Tian Fu's mentally retarded finished learning skills, scattered all the remaining quicklime on the ground into the puddle, didn't look at the climbing experience bar, took out a fine-wrought shovel, threw it at the RMB soldiers, poof, stuck at his feet, Zhang Jin said: "What are you doing?" Tian Fu said: "What are you doing? Dig a pit to kill leeches to upgrade! The RMB warrior rolled his phoenix eyes, turned his head, looked at the treetops in the distance, and said, "I remember that we are still betting, right?" Although, judging from the current situation, you have basically won, but you can't let me help you win my money! ”

Tian Fu controlled the mentally retarded and hugged his hands around his chest, and said, "Then do you want to upgrade?" Zhang Jin said: "Aren't you talking nonsense?" The level suppression of "Spring and Autumn" is obvious, who doesn't want to upgrade! Tian Fu said: "Are you up and down hundreds of thousands of dollars a second?" Zhang Jin nodded. Tian Fu said: "Hundreds of thousands of dollars a second, so how much time do you think is left for you to play games?" Zhang Jin suddenly figured out what Tian Fu was going to say, and said in a daze: "Four hours a week!" ”

Tian Fu pointed to the players on the plain in the distance, and said to himself: "There are about three or four monsters in a minute, and there are only one hundred and eighty points of experience, here." He grabbed a handful of quicklime and sprinkled it into the puddle, and said with a wicked smile: "Dig a good pit, and with a shake of your little hand, one hundred and eighty points of experience will be credited to your account." You are a smart person who cultivates both inside and outside, and you know how to choose the difference between the two! "Don't Tian Fu remind you, Zhang Jin knows how to choose, on the one hand, it is a normal routine that I don't know if I can upgrade for an hour, and on the other hand, it is a shortcut to verify the effectiveness with my own eyes! For him, a man who cherishes his time, the choice has been chosen from the beginning, but he looked at the mentally retarded and treacherous smile on the screen, and he was willing to let the other party lead the way, and said, "But I have no blood and quicklime!" Even if I dig a pit, I won't be able to kill the leeches! I'd better go buy something first! "I want to avoid the embarrassment of contributing to Tian Fu and earning his own money.

I saw a wave of the mentally handicapped, took out six bags of quicklime and four buckets of pig blood, and said: "Don't worry, when I bought these things for me, I took into account that you want to upgrade, and at the same time, you are a star with a million water army, and the promotion effect is very huge." He pointed to the puddle at his feet, and said with a smile: "With your relationship, here is still a blue ocean one second, and it will become a red sea the next second, so I specially bought it for you!" ”

Zhang Jin didn't expect that the mentally retarded player would prepare things for him in advance, and what he didn't expect was that the mentally retarded would use his complacent popularity to block his choice to take a step back, he didn't act now, he believed that his fans would be able to turn this place into a sea of people in minutes. has the intention not to do what Tian Fu said, but he wants to upgrade, once he does what Tian Fu said, he will fall into the embarrassment of helping others to earn his own money. In his opinion, the mentally retarded is doing this to save him worry, but when he looks at the mentally retarded's smiling eyes, he feels that the mentally retarded has calculated that there will be such a play from the beginning, set up a set, and wait for him to drill into it. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but turn his head to look at the live broadcast room, his audience saw that the famous pretending king might be deflated, this was to see him look at the live broadcast room with questioning eyes, and they all sent out expressions of gearing up and eagerness, and swiped the screen with a barrage and said: What do you see, I'm going to dig a pit。。。 This time, Zhang Jin had no reason to refuse to dig a pit, so he had to look at the mentally retarded on the screen stupidly.

