Chapter 36: Mask Hime
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Mom and Dad had already gone out, Wu Xiaolang finished eating the "dog food", went to the kitchen to wash the dishes and chopsticks, and then returned to the room.
Although I feel a little stuffy about not taking myself out to play on my parents' anniversary, I think about my parents' rare romantic memories all year round, and I should be considerate as a son, so why should I be a light bulb.
After thinking about it, Wu Xiaolang stretched his waist comfortably, and then manipulated the mouse to click on Station B.
He usually goes to the game around nine o'clock in the evening to take the head teacher Xiao Ling'er to play the ranking.,It's still early.,Wu Xiaolang plans to go around station b.,Look at the new fan.,Look at the house dance of the cute girl.。
"Huh?"
As soon as I opened station B, a prompt popped up in the system, and Wu Xiaolang couldn't help but squint his eyes when he saw this prompt: "Really? ”
A line of prompt on the page: Your account has met the requirements to open the Occult Realm, do you want to take the exam to qualify?
As a semi-senior otaku, Wu Xiaolang has heard of the mysterious field of station B, and it is rumored that only accounts with a senior understanding of a certain field of otaku culture such as two-dimensional, CV (dubbing), movies, music, or 11 districts will be selected by the system.
However, if you choose it, you may not be able to pass, you have to take a rigorous online exam, you only have ten seconds to answer each question, there is no time to search for answers, and you must get a full score to open the mysterious realm. It's been a tough process.
Although Wu Xiaolang's account was registered when he was in his second year of junior high school, he didn't do anything on the website, just watched the video and sent a barrage in a regular manner, and he didn't know what kind of "senior" the system selected him because of his "seniority".
However, having the opportunity to enter the mysterious realm is a very meaningful thing for every B station public, because once the mysterious realm is opened, you can see some high-quality videos uploaded by popular up masters to the mysterious realm, and this kind of video can't be seen if you have money.
And everyone who enters the mysterious realm will have a special medal at station b, which is a weapon on the website, and don't have too much superiority when you post barrage comments......
Wu Xiaolang held the mouse a little nervously, and the mouse scissors had been hesitating whether to go to the exam, he really wanted to enter the mysterious realm, if nothing else, just to be able to see more dance videos of a girl he liked very much.
This girl is known as the "Mask Ji" at station B, with bright eyes and bright teeth, and a sweet and changeable voice, she is one of the "three gods" of station B, and she is the voice-controlled goddess of house dance sought after by thousands of fagots at station B.
Mask Ji got her name because she always wears a mask that never falls off in the dancing video, she is slender and slender, and her limbs are particularly soft when she dances, which is very beautiful. She is also proficient in various voice-activated voice changing skills, and has appeared in various anime dubbing funny dubbing videos, and the dubbing of each video is difficult to distinguish from the original in terms of timbre.
However, many of her dance videos and anime dubbing videos are uploaded to the mysterious realm, and only a few of them are uploaded to the ordinary station.
Wu Xiaolang is a die-hard fan of Mask Ji, and when he first knew about Station B and established an account, he just saw her video on the Internet by accident, and he has been liking her for more than three years. Wu Xiaolang also knew that Mask Ji should be about the same age as himself, because when he watched the video of Mask Ji three years ago, she was not as tall as she is now, and her breasts were not as bulging as they are now......
"Fight!"
Wu Xiaolang was not sure if this was the only opportunity for this kind of exam, so he hesitated just now, but in order to watch more videos of Mask Ji, plus watching the barrage a few days ago, I heard that Mask Ji was going to open a live broadcast in the mysterious field, and he also wanted to see the daily life of idols, so he decisively clicked on the answer page.
"Since the system chose me, it should make sense."
When he saw the first question, Wu Xiaolang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, these questions were not unpopular, and they were all multiple-choice questions, and ten seconds was enough time for him to make the right choice.
"Let's get started!"
Wu Xiaolang immediately devoted himself to doing the questions, it was the first time he had treated an exam so wholeheartedly, and he had never taken it so seriously when he took the high school entrance examination.
300 seconds of time passed in a flash, Wu Xiaolang did 30 questions, but after finishing it, a cold sweat broke out on his forehead, because the questions became more and more difficult the later, and Wu Xiaolang couldn't even understand what the question said, so he had to mess around.
As soon as the question was completed, there was a few seconds of buffer time before the score appeared, but these few seconds had already made Wu Xiaolang very tormented, he was worried that he would not be able to pass, and second, he was even more worried that there was only one chance for this exam.
"Ding!"
A prompt sounded, but the screen showed a big unhappy expression.
"Unfortunately, you failed the exam......"
Seeing this prompt, Wu Xiaolang not only did not lose it, but almost danced happily.
Because there is still half a sentence at the end: "Please try again." ”
In other words, after receiving the qualification for the exam in the mysterious realm, you can take the exam infinitely, there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb, you will succeed one day.
After thinking about it, Wu Xiaolang clicked again without saying a word.
This time the question was completely different from the last time, and it was also a ten-second answer time, and Wu Xiaolang answered cautiously again.
………
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Two hours later, Wu Xiaolang lay down on the chair in a state of discouragement, he had failed countless times, but he still failed to pass the exam!
