Chapter 390: "Curve Saves the Country" and
The life span of the cultivators is thousands, thousands of years, in such a long time, in addition to the daily routine of cultivation, alchemy, refining and other activities, the rest of the free time is most of the time in Wang Dafu's cognition, they are drinking, drinking tea, killing people, dancing, there is really nothing else to do!
With this kind of cognition, Wang Dafu naturally focused his attention on Yi Li, a disciple of the Heavenly Star Sect! ββHe is very firm that even if the handsome guy Yi doesn't have the ability to immediately take out a few hundred catties of "peerless immortal tea" from his pocket, he definitely has the ability to get a few hundred catties of "peerless immortal tea" in one day! -- Since Wang Dafu regards the phrase "what's yours is mine, and what's mine is still mine" as the creed of life and the guiding light, of course he has to give full play to this situation!
Without saying a word at the moment, he immediately pulled his legs and came to the room where he was easy to leave!
And said that although this Yi Li is a Taoist who has cultivated for many years, but after all, he is only a young man, you must know that in the cultivation world, Tianxing Yi Li is also out of the romantic and suave, at this time he is in the room and Wang Dafu's elf beauty to discuss the mystery of "life", and study "whether the physiological structure of various races is different" Such a profound and elegant question, Wang Dafu, who is not a fun guy, wants to run to his room at this time to make noise, this kind of behavior is really in response to the three big words of "bad scenery"!
Although Yi Li deliberately ignored it and pretended that he was not there, the question was who Wang Dafu was? is a well-known saliva man in the new era, and the phrase "born under the red flag and grew up in New China" is not in vain. What scene has no one seen? Although you are Yi Li, you are a cultivator who is upright and red, but if you pretend to be deaf and dumb and ignore your ability, it is just a leftover from other people's play!
I saw Wang Dafu standing at the door of Yili, spreading out his posture and starting to reason with facts, between the upper and lower mouths, countless small words and righteousness were like the water of the Yangtze River. The gushing gushes out, and the effect is that it can say that the dead are alive, the living are dead, the dead are alive and alive, and the dead are alive and dead......
This can torture the handsome guy who is easy to leave and easy to choke enough, anyone who is enjoying the "joy of life", when he encounters such a stirring stick that is not a pleasure, he will definitely not be in a good mood, if this stirring stick is still his own brotherly friend. It is estimated that the mood can no longer be described as "depressed"!
Indignant, a tiger roared, and the handsome guy Yi opened the door, jumped out, and reprimanded loudly: "Brother! You're too boring, aren't you? Brother, I'm exploring the avenue of heaven, earth and humanity! β
When Wang Dafu heard this, he immediately complained loudly: "Please, brother! Brother, I'm dying, and you're still hiding here to explore the avenue of heaven and earth! Don't explore, hurry up and help my brother get through this pass in front of me! As long as you pass this level, brother, I will personally arrange a place for you to explore the ghost avenue for three days and three nights, and I will personally stand guard for you to protect the Dharma when the time comes! β
"You help me protect the Dharma and stand guard......" Yi Li's face turned blue when he heard this, there is this guy standing guard with the Dharma Protector. It is estimated that in three days, I will be able to preach from afar! Frightened, he immediately asked, "Okay, brother, I'll talk about this later." Your business is my business, just tell me straight, what trouble is going on? Is there another demon doing against you? I'm going to cut him down right away! When Wang Dafu heard this, he shook his head with a deep face and was about to speak, but was interrupted by Yi Li's quick words!
"What? No? Yi Li rolled his eyes, and then said: "Could it be that there are demon beasts making trouble again?" Don't worry bro! I'm going to cut it right away! Wang Dafu rolled his eyes at the sky, and was about to explain, but was interrupted by Yi Li!
"What? Or is it not? "The only contemplation. Yi Li asked again: "Could it be that this flower-viewing meeting you held brought the group of bulls from the Daode Sect here?" Don't worry, bro! I immediately asked Senior Brother to come forward and cut them down! β
Wang Dafu slapped his forehead heavily: "Please, brother!" You don't want to be so violent, okay! How can opening and closing your mouth be a 'cut'? Can you listen to me? After a slight pause, he glanced at Yi Li, and pouted in his mouth? said: "Why didn't I find out that you guys still have such a side before......"
