Chapter 157: When the "Prostate" Suffers from "Pelvic Inflammatory Disease......
Zhang Yi was about to say that he was the leader of the "Winged God World".
Mingyue suddenly said: "Brother Tsubasa, I remember, Matsushima is the Japanese star." I read her report a while ago, and I heard that she was very popular a few years ago. ”
Zhang Yi wiped his sweat: "Is she very red?" ”
Mingyue nodded seriously and said, "Entertainment reports say that she is very popular in Japan and is known as Miss Japan!" ”
Zhang Yi smiled low and said to himself: "The whole pelvic inflammatory disease, what about Miss Japan......"
Unexpectedly, Mingyue heard this: "What pelvic inflammatory disease?" Hey, Brother Tsubasa, does she have pelvic inflammatory disease? ”
Zhang Yi raised his head and glanced around.
Several beauties all stopped, looking at him dumbfounded. Of course, except for Mingyue, who used a begging look, the cold eyes of the other three beauties couldn't wait to despise him to the bone.
The atmosphere is wonderful.
"Ahem." Zhang Yi coughed lightly twice and said, "En...... This one...... She's very popular. She is also Japanese, and of course she is also a young lady, not a gentleman. ”
After speaking, the three daughters immediately turned black like Bao Gong. Zhang Yi couldn't help laughing. Probably only a simple little girl like Mingyue will not understand the deep meaning of "popular", "day-me" and "miss" in Zhang Yi's words! Of course, as for the meaning of "pelvic inflammatory disease", she didn't understand it even more.
"Brother Yi, you just said that she had pelvic inflammatory disease, how do you know? I don't think it's said in the entertainment report. ”
"Do you believe the entertainment report? It's all nonsense anyway. And this entertainment record did not report. You can't say that the entertainment company didn't report it either, right? So, whether she has pelvic inflammatory disease or not? I don't know very well. Zhang Yi can only explain it this way.
"Oh. Brother Yi, it turns out that you don't know if she has pelvic inflammatory disease. It would be a shame if it were. Pretty girl......"
"Ding-dong-ding-dong!"
"Haha. I...... I'm going to open the door. Zhang Yi smiled so much that soy milk almost came out of his mouth. When he heard the doorbell ringing, he was afraid that Mingyue would continue to speak, so he hurriedly ran over to open the door in embarrassment. As a result, halfway through the run, the slippers fell off. It's a complete embarrassment. The other women immediately burst into schadenfreude and laughter.
"Ahh Daddy......"
Zhang Yi opened the door and saw that the person standing at the door was his father, who he hadn't seen for several years, and he was stunned, and he didn't react for a long time. For him, his family belongs to the category of luxury. Footage like this has never been seen since his life. His parents had never been to his school, and they didn't know if he was living in a dormitory or renting a room outside, or whether he got a C or a D on every test. In Zhang Yi's view, his parents would only do two things. The first is to send him money. The second is to ask him to go back to Shanghai (Hong Kong). Every time the topic is discussed, these two things will never be separated. So the father came to the door for such a shot. It didn't appear in Zhang Yi's mind at all.
A while ago, Zhang Yi knew that his father had come to Changsha, and he passed the phone call at that time, and Zhang Shengxiang said that he would come to see him after the matter was dealt with. That being said, but in fact, it means just to see each other. Of course, if you meet, only the son goes to find the father, and there is no reason to ask the father to visit the son, right?
So Zhang Yi didn't expect his father to really "come to visit", and he didn't greet him in advance.
"What? Yi'er, don't let your dad and me go in and sit? In the face of his son, Zhang Shengxiang did not have the majesty and coldness of the gang boss, and showed a bright smile like a child. Ever since his only son ran away from home more than a decade ago and never went back, he knew that he couldn't afford to deal with his gangster brothers here.
"Oh. Dad, come in. "Spread the wing sideways and give way to a position.
Zhang Shengxiang also came in unceremoniously. Seeing that several girls in the house were eating breakfast around the dining table, he smiled and said, "It's so fragrant early, I haven't eaten yet, do you mind if I also sit down and eat together?" ”
"Uncle, sit down." Zhang Jing hurriedly beckoned him to sit down.
Mingyue said abruptly: "I ...... I'll go get the dishes and chopsticks. As he spoke, he rushed into the kitchen as fast as a child. She didn't understand it herself. Seeing Zhang Yi's father, how could she be so nervous.
Zhang Yi closed the door. "This is my dad, he ...... He did some business in Shanghai. I happened to be in Changsha on a business trip these days. So come and see me. Then, Zhang Yi introduced a few girls to Zhang Shengxiang one by one. All the girls were fathers who saw Zhang Yi for the first time, and they had never even heard Zhang Yi mention their parents, so when they saw Zhang Shengxiang in such a sudden situation, they were all a little flustered.
Zhang Shengxiang saw that the girls were a little nervous and didn't talk much, so he smiled and said: "Yi'er, the four girls are so beautiful, which one is the future daughter-in-law of our Zhang family?" ”
It's even more embarrassing. Originally, Zhang Shengxiang just wanted to open the topic, if he was relaxed. After all, it is rare for the two fathers to meet. You can't have a conflict as soon as you meet. But as soon as he said this, it was like a mirror of Hunan throwing down a stone.