The requirement of 100% correctness is too difficult, and several times Wu Xiaolang just made a mistake in one question, but if he was wrong, he couldn't open the mysterious realm.
"Hey! Looking back at Bai Chrysanthemum for help, she seems to be very proficient in this knowledge......"
Wu Xiaolang thought of Bai Chrysanthemum, he remembered that when he used to talk about cartoons with the fat man, no matter which cartoon he talked about, Bai Chrysanthemum only interjected that the character was dubbed by whom, and the difference between the plot of the original painting and the animation, etc., sounded very expert, and he and the fat man didn't dare to talk about animation in front of Bai Chrysanthemum later.
"Dididi!"
Wu Xiaolang was lying on the chair holding the back of his head, and was closing his eyes to recuperate, when the computer suddenly sounded a series of QQ prompts.
"It turned out to be Xiao Ling'er!"
The corners of Wu Xiaolang's mouth rose slightly, and he clicked on the QQ message.
"Uncle melon, Uncle melon!"
"Good news for you!"
"I finally got my driver's license!"
"Hahaha 2333333!"
The head teacher was smug with all kinds of wild laughs.
"So fast...... Congratulations. (surprised)"
Wu Xiaolang replied unhurriedly.
"That's fast! (Khan) Lun's family has been taking the exam for more than three years (crying)"
Wu Xiaolang was embarrassed: "Because I only found out about your driver's license test a few days ago, so I will feel very fast." It's already very good for a girl to get a B photo in three years. Awesome! "The language remains mature and sincere.
"Hee-hee! I want to go out and celebrate! It's a pity that no one accompanies you~ (Chu Chu is pitiful)"
"How come you have no one to accompany you?"
Wu Xiaolang didn't believe that a beautiful woman with a first-class figure and perfect appearance like Zhao Ling was not accompanied, and generally a beauty of this level could line up to France with anyone who pursued her around her, not to mention that she was still the daughter of a dignified mayor!
"There is really no one to accompany me, my parents are too busy with work, several good friends who have been together since childhood are abroad, and there are some people with ulterior motives around me, I don't like to associate with them."
After posting this paragraph, Zhao Ling said again: "In the past few months, Uncle Gua, you have been accompanying me every day, teaching me to play games, and never asking me other questions...... (shy) Uncle Gua, can I ask you a question? ”
"! It's not like you're going to confess......"
Wu Xiaolang was frightened, but he realized that the mayor's daughter was also very lonely, and his heart suddenly softened.
"Just ask."
"(shy) Uncle Gua, where are you from?"
Seeing the news, Wu Xiaolang smiled obscenely, and was he going to start meeting "eating, drinking, drinking tea, watching movies, chatting, shopping, holding hands, drinking wine, and opening a room"?
But Wu Xiaolang didn't even dare to see his Xiao Ling'er!
……… In order not to be beaten to death by the head teacher.
"I'm from City A."
Wu Xiaolang replied, he understood that the more this time was, the more he couldn't lie, otherwise it would not be good in the future. Zhao Ling is very smart, after lying this time, there is a danger of exposing a little bit of leakage!
"Wow! What a coincidence! I'm also from City A! (Sparkling Expression)"
"What are you excited about, of course I know that you are from City A......" Wu Xiaolang in front of the computer dug his nostrils and complained in his heart.
"Uncle melon! Uncle Melon! ”
"Huh?"
"Why don't we meet! I'm treating you to a big meal! ”
"It's... Not suitable, right? ”
"Oooh! Uncle Gua, you're inconvenient, aren't you, it's the Lun family who is too excited (shy)"
"It's okay..."
Wu Xiaolang's face was tragic.
"Then let's make an appointment to meet at noon!"
"The Lun family really wants to meet you, Uncle Gua~"
"This..."
Wu Xiaolang was in such a dilemma, he knew that the more he hinted that he didn't want to meet Zhao Ling, the more she would make her think that her Uncle Gua was a decent, calm and conservative gentleman uncle, and the more he would attract her and make her infatuated......
As everyone knows, Wu Xiaolang is purely afraid of being beaten and doesn't dare to see Zhao Ling......
"Uncle Gua, are you already married? (sad)"
Zhao Ling's news is not only a problem, but also a hint of red fruit!
"It's not ...... yet"
Wu Xiaolang didn't know how to reply anymore.
"Hey, hey! I know that Uncle Gua is also a single dog like me (poor), because if you have a family or have a girlfriend, you won't play games with a girl all day long! (proud)"
After Wu Xiaolang read this news, he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his back, the head teacher is worthy of being the head teacher, and his reasoning ability is too creepy!
"Alright! Later, when you have time, you can meet together for a cup of coffee. ”
Helpless, Wu Xiaolang couldn't find a reason to refuse for a while, so he could only drag it out and change the topic first.
"Let's play the game and take you to the diamond tonight!"
"Yay! Uncle Gua, you have to talk about it! (I'm so happy) I think I'll be able to meet Uncle Gua soon, and I'm a little excited! Hey! ”
"Have you been excited...... Wu Xiaolang complained in his heart, "But I won't see you, hum!" ”
"Get into the game!"
"Oooh! Ling'er is coming! ”