"Your ancestors in the 180th generation will come out to dance the stripping steel pipe square dance! You must have a full instant noodle head, a big flower fan in your hand, and bell bottoms, so you can stripped off and hang on the beams of the house with a leather whip dipped in cold water to pump it."

Half an hour has passed, and this small blade has been repaired, and Qiu Jiang's mouth still hasn't stopped.

He has become the protagonist of this game, and no one watches the game and listens to what he scolds.

And he also attracted a whole bunch of listeners.

At the beginning, there were only about 50 students and instructors, and now there are more than 300 people in the audience, and most of the new ones are new students.

These elementary school brothers and sisters have special admiration for Qiu Jiang.

"Wow, look at that senior, he is so sharp-tongued!"

"Uh-huh! Scolding people can be so fresh and refined!"

"I'm going to learn it too!"

"Record it, record it, and listen to it later"

It can be determined that Qiu Jiang has already brought a bad little pot friend. Of course, among the students, there are many students who are older than him, but this does not matter, the important thing is that he has now become the most amazing student in the whole academy.

There are more and more audiences, and no one is watching anything anymore, and they all listen to Qiu Jiang's scolding.

Although I don't know who is scolding, but listen to the thief!

"Those who come from the south and go from the north, old and young masters! Big girls and little daughters-in-law! Listen and take a look to see if there is such a thing! Lose your conscience! Just when you are working hard and are about to complete a masterpiece of creation, add a mouse poop to your work! Can you imagine that kind of heartbroken and painful experience? And the kind that no one cares about! As the saying goes, a mouse poop can ruin a good pot of soup! Who can do such a thing that goes against the heavens! Isn't this the degradation of human nature and morality? Well, I think that guy must have made money to do this! Somebody wants to manipulate me in the dark! Well, I think there must be a secret trick to manipulate me! Well, why do you want to do this to me! Oh my God! Can't you let me have a good competition? Alas, I didn't expect that the academy that I thought was full of darkness would be so dark! Unfortunately, I couldn't do anything about this darkness."

Po can hear it, this kid is sarcastic about me!

Ah Bao can't show it even if he is angry, because now many female instructors and most of the students are supporting him, and if he wants to open his mouth to block something, he will definitely be sprayed by the group.

Qiu Jiang has risen from the initial scolding to another level, and he has actually begun to sensationalize!

Saying these words, adding some tones, and holding the big knife that was almost completed, it was the same as the real thing, and pretending to squeeze out a few tears.

Qiu Xue and Ao Yiyi's views on Qiu Jiang have changed again.

"Oh my God, is my brother a drama spirit? I've never seen him say that!"

"Stinky Jiang is like a storyteller in the martial arts world, and he keeps talking in his mouth!

Opinion 999

The skill of mouth cannon was practiced by Qiu Jiang in the hooligan pile, and when Qiu Xue was in school, he also secretly played live broadcast for a while.

That's right, it's spraying.

But it was later sealed.

Now, Qiu Jiang has won the love of most people, and the people below want to complain about him, and there are some who cheer and coax.

After talking for about an hour, Qiu Jiang's voice became a little hoarse, so he put down his horn and stopped talking.

Looking at the time, there were still about twenty minutes, and I thought about it as soon as I could refine it and repair it well

Even if I don't say it, the number of viewers is still not decreasing.

They were also looking forward to Qiu Jiang's jade mouth like a toilet bowl inlaid with gold edges and diamonds.

Po finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the kid finally said that he was tired.

When Qiu Jiang "spoke", Ah Bao had already promised to find the troublemaker for him, but he still relied on this sharp mouth to say unrelentingly, so that the dean's face was gone.

I'm very angry! I can't find any reason to say him! Even if I find a reason to say him, there are still a group of people down there to help him!

The dean was a real failure.

However, Ah Bao also admires Qiu Jiang's mouth very much.

What a hell of a BB!

Ten minutes before the end of the game, Ao Yiyi handed in his work.

"Well, it's good!"

"Hey, hey. ”

Ao Yiyi is very satisfied with this result.

Dozens of seconds later, Zhu Lie handed it over.

"Mmmmmm

After hearing this grade, Qiu Jiang and Qiu Xue were stunned at the same time.

Fake, right?!

At this time, the only ones who have not submitted their works in the competition are the two brothers and sisters.

Qiu Xue's has not yet been completed, but she has calculated the time, and it will definitely be completed by the end, but Qiu Jiang panicked.

"Damn, my grandmother's hurry up and fix it again, I don't feel like it's enough"

I was mixing for more than an hour, not to mention that the refined part was not completed, and the curling blade was also very sloppy.

"Eh, I rely on your uncle, really, the more angry you are, the more delayed things are, it's all to blame on that mischievous dog!"