Several girls have their own thoughts, and they were originally fine. But as soon as Zhang Shengxiang's words came out, several girls' hearts rippled.
Zhang Yi smiled awkwardly, "Dad, why don't I marry all four of them back?" ”
Zhang Shengxiang laughed: "Okay." Sure enough, there is the romantic nature of our Zhang family. ”
"Hehe...... Zhang Yi also laughed, but he soon felt the eight fierce killing machines...... When I looked back, it turned out that the four girls all showed eyes that wanted to kill him. Woman, it's terrible.
"Yi'er, where's your former girlfriend? What's it called? ”
"Yinhu."
"That's right! Right! It's her, and that little girl is also very good. Anyway, they all decided to marry four, nothing more than marrying one more. ”
Mingyue muttered astringently: "Uncle, how can a father ask his son to marry so many wives?" That's bigamy. ”
Zhang Shengxiang said proudly: "Who dares to betray my Yi'er's crime? It doesn't matter if he is guilty, the crime of bigamy is nothing more than a fine of money, anyway, our Zhang family has money, so he can punish him however he wants! ”
Zhang Yi said: "Dad, are you still serious, marry 5 wives?" How can it be? ”
Zhang Shengxiang said: "Who said it was impossible? Your dad and I have been ...... by women."
The woman he said naturally meant Zhang Yi's mother, and when he saw Zhang Yi's unhappy face, he changed his tone and said, "So now I am looking for a woman but I will never get married." If you really want to get married, it's no problem to marry ten or eight. It doesn't matter if you fall in love with those female stars, Shu Qi? Ai Iijima? Matsushima coming? Or Ruby Lin? It's okay for you to think about anyone. ”
Mingyue hurriedly said, "No, no, no." Uncle, that Matsushima came to have pelvic inflammatory disease. How can Brother Tsubasa marry her? ”
"Pelvic inflammatory disease?"
"yes, Brother Tsubasa was still talking about it just now."
Zhang Shengxiang looked at Zhang Yi strangely.
Zhang Yi put his mouth to Zhang Shengxiang's ear and told him the truth. After listening, Zhang Shengxiang had a good impression of Mingyue, a simple little girl, and said with a smile: "It's okay!" It's okay! What does pelvic inflammatory disease matter? My son has prostatitis anyway, and it just makes a pair. ”
"Poof!"
How can the other girls still have breakfast? You look at me, I look at you, staring at each other with a crying and laughing expression.
Zhang Yi smiled dryly: "Khan! Now prostatitis suffers pelvic inflammatory disease. ”
Mingyue didn't know that they were joking, and when she heard that Zhang Yi had prostatitis, she said with concern: "Brother Yi, do you have prostatitis?" Is it serious? Why don't you go to the doctor? ”
At this time, Zhang Yi completely fainted.
The atmosphere is a little awkward, and there is also a little strange comedy. But slowly, after chatting a few words, everyone became familiar with it. After breakfast, Mingyue insisted on going downstairs to buy some snacks and fruits. Because there are only some junk fast food such as instant noodles, chips, and biscuits at home. Then, she didn't take Yang Bing with her.
Originally, it was Zhang Jing or Mingyue who cleaned up and washed the dishes after eating. Today is an exception, Xiang Yue took the initiative to rush to do it. And since Zhang Shengxiang appeared, she hasn't said a few words. The reason is that Zhang Yi said that her voice was like thunder, and she was not feminine at all. As the initiator of the studio and the owner of the room, Zhang Jing is naturally responsible for entertaining Zhang Shengxiang.
Several girls were a little nervous, which made Zhang Yi very puzzled. On the contrary, he himself, who looked indifferent, chatted with his father for a few words, and immediately handed over the topic to the eldest sister. Because he was afraid that his father would mention letting him go back to Shanghai again, and then force him to join the underworld. Of course, there is also a small reason why he is a little afraid to face the matter of joining a game studio.
His parents regarded each other as enemies, but they were surprisingly consistent on this point. They all sternly stated their attitudes, and Zhang Yi was never allowed to continue to indulge in online games after graduation. But this time, Zhang Shengxiang didn't mention it. After sitting for a while, chatting with a few girls, and eating a lot of snacks and fruits that Mingyue and Yang Bing bought, he left.
As he left, he smiled and said goodbye to a few girls, completely a talkative and funny father figure, but when he left, he regained his eagle-like sharp and merciless gaze and indifferent expression......
When he walked to the door of the community, he commanded the Dragon and Tiger brothers in a low voice, "Protect the young master every step of the way, that girl named Mingyue, watch closely." Other miscellaneous people etc......"
At this point, he said no more. got into the black car waiting outside, and went straight to Huanghua Airport. Of course, the Dragon and Tiger brothers also understood the meaning of that sentence, he wanted Mingyue to be the daughter-in-law of the Zhang family, and as for the others, they were naturally idle people. In case of a critical situation, you can ignore it completely.