Yi Li over there was already impatient: "I said brother! Do you have something to say quickly? I'm in a hurry! β
Wang Dafu heard this. immediately said straight to the point: "Brother! That's right! Now the dignitaries from all walks of life are about to come to the door, but I found that there is no good tea in this town! So ......" paused slightly. Wang Dafu continued to say confidently: "...... Brother, do you think you can help me get a few hundred catties of peerless fairy tea? Well~~ If there is really no peerless immortal tea, peerless spirit tea can be! β
is such a straightforward paragraph, but it is easy to listen to it and almost faint! Taking a deep breath, Yi Li touched the corner of his forehead and said, "Brother! What do you think of me? A few hundred catties of peerless fairy tea? Do you think I grow tea? β
Wang Dafu wrinkled his nose when he heard this, and said quite unreasonably: "Then I don't care, anyway, brother, you can help me get this thing done!" β
When Yi Li heard this, he was speechless: "Brother, you're too embarrassed, aren't you?" Peerless fairy tea! There are not a few taels in the entire cultivation realm, I'll go there and get it for you! β
At this time, Wang Dafu suddenly smiled, and said: "Okay, brother, don't joke with you, I also know that those fairy teas are rare in the world, this is just a casual talk about you don't take it seriously, but I really lack good tea here in front of me, and I have to ask your brother to do me a favor in this matter, and help my brother to get some famous tea that is at least historical, otherwise I will be really in trouble!" You know, the so-called seven things to open the door, firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar tea, ...... "In fact, Wang Dafu and Yi Li are also close friends, jokes are jokes, serious things These two people will not be polite to each other, but Wang Dafu, the nature of the saliva man in the new century, is hopeless, and he actually started to "go to class" again!
Although Yi Li can be regarded as a good hand in the cultivation realm, after all, he grew up in the Heavenly Star Sect since he was a child, and his nature is still simple. In the face of a child like Wang Dafu who grew up in the "insidious and cunning, bloody and bloody" steel jungle in the world, it was far inferior, and he was soon completely knocked down by Wang Dafu's saliva!
While touching his forehead, he took out another space ring from the space ring, handed it to Wang Dafu, and said helplessly: "Count yourself lucky." There happens to be a batch of excellent Dongting Biluochun and Anxi Tieguanyin prepared for the Dao Conference ten years later, you can use it first, and I will collect it again after a while! After speaking, he casually hit a charm and didn't enter Wang Dafu's body!
Wang Dafu knew in his heart that this talisman was given by Yi Li to open the ring, so he unceremoniously took the space ring, and was just about to speak, but saw Yi Li turn back to the guest room as if fleeing for his life, and seemed to have set up a silencer array!
But since the purpose of coming here has been achieved, Wang Dafu didn't care, and left with a smile......
Early the next morning, Wang Dafu came to the Elders' House, but he changed his previous anxious appearance and became calm and relaxed, which made everyone feel greatly surprised, and deeply felt that his town mayor's qi cultivation kung fu had suddenly improved! - But I don't know where Wang Dafu's qi cultivation kung fu has improved, it is clear that he has no fear!
There is still one day to hold the flower viewing conference, and the guests who came to watch the ceremony have begun to come slowly, speaking of which, the intelligence system of Green Willow Town has not yet arrived at home, at least it has bought Wang Dafu a day to prepare. Finally, there was no day when the conference "started", and when all the guests arrived, Wang Dafu "suddenly realized" a funny scene!
Now that a thorough arrangement has been made, Greenwillow Town will naturally not be in any panic when the guests arrive. According to the law of "the bigger the name, the later the appearance", most of the guests who arrived in the early stage were some little people who were not very well-known, and there was no need for Wang Dafu and others to go out to greet them, only the elders needed to come forward - this is not to say that Greenwillow Town watched people cook, it was purely to match the etiquette that China has had since ancient times!
However, there was a guest who was greeted by Wang Dafu in person, because this person came with an invitation distributed by Greenwillow Town, which made Wang Dafu saved, and it seemed that he only regarded this flower-viewing meeting as an upgrade task for affiliated villages. Luliu Town used to distribute ten invitations - two of them were sent by Ji Xiaolan, the "No. 1 Talent of Qingke", to Cao and Pu!
