Chapter 310: Pretending to be a Forceful Scholar!
"Hasn't your backer come yet?" Mo Xie shook his wine glass, glanced at Jiang Yinghuai, who was trembling beside him, slightly drunk, and said lightly: "I'm almost done drinking this wine, if I don't come yet!" Don't blame me for not giving you a chance to get revenge! ”
Jiang Yinghuai was silent on the side, and when she heard Mo Ye's words, she was glad in her heart, great, you guys go quickly, Song Shaoke don't come!
But her prayers didn't work!
"Whoa!"
With the sound of pulling the car door, dozens of people in black suddenly swarmed down from the car!
They pushed aside the crowd of onlookers and surrounded Mo Ye's table impenetrably!
"It's coming!" Mo Xie smiled, took a sip of wine, and said lightly.
"Do you want to kill them now?" Lai Yuzhe picked up a chicken leg, stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely!
"Let's see them pretending to be forced for a while!" Mo Xie smiled, leaned back in the chair and said, "After all, we are here to eat, of course we will eat first!" ”
A man in black pulled open the chair opposite Mo Ye and wiped it carefully!
"It's coming! Our first Celestial Empire pretending to be a player has appeared! Mo Ye looked at the movements of the man in black, and said to Lai Yuzhe with a solemn face: "Remember! Don't talk, or it will affect the pretending state of the pretender! ”
"it!" Lai Yuzhe was speechless!
Is it still good to pretend to be forced in the first Celestial Empire?
What the hell do you want to do?
At this time, the man in black slowly separated, Song Kuang came over with a contemptuous expression, sat down on the chair gently, knocked on the table and said, "You can see it!" I know it's the last meal, so let's eat it! ”
Mo Ye looked at Lai Yuzhe and whispered, "This forced pretense is a bit blunt!" ”
"Poof!"
Lai Yuzhe almost didn't laugh out loud!
It turns out that you really want to see people pretending to be forced!
It's all reviewed!
"Come on! Serve them two more! Count it on my account! Song Kuang saw that Mo Ye and the two of them only cared about whispering, and actually ignored him, and a trace of annoyance flashed on his face: "Since you want to eat!" Then let them eat enough! ”
"This forced pretending is much better, with a touch of roundness, not so blunt, which not only caters to the forced just now, but also deduces that forced to a new height! The children can be taught! Mo Ye touched his chin and continued to whisper to Lai Yuzhe.
"Hmm!" Lai Yuzhe covered his mouth and almost didn't laugh out loud!
Your uncle!
Can you play like this?
He's pretending to be forced?
I think you're pretending!
"Are you two discussing how to beg me for mercy for a while?" Song Kuang slapped the table violently, stood up directly, and looked at Mo Ye and the two of them angrily!
"Bad review! You're eliminated! ”
Mo Xie frowned, this time he finally didn't just speak to Lai Yuzhe alone: "This coercion is too weak, just pretending to be coerced for the sake of pretending to be coercive, without considering the current situation at all, and his emotions have also fluctuated greatly!" Not to mention being forced with the previous one, even the first one can't be compared! ”
"Huh?" Song Kuang was completely confused!
What's that?
Comment on my pretense?
What should I say?
"The real master of pretending to be forced should be strong and strong, and the breeze blows the hills! Others are turbulent, but I only stand still! ”
"Instead of just using stiff words and pompous means to interpret yourself!"
"A good force must use the fewest words to achieve the best effect! This is the highest level of pretending! ”
Mo Xie said in a deep voice, with a righteous expression on his face, if he didn't listen to his words, he really thought that he was a teacher who was instructing others.
"I'm a big grass!" Song Kuang is crazy!
I'll fuck your uncle!
A pretending force, you can say so many big truths!
Wrong! I'm here to find trouble!
You give me a comment on Mao's pretense!
"Scolding is the weakest means of pretending! Vulgar and ignorant! ”
"What do you think pretending to be compelled for? Pretending to be forced to compete in the end is the literary skills of both sides! ”
"What's the use of just scolding? Do you think pretending to be a vulgar shrew scolding the street? ”
"Let me show you for myself! Let you see what it means to be a real pretending master! Mo Xie hated iron and steel, looked at Song Kuang and said.
After finishing speaking, Mo Ye leaned back in the chair gently, expressionless, just drank the wine in the wine glass, then turned his head slightly, and said lightly to Jiang Yinghuai: "Pour wine!" ”
Jiang Yinghuai has been driven crazy by Mo Ye's profound theory about pretending to be forced!
But when she heard the word pouring wine, she immediately instinctively picked up the wine bottle and respectfully poured wine for Mo Ye!
It wasn't until she put down the bottle that she remembered it with a look of horror!
it! Song Shao, who has a very small heart, seems to be here!
And then! And then there was no then!
"I'll fuck you, uncle! You slut! Song Kuang saw that Jiang Yinghuai was actually pouring wine for other men in front of him, and it was so natural and respectful, he instantly felt that his head was green!
He stood up suddenly, grabbed Jiang Yinghuai's hair, pulled it back suddenly, and looked at Jiang Yinghuai with a hideous face: "You are looking for death!" ”
"Song Shao! Song Shao! Listen to me! I didn't mean to! Jiang Yinghuai reached out to hold Song Kuang's hand grabbing her hair, and looked at Song Kuang with horror and pain on his face!
"Explain? Explain that you are paralyzed! Are you blind to me? "Song Kuang is crazy!
You must know that the slut just hugged her biological brother, and he couldn't bear it, so he gave the slut to the ghost mouse!
Not to mention that this one is even more excessive than the one just now!
He's going to deal with her personally!
As for those two little deflated threes, it's not too late to clean up in a while, they won't be able to run anyway!
So Song Kuang pulled Jiang Yinghuai's hair and walked into the car!
"Holy! Ah Jian! You're too bitten! This makes them dog-eat-dog? Lai Yuzhe blinked, forgot to chew the chicken leg in his mouth, and looked at this scene blankly!
He really wanted to comment on this perfect pretending like Mo Ye just now, but he was really short of words, and he couldn't say so much truth at all!
"Low-key luxury has connotation, crazy and cool! It's awesome! It's awesome! And then a voice came out of the crowd!
"Although it's just two words for drinking, it really shows the highest level of pretending, which is not just something that can be learned from books, it takes a lot of design and foreshadowing to really make this coercion perfect!"
"This is the real pretending! Not only can you pretend to be chic with your own momentum, but you can also get a double kill in an instant, so that two enemies can eat dogs, a mouthful of hair! ”
"Sure enough, as you said, the highest level of pretending to be forced is that others are in turmoil, and I just stand still!"
"Nope! Wrong! You have transcended this realm, to the point where I only stand still, but I let others be turbulent! Terrible! Terrible! ”
"Huh?"
All the melon-eating people, including Lai Yuzhe, are crazy!
Why is this okay?
Someone really picked it up!
Is pretending to be really a science?
But the teachers at the school really didn't teach!
Mo Ye was stunned for a moment, and turned his head to look at the crowd: "Oh? Which pretending master is here! Can you come out and see it? ”