Tian Fu said: "By the way, you are a businessman, how fierce is the competition in the Red Sea?" Zhang Jin nodded to show that he knew, seeing that the other party was prepared, he felt that it was difficult to get rid of this embarrassment, and asked, "Zhiye, why are you so good?" Tian Fu said: "Zhang Juzheng once told me, people, you have to observe and then plan, plan and then move, and everything is successful, so it is better to blame it, it is better to plan for it, to die for it, than to live for it." ”

Zhang Jin sighed a few times in his heart, and said in his heart: "The matter of pit people, you are also so reasonable, you are also a talent" was complaining in his heart, and the words became into his mouth: "Zhiye, you can't win my money again, and let me work for you and win my money, if you do this, it will seem that I am stupid!" Tian Fu waved his hand and said: "It's okay, you can hire me to help you dig a pit, but this digging fee is a bit expensive, like digging a big project, I will take the price of 10,000 gold!" Zhang Jin scolded angrily: "Doesn't this make me look stupid?" Tian Fu smiled slightly and said: "Wait, since you are too expensive, then the small shovel is 80, and the big shovel is 120!" Zhang Jin asked, "Copper plate?" Tian Fu controlled his mental retardation, hung his elbow on the precision wrought shovel, leaned on the precision wrought shovel, and said: "Gold coin, talking about business with people like you, talking about steel hammers will damage your identity!" ”

Seeing that the mentally handicapped had an expression of "I am good for you, I am just pit you", Zhang Jin rubbed his forehead with his hand, controlled the RMB warrior to push away the mentally retarded who was leaning on the fine-wrought shovel, and said indignantly: "The same money is stupid, I can't let you take advantage of anything!" Tian Fu said: "I think you should say here: if you don't quit prison, you won't count your work." At the very least, on the surface, you have a gentlemanly demeanor! When Zhang Jin heard this, he didn't think about it, he felt that Tian Fu was reasonable, and said in his heart: "That's right! Gentlemanly demeanor, at any time, demeanor can not be lost! He cleared his voice, lifted the shovel, and posed: "Well, I don't work tirelessly, I don't count the work, I'm talking about people like me." Then he was stunned for a moment and said, "Wait? On the surface, you have a gentlemanly demeanor, but on the surface you are a gentleman? He exclaimed, "That's not a hypocrite!" After speaking, he turned his head and stared viciously at the mentally retarded in front of him.

I saw that Tian Fu turned a blind eye to the RMB soldiers' desire to eat people, and wrote lightly: "What I said is not even a fake word!" Zhang Jinna didn't know that he was led into the pit by the player named mentally retarded in front of him, he only felt that he was the mentally retarded now, and he would have no way to take the person in front of him for a while, and said viciously: "You remembered it for me, my little book recorded today's black account!" ”

Zhang Jin's people's soldiers were digging pits, Tian Fu's mentally retarded was happily sprinkling lime, and when he sprinkled the sixth bag of quicklime, although the system kept prompting him to kill how many leeches and crayfish, the experience bar was not moving, and he couldn't help but have doubts in his heart, walked to the edge of the ditch, fished out a crayfish with bloody meat pieces, and killed it, and the result was the same as the leech he killed with quicklime, there was a record of killing, but there was no corresponding experience, seeing such a result, he knew that this was a common practice of game companies, The higher the level, the inexperience of fighting mobs, which is why the high-level players leave the plains for the mountains.

He knew that he was going to change places to level up, looked back at the pit on the edge of the pond, and said in his heart: "There is no oil and water here, first go to the woodcutter Wang Jun and ask, if there is a way to throw quicklime out, or transform quicklime into throwing objects, it is terrible to scatter quicklime to blind for five seconds, the range of action is only three or five yards, and the risk is also terrifying, this distance is enough for others to raise their hands to scatter quicklime, and when they raise their hands to scatter quicklime, they can get the effect of blinding with quicklime, and crash into their arms and stab me into a sieve with a knife, Let's exchange injuries for lives. That's a bit of a loss! ”

