Chapter 363: Entering the Pavilion with Scissors
Kong De walked into the ward, and the work of sharpening scissors had been handed over to those who walked the streets and alleys to sharpen knives and scissors. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Lao De's daughter-in-law has not yet told Lao De about this.
Seeing that Comte did not have scissors in his hand, Lao De lay on the bed and asked, "Where are the scissors?" ”
Kong De replied: "Come and sharpen the scissors, the hospital will spend money to let him sharpen." After saying that, Bi Kongde looked at the village lord and asked, "Village master, when will you get me some food to eat, and then find a job for me?" ”
The village lord rubbed the ground with the soles of his feet and said, "Didn't you tell you, wait for Lao De to finish the plaster, and then finish the poem with me?" When he finishes applying the plaster and finishes comparing poems with me, I will get you food and find a job. ”
When Lao De heard this, he felt that something was wrong, and he said: "Isn't it that the village owner compares poetry with me, how can I compare poetry with the village owner?" ”
The village owner replied: "The result is the same, it's all poetry, don't you understand poetry?" ”
Lao De replied: "I will be the first goose goose goose." ”
The village owner asked, "Have you ever written a poem?" ”
Lao De replied: "Never." ”
The village owner said, "When you finish applying the plaster, I will compare it with you." ”
Lao De didn't believe that the village owner could make a poem, even if he made it forcibly, it would definitely not be a poem, at most the number of words was the same, such as four sentences of seven words or four sentences of five words.
Lao De had read half of the Analects and Mencius, and he realized that in terms of literature, he was better than the village lord. If the village owner holds back a poem, how can he make a poem himself? Who is good and who is bad, it depends on the poems that are all made and compared.
Although Lao De has never written poetry, in this regard, he is really not too afraid of the village owner. It's not that he's too afraid of the village owner, it's that he feels that the village owner can't do it in this regard.
After thinking about it, Lao Defang replied: "When I finish applying the plaster, I will compare it with you." Winning or losing is all about this. ”
The village owner listened, knowing that Lao De had never written poetry, and looked at Lao De lying on the bed, and was slightly afraid of Lao De, he knew that Lao De had some knowledge. It is precisely because Lao De has some knowledge that the village owner will have a fear of Lao De.
The village master hesitated and said, "The two of us win or lose based on our books." ”
Lao De replied: "Please also ask the village owner to be merciful." ”
The village owner replied: "Don't worry, I will do my best." ”
Lao De listened and said: "In this case, then you are welcome?" ”
The village lord heard this and said, "We'll see." ”
Lao De lay on the bed and stopped talking, waiting to cut his hair, put on a plaster, compete with the village owner, and give the village master some knowledge.
The guy was still folding the quilt repeatedly, slowly, listening to the people in the room as he folded them.
Soon, the scissors were sharpened and the scissors were sharpened, and the scissors were shiny, and the blood was visible on the sharp cutting hands, but there was still a lot of yellow rust on the scissors, and only the scissors were sharpened.
Sharpen the scissors to look at the yellow rust on the scissors, remove a dirty rag from the bench, and wipe the yellow rust on the scissors five or six times. After wiping, the scissors are much cleaner.
He looked at the scissors in his hand and said to himself: "Okay, that's it, this scissors, I'll see you for the first time." ”
After finishing speaking, he put away the rag with the sharpening of the knife and scissors, got up and stepped over the bench with one leg, and walked towards the infirmary to find the shopkeeper.
