Erha was taken aback by his gaze, but quickly confirmed that the other party was tough on the surface, but in fact had no power to resist, so the dog-eyed thief turned around and continued to squint.
"Well, the kid has a personality, I like it very much."
"Such a violent temper is suitable for being my mount, and I can't look down on half of them."
It said, looking at Cang Ming carefully: "I have decided that from now on, you will be my mount." โ
"Come, I'll put a stamp on you."
Xiao Erha glared at the dog's eyes, stretched out the dog's paw and pressed a black dog paw print on Cang Ming's face. This dog's paw print is also magical, after being imprinted on Cang Ming's face, it suddenly turned into a little light and melted into his face, as if it had become a tattoo, not like it could be washed off.
"Well, that's good, with this stamp, you're my mount."
Cang Ming felt the itching on his face, and couldn't help frowning, and he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart.
It was a great shame to be printed on the face by the dog's paws, and he tried his best to suppress his anger, preparing to quickly calm the spiritual power of the riot in his body, and then free his hands to clean up Erha. But he sensed that something was wrong with the dog's paw prints, and it seemed that a mysterious power had seeped into his body.
As if sensing what Cang Ming was thinking, Erha raised his chin and said coldly:
"Don't expect to be able to wash off my seal, my paw print is covered by the power of reincarnation, even if you take it, you can't even wash it off in reincarnation."
"So, from now on, be my mount in peace."
Erha took two steps back, carefully examined the dog's paw prints, and nodded with satisfaction.
"Well, yes, it's pretty."
"Also, the right dot is also stamped, and it looks good if it is symmetrical."
After it finished speaking, ignoring Cang Ming's gaze about to eat people, its deep claws pressed down on the other side of Cang Ming's face.