At this time, the system also happened to be prompting him to kill the leech or something. After the lesson of the golden-threaded leech king, he didn't dare to underestimate these seemingly weak leeches, walked into the pit at will, to see if there was any loot in it, and sprinkled a few handfuls of quicklime without receiving the system prompt, confirming that there were no surviving leeches in the pit, emptying the water in the pit, and then jumped down the pit to pick up the copper coins inside, and it took a minute or two to pick up the copper coins in the pit, and the system showed that he had picked up 663 copper coins, and looked at the system panel showing that he had killed a total of 15,303 leeches and 820 crayfish, and couldn't help but complain:" I went from level 3 to level 9, killed 16,000 mobs, and gave 663 copper coins, which is almost deductible! Although he complained on his lips, he knew in his heart that this was just the result of his ten minutes, and he was already satisfied with the fact that he had risen to level 9 in less than an hour. searched around the pit for anything left, and said to Zhang Jin: "Trench Jin, I'm level 9, I don't have experience here!" I'm going back to the Newbie Village to replenish my skills and equipment! I waited for a long time, but I didn't hear a response. Climb out of the puddle and take a look.

I saw that the RMB warrior sprinkled quicklime while taking fine dance steps, and said proudly: "Look at it, look at this experience bar that is jumping up, what is the protagonist's aura, this is the protagonist's aura." Even if I don't have kryptonite, you touch your two-fold conscience and ask, your upgrade speed is as fast as mine? Zhang Jin was so swaggering that his audience was so angry that the roots of his audience's teeth itched, but they couldn't do anything about him, so they had to let him show off his upgrade speed there!

Tian Fu's face darkened when he heard this, he knew that Zhang Jin was playing the game live, thinking of the scene of the Tianyu host explaining his dance, judging the direction of the wind, tiptoeing behind the RMB soldiers, just as the wind was blowing forward from behind the RMB soldiers, he took out the remaining small half bag of quicklime, and sprinkled it in the wind, as soon as the quicklime met the wind in the air, it scattered into a large cloud of lime under black pressure, blowing towards the RMB soldiers, Zhang Jin was blowing nonsense with the fans wholeheartedly, he didn't see Tian Fu's action of demolishing the stage, I only heard a full male voice behind me say: "Look, on this dusty stage, it is the king of the previous awkward dance who is walking towards us. . . He roared: "RMB warrior! Zhang Jin was startled, and the controlling RMB warrior looked back, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw a cloud of white mist drifting in, and then his character came to an impromptu dance uncontrollably, stumbling and falling into the pit, repeating Tian Fu's previous actions in the puddle.

originally scolded Zhang Jin, which made his audience angry. The RMB warrior suddenly fell into the water, he was startled at first, and then heard an enthusiastic voice say: "Then following the pace of the king of awkward dances, it is the fourth grade team of primary school who slowly walked towards the rostrum." Tian Fu's mentally retarded eyes closed, walked to Zhang Jin's original position, and said: "They are full of energy, magnificent, extraordinary, strong and upright posture, with uniform, sonorous and powerful steps, holding high the eye-catching placard of "pretending to be forced", which shows their vitality and belief in victory. On the stage, the dancers carried forward the fighting spirit of "pretending to be the first, forcing the stage to be the second, pretending to be the first, and strengthening the style", and marched towards the goal of "faster, higher, and stronger". They want to use their wisdom and sweat to show their tenacious and tenacious spirit and youthful enthusiasm on the stage of competition, let us leave an expectation, save an expectation, and wish them excellent results on the stage! After speaking, the mentally handicapped his hands and said, "There should be a wave of applause that is higher than the wave here." ”

Zhang Jin's audience listened to the applause of the mentally retarded and lonely, and was stunned for a moment, and then reacted that this was someone demolishing the king's platform, and it was not who took the lead, and the expression of applause in Zhang Jin's live broadcast, Zhang Jin's audience was so angry that Zhang Jin's teeth were itching, seeing Zhang Jin pretending to be forced to slap his face, this expression was like a spark falling into a dynamite barrel, and as soon as it was out of control, Zhang Jin's live broadcast room was instantly overwhelmed by the overwhelming applause. Some viewers laughed and scolded: "Just listening to this radio word is enough for the return ticket that slapped me in the face before." "This mentally retarded person really has the strength to compete with the king on the same stage, and he even plays by himself when he is ruthless!" I laughed at the broadcast of this sports meeting! "Upstairs, I think they want to laugh at us so that they can inherit our title of salted fish!"