Ji Xiaolan patted her chest and told Wang Dafu that she would definitely be able to invite Cao Xueqin and Pu Songling, the two great masters of the "House of Hundred Families" who lived in seclusion in the Qing Ke Empire, to participate in the "Flower Appreciation Conference"! ββEven if he didn't want to come, he also ordered the two of them to come as the "head of the Qing Emperor country"!
Who knew that the envoy of Green Willow Town sent him to Cao. After the invitation of the two Pu was delivered, the reaction of the two was really beyond the expectation of Wang Dafu!
- "Mr. Qinpu" Cao Xueqin took the invitation. glanced at it casually, and then said nonchalantly: "Ji Xiaolan? What qualifications does he have to arrange my event! After finishing speaking, he tore up the invitation casually, and then ignored the messenger of Greenwillow Town, and went back to the house to rest!
- "Willow Spring Resident" Pu Songling read the invitation carefully, a strange look appeared on his face, and then laughed playfully: "Hehe, since it is Lord Ji who is invited, of course he is going to the party, he must be going to the party, I will definitely go to the scene, hehe~~" It's just that when the messenger imitated this paragraph of reply in front of Wang Dafu, Wang Dafu's first feeling was: "Why does this sound so awkward, is this going to be a show, or is it going to disrupt the situation......
For this reason, Wang Dafu made a big discount in his heart about the "role" that these invitations could play, and he didn't worry about the whereabouts of these invitations at all, so that in the end, except for the three that he personally sent and the two that Ji Xiaolan sent, he didn't know who the other five invitations were sent to! ββLater, "Who is the flower viewing invitation?" This question has also become a hot topic in "Life" for a while......
To Wang Dafu's surprise, the owner of this first invitation is still a legendary figure, this person is - Jiyang River Flooding!
Jiang Yan's name may not be known to everyone, but the idiom "Jiang Lang is exhausted" is believed to be familiar to everyone, and Jiang Yan is the protagonist in this word - "Jiang Lang"!
"Huh? Does anyone else in our Greenwillow Town know this Jiang Lang? Hearing that this person actually appeared with an invitation, most of the elders around him who knew about it snickered, but Wang Dafu was stunned for a moment and hurriedly greeted him......
Everyone in the world says "Jiang Lang is exhausted", but a few people have thought that if it wasn't for the original fame and masterpieces, how could they be sighed by the world when there are no more masterpieces? It is precisely because of "expectation" that there will be "great sighs", and "Jiang Lang is exhausted" is just a sigh, not a depreciation......
In fact, the development of the Southern Dynasty's Cifu to the "Jiang Bao Era" seems to have reached its peak, Jiang Yan's "Hate Fu", "Don't Fu" and Bao Zhao's "Wucheng Fu" and "Dancing Crane Fu" can be said to be the swan song of the Southern Dynasty's Cifu.
At the same time, Jiang Yan is also a master of the Southern Dynasty pun literature, and is one of the most accomplished writers in the Southern Dynasty pun literature! From this point of view, Jiang Yanjiang Wentong's achievements in literature are no less than those of the "Eight Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties"!
But it is a pity that in later generations, people's memories of Jiang Yan seem to be only left with the sentence "Jiang Lang is exhausted", as the so-called "three autumns are over, the world will quickly forget you", annihilated in the long river of history, the romantic figures, and Jiang Yan is not alone......
The reason why Wang Dafu was able to mix well in "Life" is not only that he often shouts: "Looks determine fate", but also because of his profound knowledge of various historical figures! For example, about Jiang Yan, Wang Dafu at least knows a sentence in addition to "Jiang Lang's talent", "Those who are ecstatic are the only ones!" In addition, Qin and Wu Xi are desperate, and Song Xi is thousands of miles away. Of course, this can only be attributed to his "hard work" in the middle school classroom!
After a warm welcome, Wang Dafu unexpectedly heard a system prompt:
"Ding~~, the player has won the C-level historical figure, the Southern Dynasty has given everyone Jiang Yan Jiang Wentong's recognition, Jiang Yan decided to settle in Luliu Town, congratulations to the player~~"
I originally thought that this time was the same as the last "Music Eternal Festival", but in the end I ended up empty-handed, but I didn't expect that before the "Flower Appreciation Conference" started, it had already "abducted" a C-level historical figure!
Wang Dafu couldn't help but raise his head and laugh wildly: "Long ~~phase ~~ ah~~" Unfortunately, before he finished roaring, he was knocked down from behind with a stick......