I'm too lazy to argue with Da Taidao, anyway, I'll call you as a kitchen knife, what can I do!

I overlooked one point, Dataidao and I are of the same mind, everything I think, it can browse, of course, its ideas are the same for me.

The blade body of the big knife suddenly sank, and with a soft sound, the board was cut in two.

"Uh......" I faced the two halves of the board, speechless: this Nima, can I understand this as revenge?

"Of course you can~" Da Taidao said in a strange manner.

After a few seconds, I admitted my mistake quite simply: "Okay, my fault, I shouldn't have been so willful just now, you forgive me." ”

"Hehe" Da Taidao sneered: "Stinky boy, don't think that this knife is weak if it doesn't squeak, I call it subtle, low-key, and open-minded, you know?" ”

"Got it" I replied, admitting that I was unlucky, put the boards together, and continued to cut the meat.

Its practical big knife cutting meat is very beneficial, one can practice knife skills, and the other is that its blade is quite sharp, simply cutting gold and stone, omnipotent, using it to cut meat, it is simply hand to catch.

Of course, there is a prerequisite for doing these things with a big knife - it must be washed first.

Cleaning the big knife is a very delicate job, after all, the knife is stained with the blood of countless monsters, these blood stains taste terrible, and will definitely affect the taste of the dish, but fortunately they are all non-toxic, but they can be eaten with peace of mind - when I was poor, I used to eat the severed monster limbs to satisfy my hunger.

Generally speaking, it is definitely not enough to just wash it with water, so I found some leaves and herbs from the Elven Forest to remove the smell and smell, mashed them, applied them to the daitaidao, soaked them for ten minutes, and the daitaidai knife was as clean as new.

This method was told to me by Lirea, who said that the elves used it to care for their weapons, and it was more effective than recycling.

Hearing this, I felt envious in my heart: I knew that weapon maintenance could be done in this way, how much money could I save!

After cutting the steak, it is fried, and after frying, it is put on a plate, and an incubator is found and put in, and everything is completed.

I smeared the daitai knife again with the leaves and herbs I had used earlier, and soon it was as clean as new again.

Putting away the knife, I continued to lie lazily on the couch and count the rings on the ceiling.

At this time, the call crystal rang, it was Dewey's call, I looked at the wall clock, it was already seven o'clock, I guess everyone may still be lazy in the bed.

Thinking so, I decided not to answer the phone in the living room, so as not to disturb others to rest.

Out the door, leaning against the door, I answered the call.

"Xiao Yi, I'm Dewey."

"Hehe, I know it's you, did you sleep well last night?" I'm yin and yang weird qidao.

"Uh, ahem, no way, I'm older, and before I know it, I'm asleep, hahahaha" Dewey began to make excuses.

"Okay, that's what happened," I asked, "By the way, you said half of what you said yesterday, can you tell me the second half today?" ”

"That's right!" Dewey said: "I just gave you a call to tell you the second half of the sentence." ”

"Well, what's the second half of the sentence?" I asked.

"That's right," Dewey said, "I studied it with Hall for a long time, read through the records of ancient documents in the forbidden land again, and finally, we found something. ”

"Uh-huh" I said nervously, "and huh?" ”

"We've pieced together a few runes drawn from your arm, and it's actually a complete ancient text, which means 'enlightenment' in ancient documents" Dewey's voice was very serious, and I guess he on the other end of the microphone must have a serious expression.

"Uh-huh" I continued nervously, "and then? ”

On the other end of the microphone, Dewey's voice was gone.

"Huh? Asleep again? "I was confused.

"Didn't sleep," Dewey said, "I just don't know how to answer your question." ”

"What's so difficult about this, let's be honest, who is with whom."

Dewey sighed and said, "Actually, so far, we have only figured out the meaning of this ancient text, and it is a little embarrassing to say it, so we ...... Hey. ”

"It's good to be able to figure out the meaning of an ancient text," I affirmed: "You think, those are all things recorded by ancient people, and most of them have been lost after countless years, and they can be studied by you, doesn't this mean that your level is higher than others~"

Half of this is true, and half of it is praised, after all, the goblin people prefer to be held.

"Hey, hey, hey" Dewey was happy, and his laughter was obscene: "I love to hear this, you kid has a conscience." ”

After that, he asked me, "When will you give me the next rune after you have studied the rune at hand?" ”

"Wait," I said, "Let's honestly farm monsters in the next few days, and we'll see in a few days." ”

"Well," said Dewey, "to say hello to my future daughters-in-law on my behalf." ”

"Well, I'll convey that."

Hung up the call, I went back to the hall, and the three little Lori had already climbed up from the bed, and Xiao Squeak also crawled slowly from the yard.

I put a large piece of roasted beef tenderloin on the small squeak plate, and gave each of the three little loli a pudding cake.

"That's all, eat slowly, you'll have to eat later, you know?" I told you like an elder.

"Got it, Brother Xiao Yi~" Lily was the first to answer, she was happy to eat.

Lizi also ate slowly and leisurely little by little, she looked at me with a pair of big eyes open, and smiled very happily.

"Woo woo woo" Remy stuffed a mouthful of pudding cake and covered her cheeks and muttered a bunch of words that she didn't understand at all.

"Swallow it and then say," I said, with a black line on my head.

After Remy swallowed all the food in her mouth, she looked at me in a daze, and paused for a moment before saying, "I—I forgot what I was about to say." ”

Belch......

I really don't have a problem with this little loli who is off the line.

At about half past eight, the phoenixes walked out of the room one after another, first said hello to me, and then went straight to the bathroom to take a bath.

The girls spend a lot of time in the bath, and they have many, many things to do, gossip, gossip, gossip - important things are said three times.

Not long after the girls entered the bathroom, the men also got up one after another, they did not choose to go to the men's bathroom, but went directly to the bathroom, put water, brushed their teeth, washed their faces, and.

When everything was done, the men would sit on the couch in groups, either talking nonsense or, like me, looking up at the rings on the ceiling.

(End of chapter)