The sharpening scissors took the sharpened scissors and looked around the medical hall, only to see that in the medical hall, there was only a patient in front of the doctor's counter. He walked up to the counter of the doctor, took the scissors and asked, "Doctor, where is your shopkeeper?" In which courtyard are you waiting for me? ”
Doctor Guan pointed out: "There is the back door, open the door is the courtyard, go in and take a look, if you don't look at it, shout, call the shopkeeper." ”
The sharpening knife and scissors looked back: "Okay, I'll go in and shout twice." As soon as he was about to leave, Dr. Guan pointed out again: "That's the ward, the shopkeeper gave you money, please give the scissors to the old man in the ward." He uses scissors. ”
The sharpening scissors glanced at it and asked, "Is the old German daughter-in-law there?" ”
Doctor Guan replied: "What about inside, what are you asking his daughter-in-law for?" ”
Lao De's daughter-in-law had just quarreled with the knife sharpening scissors at the door of the medical hall, and the knife sharpening and scissors listened to the old German daughter-in-law in the ward with Lao De, and asked, "Is the village master also in the ward?" ”
Doctor Guan replied: "The village owner is also here, what are you asking the village owner and Lao De's daughter-in-law to do?" Doctor Guan also saw the old daughter-in-law arguing with people at the door, but he didn't think about it at this time.
Sharpen the knife and sharpen the scissors: "Ah! It's okay! I'll inquire. After finishing speaking, sharpening the knife and sharpening the scissors: "I took the money, gave the scissors directly to the shopkeeper, and asked him to give the scissors to Lao De, and I didn't go in to give them." Don't be old and the village owner, cut me? ”
After thinking about it, Xiang Guan, who sharpened the knife and scissors, raised his hand and walked with his feet: "I'll go." He said and left.
"Hmm." Doctor Guan responded.
The shopkeeper of the medical hall is in the shade of the southeast corner of the hospital, lying on a rocking chair to avoid the sun. His feet were facing the back door of the medical hall, and a few meters in front of his feet there was a small flower wall, and there were several flower pots on the flower wall, and the flowers on the flower pots were all open, red, blue and yellow, attracting bees, butterflies and flies.
The sharpening knives and scissors went directly into the courtyard, because the back door was not closed. He looked around, but didn't see a single person. He shouted: "Learn the shopkeeper, are you in this courtyard?" ”
The shopkeeper was lying in the corner of the wall, and when he heard the shout, he looked up and beckoned, "Where is this?" ”
Sharpening the knife and sharpening the scissors, he turned around and looked, only to see the shopkeeper lying in the corner, he beckoned to the shopkeeper: "What are you doing with the shopkeeper?" ”
The shopkeeper put down his hand towards sharpening the knife and scissors, and said, "It's cool here, and there is no sunshine." ”
The one who sharpened the knife and sharpened the scissors also let go of the shopkeeper and said, "The scissors are sharpened, you can give me the money." As he spoke, he opened the scissors to the shopkeeper and took a look.
The shopkeeper pointed with his fingers not straightened: "Put the scissors in the flower pot, and I'll give you money." After speaking, the shopkeeper sat up.
The unlistened shopkeeper who sharpened the knife and sharpened the scissors put the scissors next to the flower pot, and he took the scissors around the low flower wall and walked directly to the shopkeeper. He said: "Shopkeeper, pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other." ”
The shopkeeper saw him holding scissors and walking directly towards him, feeling a little scared, he said: "Just put it on that small wall, what are you doing here?" ”
Sharpening knives and sharpening scissors is not to go into the ward, so give the scissors to the shopkeeper, and let the shopkeeper enter the ward and hand them over to Lao De. He said: "That's okay, not much, three copper coins, your scissors are not very easy to grind, I will collect it at a normal price." ”
"Ah, three copper coins." The shopkeeper muttered to himself, reached into the money bag and touched it, first touched a few gold bars, then felt gold coins, silver coins, and finally felt copper coins.
The shopkeeper often touches the money, and it shouldn't be bad, he touched three coins by feeling, and felt that these three coins were all copper coins. Thinking that they were all copper coins, the shopkeeper immediately took out the money. At first glance, it is two copper coins and one silver coin.
When the sharpener saw this, he said, "There's a big bag of money, right?" Just look at it. After speaking, he said, "It's okay to give me the silver coin, I can find it, and look at how hard you touch the money." ”