When Zhang Jin saw this, he didn't know that his fall into the water was a mentally retarded ghost, and there was also a commentary, at this time, he also upgraded to a level, getting rid of blindness and uncontrolled negative state. Grabbing the edge of the puddle with both hands, he jumped up, held it with both hands, his bones made a gurgling sound, his face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Zhiye, don't you know what the consequences of disturbing people are to pretend?" Tian Fu glanced at the RMB warrior's fist and nodded his left fist with his hand. Zhang Jin said: "What are you doing?" "When I looked down at the location of the mentally retarded point, I saw a thumb-thick leech attached to it to suck blood. grabbed the leech with his right hand, shook it back, and said, "Wisdom... Without waiting for him to finish, Tian Fu said: "Close your eyes!" Zhang Jingang said: "What." Seeing that the mentally handicapped picked up the quicklime that the RMB soldier had dropped by mistake, he fell down on the head of the RMB soldier, and quickly closed his eyes. After a while, he stretched out his hand to fan the lime in front of him, and said angrily: "Zhiye, you are here, and you are scattering my lime in the third place, what do you mean!" ”

The mentally retarded stretched out his hand and fanned the lime in front of him, and said earnestly: "The trench is golden! Don't look at a leech with a blood volume of one or twenty points, they can suck five times your own blood volume, once you let too many leeches suck too much blood, you will die! I almost let these leeches suck up the human body in front of me, you see," pointed to his face, and said: "In order to save you, I poured you with lime, and I myself am also a face of lime," Tian Fu didn't remember that it was he who caused Zhang Jin's RMB soldiers to fall into the water, so that the RMB soldiers encountered the situation of leeches sucking, and as soon as his voice fell, Zhang Jin's audience laughed out loud: "This explanation, this is justifiable, absolute scum!" ”

When Zhang Jin heard this, he jumped to his feet and said, "If it weren't for you, I could have fallen into the water!?" After checking himself, he found that there was only one leech sucking the blood of the RMB warriors, first pointed at the seventh-level sign on his fingers, and then pointed wildly at the bleeding place on the back of his left palm, and said: "There is also Lao Tzu seventh-level, seventh-level, there are more than 700 blood, is your third-level more than 300 blood can be compared?" Not to mention that there is only one leech on the body, that is, there are three and five, Lao Tzu doesn't pay attention to it, I need your help! ”

Tian Fu was stunned for a moment, and said indifferently: "Oh, I'm sorry then!" Zhang Jin listened to the insincere apology of the mentally retarded, and said angrily: "Is this the attitude you should have to apologize?" Tian Fu said casually: "I apologized, what do you want?" "Tian Fu, I did something wrong, you Zhang Jin should forgive me for my attitude. made Zhang Jin's audience feel refreshed in their chests, their legs didn't tremble, their backs didn't bend, and their breath was smooth. Swiped the screen and said: "Absolutely standard, textbook-style scum performance." "Not one." "No rebuttal!"

Zhang Jin looked at the mentally retarded with a deserved expression, and then looked at the quality of the audience, and sighed: "Shuiyou is right, you are the moral benchmark of the scumbag industry, when I see you, I know what the scum is like!" The mentally retarded shook his head and said, "Are you finished?" Zhang Jin didn't know why, nodded and looked up. The mentally handicapped made a movement of rubbing money with his right hand at the RMB soldier, and said coldly: "After speaking, I am willing to gamble and lose and give money!" ”