Qiu Jiang scolded again, and hurriedly continued to move, the wine in his mouth kept spurting.

"There are three minutes left, hurry! Po reminded.

"Alright!"

Qiu Jiang was angry, his face was full of indignation, he carried a knife, and strode towards Ah Bao.

Syllable!

He pressed the knife on the table, and without waiting for Po to say anything, he left in a huff.

"Hey, you stinky boy!

"That's it! If you're not satisfied, fire me!"

Qiu Jiang didn't know where he got the courage, but he actually said it, he didn't expect it. But I said it, and I couldn't take it back, so I couldn't help it.

Today, his words seem to release all the anger he has suppressed for two months.

If Dugin hadn't pressed too hard, it wouldn't have been like this.

On the contrary, Ji Rufeng's finger didn't make him so angry.

Ah Bao looked at Qiu Jiang and strode away, ignoring the back of nothing, and stared at the panda's eyes wide.

This kid really has a personality!

It's just to comfort yourself by thinking like this, if there were students or instructors who dared to speak to themselves like this before, even if they would have moved a long time ago.

And Qiu Jiang

Not to mention that he called Ou Daofeng to save the academy before, he is now holding Ou Daofeng's signature in his hand, and Ou Daofeng is Qiu Jiang's headhunter, if Qiu Jiang is expelled again, I am afraid that he will have a long life.

"Gollum~. ”

Ah Bao took a big sip of wine, looked at the knife, and said flatly,

"Senior eight-star, let's take it down personally. ”

This achievement surprised Zhu Lie.

It's the same as me?

Even this achievement did not let those who were brainwashed by Qiu Jiang

The audience was happy, and the voices of injustice rose one after another.

"If it weren't for that bastard to make trouble!How could the senior be a high-level eight-star!It should be higher!"

"That's right, that's right, it's all that bastard!"

"If only the people in charge had found out the murderer earlier!"

"Alas, it's a pity that the brother must not be satisfied with this result"

“”

"Amount"

"Alas. ”

Ah Bao slapped a bear paw on the door of his head, gloomy and sad.

Also, I have nothing to do, what kind of test should have been pulled out by Ji Rufeng a long time ago, but now it's good, not only did I not test Qiu Jiang, but I also tested my old face.

"Ah~, old panda, I know what you're thinking. ”

"Well, what was I thinking?"

"Hey, you should have been upright, that kid has so many ideas, and things are like this, aren't you still self-inflicted? Well, whether you are a crane, a panda, or a human, it's better to have a longer vision. Haha~, that kid taught us all a lesson. Tsurudo laughed.

"Alas, what iniquity. Po shook his head.

There was still the last second, Qiu Xue finally handed over his pistol.

This pistol, judging from its appearance alone, is certainly not ordinary, and it is much brighter than the works of other contestants in terms of luster alone.

Ah Bao took a look, and the melancholy mood suddenly disappeared,

"Ahh

As soon as the results were announced, the students and instructors present were frightened.

A rare one-star gun is almost impossible for even an instructor to make.

Now, Po is looking at this gun, as if looking at a female panda, a pair of big fleshy palms are constantly stroking and wiping on it, and his mouth is still chattering,

"Rare one star, rare one star"

"Eh, Dean, can I go?" Qiu Xue asked tentatively.

Ah Bao came to his senses and hurriedly got up and said,

"Oh, no, wait a minute, judge the award first, and then go. Hahaha, it's a rare star!haha."

Qiu Xue looked at Ah Bao's gaze, as if she was looking at the mentally retarded.

Was this infected by my brother?

Ah Bao happily ascended to the prepared podium, greeted the faculty members who presented the awards, and presented the awards.

"First place! Qiu Xue! Well deserved!"

"The second place is tied with the third place! Qiu Jiang and Zhu Lie! Qiu Jiang is not here! Qiu Xue is responsible for bringing it!"

“”

"Well, secondly, it's not bad! this boy," Dugin was a little relieved, but a little helpless.

In this competition, some people are happy and some are sad anyway.

The happiest person is still Ah Bao, with Qiu Xue's gun, all the previous face can be used to make up for it.

There has never been a weapon that can create a rare grade in previous competitions, and now Po can open his mouth and directly manage the company to apply for a large amount of bonuses, rather than the company distributing them.

After hurriedly awarding the students' awards, Ah Bao hurriedly took the work, plus the recorded video, and trotted all the way back to the office.

The bonus is coming!

After everyone left, some responsible students were left to clean up and tidy up.

These things are boring, but they are happy, after all, they have seen a wonderful squirting talk show collection performance.

Qiu Jiang is now lying on the bed, pillowing his hands, crossing Erlang's legs, loose, and not wanting to care about anything.

is also waiting for Po to fire him.