Chapter 287: I took the chair

The one-eyed man who had been knocked down was not very tall and could not be found in the crowd. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Na Chang Chao onlookers, hugged a circle of fists, and said: "We Yongshan Town, Xiwudang martial arts, everyone has seen it, seeing is believing, hearing is false." That eye said the same. My work is unfathomable. Are there anyone who is willing to practice martial arts? If you are willing to practice martial arts, you can come out, and the tuition fee is a little expensive. ”

One of the people in the crowd said: "It's too fast, can't you see clearly?" ”

When the Taoist chief heard this, he didn't know who said the ground? After thinking about it, he said to everyone: "Ah, this, or I'll give you another trick to perform." Perform a performance, kick your knees to perform. ”

"Kick your knees to perform?" The thin man who spoke before heard the words and asked, "What is a knee kicking performance?" ”

The Taoist chief looked left and right, and said, "Who has a chair, I'll sit down and perform." ”

"I have a chair at home."

When everyone heard the sound, many people in the village knew this person, but the Taoist chief and his apprentices didn't know him. The person who spoke was none other than the old man who taught the private school at the northwest corner of this cross street.

"Isn't that old?" In the crowd, I don't know who said something.

The Taoist walked towards the northwest corner of the crowd of onlookers and asked, "Who said he has a chair in his house?" As he spoke, he stood in the crowd and took a look.

Lao De stood in front of him and said, "I said the ground." ”

Hearing this, the Taoist chief looked at the person in front of him, who was about the same height as him, and said, "What do you say?" ”

Lao De replied: "I said the ground." ”

The Taoist elder hugged Lao De and asked, "Excuse me, are you practicing martial arts?" ”

Lao De replied: "I teach a private school, teaching Mencius. I'm not a martial artist. ”

This old man had bad breath when he spoke, and the Taoist chief covered his nose and stepped back, and asked, "May I ask this gentleman, what is his name, can you get a chair for me?" ”

Lao De saw this long man covering his nose and hiding back, and he was a little unhappy in his heart. Lao De had read the Analects of Mencius, although he was a little unhappy in his heart, but when virtue came up, Lao De quickly dissolved his displeasure and said, "This Taoist leader, please wait a while, I will go to the private school and bring you a chair." After speaking, he turned around and squeezed out of the crowd, turned back to Dao Chang and said, "You can just call Lao De." ”

The chief thought he was squeezing it out, but he didn't expect to turn around and tell himself what his name was. The Taoist chief clenched his fists: "Oh, your name is Lao De." As soon as the Taoist finished speaking, Lao De squeezed out.

Lao De went out, glanced back, didn't speak again, and went directly to the private school.

The village owner came to find Lao De, and when he saw Lao De, he did not rashly greet Lao De, but let Lao De go first. Anyway, Lao De lives here, and he can't run. After watching the excitement, he went to Lao De's private school.

There were parents of the children of Lao De's private school in the crowd, and one of the children said to his mother: "This Lao De doesn't teach the children, why did he run out?" ”

"Sabotage." Someone in the crowd said something.

The talking child looked at his mother and asked, "Who said the ground?" After a glance, no one responded.

"This old man is also slacking off." The man who said that he was slacking off said something again in the crowd.

When the child heard this, he still didn't know who said the ground, and asked, "Who said the ground?" I looked left and right a few times, but there was still no response.

"It's not like a lazy construction site." The man who said that he was slacking off said something again in the crowd.

When the kid heard this, he said, "Who said the ground?" ”

Seven or eight people looked back at the place where the child was looking, and then the people behind the seven or eight also followed their eyes and glanced back. The kid still doesn't know who said that. "Who?" Stinky shamelessly! ”

After the kid finished scolding, the person who said that Lao De was slacking off his work squeezed out, changed places, and said, "I said Lao De, what are you scolding." you! After saying that, he immediately changed places again.

The boy was anxious and cried out, "Who! Come out, the daughter-in-law raises the land, and dares to take advantage of the old lady! I'll fuck you! This kid was really fucking anxious, and continued to scold: "Come out, shrink your head and turtle, hide your head Wang Ba." Dog daughter-in-law raises land! You come out! Dare to take advantage of the old lady! Look for death! ”

The one who said that Lao De was slacking off, he didn't know where to hide, and when he listened to the scolding, he had to eat the scolding in his stomach, and it was not good to scold back, because he had to expose himself if he scolded. I had no choice but to endure it.

The boy cursed, but no one replied, and he was angry, looked around, turned around and called out for a while.

The chief clenched his fist to the onlookers and said, "Wait a minute, wait for that old man, bring the chair, and I will perform a knee-kicking performance for everyone, scientific name, and fly when you touch it." ”

One of the crowd asked, "Is there really such a god?" ”

When the Taoist chief heard this, he looked at it, and he didn't know who was asking. He said, "God or not, you will know when you see it later." ”

As he spoke, the old man, carrying a chair, walked out of his private school and shouted, "Please let me go." And when they saw it, they all gave way to him.

Lao De carried the stool in, and the Taoist reached out to take the chair and said, "Thank you Mr. Lao De." ”

Lao De said: "A gentleman is kind to others, and it is fun to help others, and the Taoist chief does not need to thank him." ”

The Taoist leader hugged his fist at Lao De, turned around and set up the chair, let the apprentice go back, and called out another apprentice. This apprentice didn't wear a Taoist hat and Zhuangzi scarf, and half of the hair on the front of his head fell out.

The Dao chief said to the apprentice who had lost half of his hair, "You are ready." As he spoke, he sat down in his chair. He patted his knees with both hands and said to everyone: "Everyone is optimistic." As he spoke, he patted one leg and knee and said to the apprentice, "Come on, work hard." ”

The crowd of onlookers watched intently, and the apprentice stretched out his foot to try, and then kicked on the master's knee. His master sat motionless, and somehow, the apprentice kicked up, felt a slight stop, and fell directly backwards and lay on the ground. It can be more than two meters away.

Seeing the apprentice fall to the ground, the master pointed to the other apprentices and said, "You follow behind him." ”

The apprentice got up on his own, and the other disciples of the two Dao Masters followed.

The master patted one leg on the knee and said, "Come on, come again." ”

The apprentice, whose head had lost half of his hair, walked forward and kicked the master in the knee again. Like the last time, I felt him stop slightly, and then fell backwards to the ground, and the two Taoist priests who followed him received his two arms.

When the onlookers saw it, their eyes widened and their mouths opened, a little disbelieving. Don't believe what? I thought, this master didn't move, he kicked up, how could it be like kicking a spring?

Just when the onlookers were suspicious, the long man patted one leg and knee, and said, "Come again." Kick it off. ”

The apprentice who had lost half of his hair had been lifted up, faked falling twice, and his heartbeat was a little faster. In the past, he kicked baldly, but this apprentice was a person who had practiced work, and he felt stopped, and immediately fell back to the ground, and the two Taoist priests supported him with two arms.