Blue Shield snorted heavily and slowly stood up. He shook two steps with his hands on his shoulders and said, "In the past, in "Ember", there was a joke in the channel that mocked me. You may or may not have heard of it. The guild battle was over, and the members of several different rooms got together to chat. The one in the first room said, hey, this guild war, our first room hasn't even seen the enemy, and not a single member of the whole room has died, so I'll ask you if you're happy! The guy in the second room said, hey, what are you? We don't need to shoot when we aim at the enemy, and there is a system prompt that the guild war has been won, can you have me? The opening of the third room, a group of scumbags, this time Lao Tzu took the lead and rushed directly into the opposite priest group from the side, killed dozens of them, and saved a lot of guild medals, so I asked you if you are a dick or not? At this time, the fourth room was unhappy. Shouted, you brain-dead, don't you see that the whole room of you either didn't contribute or died a lot? Look at our fourth room! In the pile of people on the opposite side, he was stunned and killed a 'seven in and seven out', and then none of the members died! Can you have our dicks? ”

Although Lan Dun's tone kept changing, his solemn face said that the original charm of this paragraph was not at all.

In fact, this joke was originally made up by the most elite members of the third room, in addition to satirizing the fourth room for cowering in the face of the enemy, no outstanding contributions, and low number of kills, it also mocked the first room as the channel commander of the fat three's personal guards, generally hiding in the rear and not working. It also satirizes the fact that the second room has been helping and supporting their third room for a long time, and that they have no major contributions. And the so-called "a lot of deaths" is actually a ridicule that the other rooms can't find words to refute the third room, so they can only refute their high death rate and resource consumption rate.

Shangjie sneered on his face, and he didn't dare to have such a senseless expression anymore, he hurriedly said: "This is to praise your good command, and the proportion of casualties among the members is small." ”

"Nonsense, of course there is no problem with Lao Tzu's command!" After holding it for a long time, Lan Dun couldn't help but burst out with a foul mouth.

But apparently he couldn't let go of the irony of this rumor. Then he said: "It's true that I'm good at defensive switching between formations and camp defense. But do you think I really don't want to do something all these years? Is it really something that has been smoothed out and has no courage to play aggressively? ”

As he spoke, he suddenly caught a glimpse of Shangjie listening to him with one hand on the conference table, and the white light flashed slightly in the other hand, and a red thing drew a perfect parabola and threw it into his mouth.

"Is this really that good?" Blue Shield frowned with a look of suspicion.

Seeing that Lan Dun mentioned this, Shangjie hurriedly paused his chewing movements, stood up straight, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "It's the red eggplant maw fruit gummies sold in the store on the West Merchant Street." Although there are no attribute bonuses, I have heard that the flavor contained in it is the same as nicotine for the nerve center. There will be some sensations in consciousness that are the same as smoking. So there are also a lot of players who use it to replace the cigarette and chew it......"

As he spoke, he saw Lan Dun's skeptical expression, as if he understood something, and hesitated: "Command...... Do you want to try it? ”

Somewhat unexpectedly, and Shangjie's mouth opened wide in shock, Lan Dun glanced at him, stretched out his hand, and really said, "Bring it to me and taste it!" ”

……

In the hollows of the dense forest, Seibu members sitting in various equipment were also gathered together at this time, or chatting in small and fifty, or checking their pre-battle preparations.

And on the edge of the depression to the north, in the headquarters of the gray tarpaulin shed. Lan Dun and Shangjie were sitting on the edge of the conference table with relaxed faces. After Lan Dun bit the gummy in his mouth heavily, he suddenly frowned and shouted, "Huh? What's this weird smell? You can't compare to cigarettes. What else nicotine. ”

"Haha." Shangjie smiled and said meaninglessly: "Command." The red eggplant is a plant unique to this game, and its fruit has a very special flavor, some like tomato but with a bit of numbness. If you want to have the feeling of smoking and spitting smoke, you won't feel it if you don't chew for half an hour. ”

Although it tasted strange, Lan Dun didn't spit it out directly. He glanced at Shangjie and said, "You know, do you mean this with you?" ”

Without waiting for Shangjie to reply, he continued: "Private affairs are private affairs, and official affairs are public affairs. In private, we can all be friends and brothers. Usually, you can go to the next dungeon together to do a task or something. If we are close in reality, we can also make an appointment to come out for a drink and dinner. That's okay! But! Even if it's a guild war in the virtual world, it's a war! That's what we do! For your own work, for what you should do in your part, then you must treat it seriously! ”

“…… I know. Shangjie put away the smile on his face, lowered his head slightly and whispered.

The seriousness on Lan Dun's face also relaxed a little, he reached out and patted Shangjie's shoulder, and said, "You have just taken the position of captain, so some things haven't changed much, I can understand it." To be honest, I originally intended to let Xiao Yan, the vice captain of the eighth team, take over Lao Zhang's position. He is a steady man, though he may not have some spiritual manifestations as often as you do. But the time left for us is too short, and the new captain has a lot of things to manage, so it is better to be more stable and handle these things. But Leng Feng told me that you are a good seedling. I also saw your performance in the battle at the Kiyonoya Mountain Pass before. You are one of the few people in our management who still maintains your personal skills. In the chaotic street fighting, it is always better to have stronger personal ability. ”

"Brother Feng......" Shangjie's eyes flashed, and then he nodded heavily, and said, "I will be worthy of Brother Feng and the command of you." ”

"Hmm." Lan Dun nodded, and continued: "It's understandable that young people are concerned about miscellaneous things. When I first retired, I was the same as you with that rabbit cub with the blue gun. Even if we have just come out of the boring and closed environment of the army, we are more interested in the tricks of this fancy world than you are. At that time, we didn't care about the rest of the team. It's not like they're pulling gangsters together all day long. It's not as good as it is now, it's still a shooter-oriented fight-oriented. After we were appreciated by the third brother, we quickly followed him to the camp. We think that we have served in the army, but we are also arrogant. Young and vigorous, plus at that time, I had good skills and quick reactions, who to serve? What kind of battle between camps, isn't that a casual fight? Yes? What kind of training do you pay attention to? What tactics? I did that stuff every day in the army, and now I play a virtual online game and give you this stuff again? ”

(End of chapter)